Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Clownbot]

He's a pyromaniac.

If the Pit in Brawl is really Roy dressed up as him, then what did Roy do to the real Pit? 0_o

 

[Elucifur]

I'm not at Liber-T to say.

How come all of the hats (Zelda's/Peach's/Marth's crown, Wario's/Pikachu's/Ness'/Mario's/Luigi's/Link's/Jigglypuff's hat, Captain Falcon's helmet, etc.) never fall off?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Roy glued 'em on as revenge

Why did Roy have 2 revenge plots?

 

[Elucifur]

Because idiot fanboys and fangirls keep thinking that Roy and Marth are from the same game. THEY'RE NOT EVEN FROM THE SAME TIMELINE. laskdfjs

But Peach removes her crown to attack, so it can't be glued on. How do they not fall off?

 

[MPH Deku]

Zelda happens to be a hat magician.

Where does Ganon keep his sword?

 

[UberMario]

In his neck.

How does he do that?

 

[MPH Deku]

Iunno.

Why doesn't he use it?

 

[UberMario]

Because he's too manly for a sword.

Manly people don't need swords.

 

[Clownbot]

Chudat.

Why is Mario so Uber?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Well he is a medic/doctor

Why does Link have so much love intrests?

 

[Clownbot]

Because he's just a horny teenager.

How did King K. Rool feel about not being in Brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

The women always go for the hot blonde, blue-eyed country boys.

Oh, he's pissed about not being able to fight the other evil kings to decide who the most evil king is. Bowser, Dedede (even though he's not that evil), Ganondorf, or King K. Rool? I'd personally love to see that match.

Why did Zelda change from blonde to a brunette?

 

[Clownbot]

She dyed her hair to seem less dumb. DUH!

Why can't I play as the Ancient Minister?

 

[Elucifur]

He's too busy bossing his people around.

Why is the ANCIENT Minister hi-tech?

 

[DAftFlip]

Because the Ancient Minister is Hax.

Why did Megaman decline an appearance in Brawl ?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Because he has like too moves.


Why haven't I unlocked Geno yet?!!?

 

[Clownbot]

It's obvious. You need to unlock Mewtwo first.

Why can't Marth speak ENGLISH?

 

[Elucifur]

Because we ALL know that Hikaru Midorikawa is the best voice actor ever. (He voices my favorite character, Leon Magnus from Tales of Destiny. alksdfjalsd )

Why do Zelda and Sheik have the same final smash?

 

[UberMario]

Lazy programming.

How did Master Hand get captured by a man half his size? Wasn't Crazy Hand there?

 

[DAftFlip]

He was filling his gloves with KY Jelly.

Why does Ganondorf volunteer at soup kitchens?

 

[Clownbot]

It's all a part of his evil plan to defeat Link with the power of the homeless.

Is Mewtwo evil?

 

[UberMario]

Not unless he eats cake.

What if Kirby eats Falco's bread?

 

[Clownbot]

Then Falco gets pissed.

Will Professor Layton be in the next Smash?

 

[UberMario]

Not before Hamtaro.

Will Waluigi get in?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Not before Mona

Will Snake return?

 

[UberMario]

Only if a character named Mongoose gets in.

Who's Mongoose?

 

[MPH Deku]

Gir's desire?

Did you know that Starfy didn't get in because Iwata stiffed Sakurai when they ate lunch together?

 

[Elucifur]

Stiffed? That's making me think the wrong things.

Why didn't Rosalina get to stay as an assist trophy?

 

[UberMario]

Because she was boarding the ISS.

ISS is in space?

 

[StinkomanFan]

YSS

Does mario know the Princess is in another castle?

 

[MPH Deku]

Not until he met Toad.

Did Mario brutaly hurt Toad after learning the truth about the princess?

 

[DAftFlip]

No because he has no idea. That operation happened years ago :ough cough::

Why does the music on Onett sound like the theme from Home Alone ?

 

[UberMario]

Because he left home alone [until he found friends]

Why is there not ONE SINGLE SONG UNIQUE TO EARTHBOUND(MOTHER2) IN BRAWL?

 

[ffdgh]

because foreside is lame

ohhhhhh did i win?

 

[UberMario]

You lose, it's Fourside, as in 4

The cities in Earthbound are Onett,Twoson,Threed, and Fourside.

How many people pronounce Onett (O-net) as opposed to Onett (Wunt)?

 

[Jonkku]

Not enough.. (The first one is the correct one fyi.)

There are Summers and Winters in Earthbound, but where's Springs and Autumns / Falls?

Spoiler

Edit: I guess this counts as Smash Bros related?

 

[UberMario]

If you fall off a spring you get hurt, and no one wants a song like that.

FYI It IS supposed to be pronounce Wunt. To go with the number "theme" of the cities. I used to pronounce it the first way until I saw the connection.

New Pork City is a representation of Chicago?

 

[Jonkku]

FYI No U.

New Pork York City, perhaps? I mean there's the Statue of Porky Liberty and all.

Could you define "a stupid Smash Bros. question"?

 

[Clownbot]

It's an ice cream topping.

Did that qualify as a stupid Smash Bros. answer?

 

[UberMario]

As much as New Pork City is Chicago.

Why is New Pork City purple in Brawl?