Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[UberMario]

Only if Doug > everyone else in the raw power category.

What if Stitch was a boss in Brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

Then I'd wonder where we messed up in life to deserve that awfulness.

What if they kept Onix as a Pokéball Pokémon from SSB?

 

[smashfan666]

teh universe would be flushed down teh toilet.

what if ed, edd n' eddy were in a smash bros. game?

 

[Clownbot]

They'd be Tom Nook clones.

TRU FAX.

What if Onix were a boss in the next Smash?

 

[smashfan666]

rayquaza would sue him for stealing his moveset

why doesn't giga bowser just eat his opponents?

 

[Clownbot]

He's on a diet.

Were the cut characters... MURDERED!? *lightning&thunder*

 

[smashfan666]

GASP!!! i hope not.

when will they just go ahead and put megaman in a smash bros. game?!

 

[Clownbot]

When he's good and ready! (But seriously, he has to get in.)

What about Kecleon?

 

[Elucifur]

They already are in. You just can't see them because of their Color Change ability.

What Pokémon do you think will be in the next one?

 

[smashfan666]

probably some that will be eaten my munchox the devourer

what if chuck norris already was in brawl.

 

[UberMario]

He would always lose.

What if Jackie Chan was in brawl?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then he'd be in his Jackie Chan Adventures look.

What if we weren't fooled by Sakurai into believing that Starfy (or 'Starfeeble' as he calls him) is too weak for brawl?

 

[UberMario]

He'd always have star power.

What if running into someone resulted in both of you tripping instead of going through each other?

 

[rhan]

Then all hope would be lost for 2-D fighters.

Why isn't Young Link High Tier?

 

[Elucifur]

He's too short to reach it.

How do the items appear out of nowhere?

 

[UberMario]

Tabuu learned about the dark arts.

How does grabbing a glowing sword extend it's blade?

 

[Kazz@]

Cuz sakurai makes it so.

Why does the great maze have 39 rooms?

 

[MPH Deku]

There was only meant to be 38...but there was another....

WHO WAS 39?

 

[StinkomanFan]

My father

Wasnt he dead?!

 

[Fuelbi]

yes he was FALCON PAWNCHED by captain falcon

if dedede wears his pink clothes does that make him a woman

 

[StinkomanFan]

Let me awnser that with another question

If you ask a dumb question does that make you stupid?

 

[MPH Deku]

You're not calling the last question dumb, are you?

Are pink Luigi, Dedede, and Meat Knight all post-op?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Sadly yes

Why'd pikachu make it too brawl but pichu didn't?

 

[UberMario]

Pichu got stuck in traffic, then the ham-hams abducted him.

Why is the fan the deadliest weapon in a 1 vs. 1 match?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It's the easiest to make

Why'd the Ham-hams kidnap Pichu?

 

[UberMario]

They're racist against popular mice.

What happened to Pichu's popularity?

 

[MPH Deku]

These two were replaced by Plusie and Minun in the Deoxys movie.

How is it that when Popo dies, Nana does too, but when Nana dies Popo keeps going?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Nana doesn't die she just goes back to the kitchen

Why does charizard take that BS from the pokemon trainer?

 

[UberMario]

Because Charizard owes him one grand.

Why were the Pichu Bros. (GCN) game and Meowth's Party (GCN) games canceled?

 

[smashfan666]

they were on teh toilet for too long.

what if meowth was playable in a smash bros. game?

 

[Fuelbi]

then team rocket would blast the hell out of the screen (and kidnap pikachu) to rescue meowth.

why did they change olimar's size from the size of a quarter to the size of a ******?

 

[UberMario]

Because quarters are worth more than *******.

What if Kirby really was only 8in tall?

 

[Elucifur]

Then Olimar would be 1/4 of his height. He really is only about two inches or something.

How does Samus' paralyzer gun also function as a whip?

 

[UberMario]

The same reason her vB makes her jump UPWARDS.

Where does Mario pull FLUDD out of?

 

[Elucifur]

His shoe.

Why isn't Peach using Perry as her parasol instead of the Super Paper Mario one?

 

[StinkomanFan]

She lost him

Why did Dedede save Ness and Luigi in SSE?

 

[Jonkku]

Nintendo's patent pockets that can have almost infinite mass/space inside them.. Link has those too in his tunics. (In Wind Waker he pulls the Skull Hammer (Which is almost twice as big as Link himself) from under his belt(!)..)

Edit: loldoubleninja...
Because he's just that awesome.. And the two others too *coughnotcertainlymainingtwoofthosecharscough*


Why Taboo is a flying naked guy with butterfly wings?

 

[UberMario]

Because otherwise he would be a fat *********************************!

What is a fat *********************************?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Your mom dad

Why's UberMario's father theoreticly Tabuu?

 

[Fuelbi]

becuase hes awesome like that

what is the meaning to life tabuu?