Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Shadow13]

Because wearing sunglasses is an uber thing that UberMario does.
What happened to OoT Link for Brawl?

 

[Clownbot]

EDIT: Ninjas don't get responses.

 

[Elucifur]

OoT Link's right here.

How can the characters drop through some platforms, but not all of them?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because some platforms are like cardboard and they can go through cardboard.

My question is how do the platforms float?

 

[smashfan666]

they are held up by strings

why is sonic at the end of the subspace emissary?

 

[Elucifur]

Because nobody wanted to see Sonic that much in the story. I didn't want to see him at all.

Why can't Zelda teleport through all of the floors?

 

[smashfan666]

she's afraid she might break the universe if she could.

what does dr. mario use in those megavitamins?

 

[UberMario]

Secret Sauce

How come there are 25+ different kinds of food in Brawl?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

If there was 26, then it would be like dividing by zero.

Why did Sakurai make the Maximum tomato and the heart container heal for less in brawl?

 

[UberMario]

Because having a heart shouldn't make your body immortal.

What do tomatoes have anything to do with Kirby?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

They were used as a health item in his games.

Why do some foods heal you more than others?

 

[UberMario]

Because they have less cholesterol.

My last question should have been interpreted. "Why were tomatoes chosen as a healer for Kirby?"

 

[Tacel]

Because the game wanted me to feel sad that I was allergic to tomatoes back then.

What does Link do in the Temple of Time for all of those years?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Play gameboy

What game?

 

[Tacel]

Link's Awakening.

Spoiler

Hehe, get it?

Where did Peach learn to float?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Her mom.

How does she float?

 

[Elucifur]

The title "ruler of Mushroom Kingdom" automatically gives you the ability to float. Why do you think her kingdom is always being taken over? Bowser and all of the other bad guys want to float, too.

Why is Bowser the "Koopa King" yet he doesn't look like a giant koopa?

 

[Tacel]

He's had plastic surgery.

Why aren't Stalchilds called Stalkids? Doesn't Stalkids sound better?

 

[Clownbot]

Is there really such a thing as a Stalchild?

Spoiler

Seriously, I've never heard of it. 0_o.

How did Gohma evolve from some weird crablike spider (OoT) into a huge centipede (WW)?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because it takes pace in a seperate timeline in the Zelda series, thus making a new form for evolution.

Why are strong attacks called tilts?

 

[Clownbot]

Because you TILT the control stick while performing them. /lolseriousanswer

Anyone want to see "Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon - The Movie" with me tonight? I hear it's got some great acting!

 

[Tacel]

Because back in 285 B.C., a man named Hugo Mentursender was a great fighter. If he hit you you would either die or fly backwards until you hit something. Whenever he would hit somebody he would should "Tilt!" so therefore, tilt got it's name.
EDIT: Ninja'd. Oh who cares. My answer is golden.

No. Just no.

Who were the parents of Mario and Luigi?

@Clownbot:
http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Stalchild
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http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Stalfos

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Mr. and Mrs. Mario

Why does Captain Falcon demand you show him your moves?

 

[smashfan666]

ninjas dont get responses

why were the fighters changed from dolls to trophies?

 

[UberMario]

Because one of the boys that went to master hand's master's house said you shouldn't play with dolls. So he sold them all on Ebay to buy Action Figures (Trophies).

Why does this kid have so many stickers?

 

[Elucifur]

Because people would play dress-up with them.

Spoiler

Oh, wait. People already do that with textures.

Edit: Because stickers are cool. I don't know.

Are they still imaginary like they were in 64 and Melee?

 

[UberMario]

Of course not, when you shoot an animal they become a trophy

Why doesn't Lucario know Bone Rush?

 

[Elucifur]

Because it forgot it to learn Counter.

Why doesn't Jigglypuff know Disable? It'd be pretty effective.

 

[smashfan666]

he'd probably be punched alot for not being able to use slap.

how is it that teh trophies happen to look like nintendo characters?

 

[UberMario]

Vanilla Ice Cream always looks like people.

How come the ice cream doesn't melt in Norfair?

 

[Tacel]

Because Willy Wonka made that ice cream.

Why don't I understaaaahaaaahaaaaaaand?!?!?

 

[smashfan666]

you havent watched enough let's plays.

why did master hand create the smash bros. universe?

 

[UberMario]

He was bullied into boredom, which he took out on his would be minions.

Why is Crazy Hand crazy?

 

[Tacel]

Carpal Tunnel.

How?

 

[UberMario]

He lost on the rotation games of Mario Party too many times.

Is Andross master head?

 

[smashfan666]

you're thinking weird

why did tabuu decide to usurp the world of trophies?

 

[UberMario]

Because the world of socks already fell to evil.

What was the world of socks like?

 

[smashfan666]

smelly...

why are sonic and mario rivals?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Sega and Nintendo used to hate each other.

Are Sonic and Mario friends now?

 

[smashfan666]

probably not...

why not?