Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[MPH Deku]

According to Kirby Right Back At Ya, yep.

Is Meta-Knight a spanish vampire?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yes

Is Dedede trying get that their Kirby?

 

[Clownbot]

Of course not! He's Italian, get your **** together, man!

EDIT: StinkomanFan... You're on my "Watch" list.

Why, yes, yes he is.

Isn't King Dedede really smart?

 

[UberMario]

Yes that's why he always fails to win and is in gazillion dollars of debt to NME!

Is kirby ever not hungry?

 

[MPH Deku]

Well, he IS a growing boy...er, star warrior.

Why does King Dedede have a southern accent?

 

[UberMario]

It's not its Norwegian.

Why does Meta-Knight sound Mexican?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He got in an accident and had his voicebox replaced with a cowboys

Why are Waddle Dees SO ****ING AWESOME?

 

[UberMario]

Because bandanas make everything epic.

Who thought that a bird should be named Dyna-blade?

 

[MPH Deku]

Cause they speak French.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRwGt50rCSg

Ninja'd: Probably Sakurai, why?

Why are we talking about Kirby again?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Has Kirby been sent to destroy us?

Did Link propose to Zelda yet?

 

[UberMario]

What part of that bird has anything to do with Dyna or a blade?

Sages can't marry, he should propose to Malon.

Why is Luigi depressed?

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Because nobody pays attention to Luigi...'cept for me.

Why, oh WHY did Sonic have his 4Kids voice in Super Smash Bros Brawl?!

 

[MPH Deku]

Because Sega hates Ryan Drummond for whatever reason.

Why does Jason Griffith voice two different hedgehog characters in two different cartoons?

 

[Clownbot]

He has a hedgehog fetish.

What if you woke up in bed with your main?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I'd find it shocking that they fell asleep near me and I'm still in the general vicinity.

Can you make a tier list for the smash characters based on bread?

 

[Elucifur]

1: Peach (There's melon bread, so why can't there be peach bread?)
2 - whatever: Everyone else. Rodents, foxes, humans, turtles, 2D sprites, robots, a suit of armor, explosives, magic, etc in my bread? NO.

Why does Samus wear armor?

 

[MPH Deku]

To protect herself, of course. =P

Why does ZSS have blue skin?

 

[Elucifur]

That's what she gets from wearing that armor all the time.

What would Link look like if he were a woman?

 

[MPH Deku]

http://www.deviantart.com/#order=9&q=female+link
There ya go.

How do I know that Nana's a girl if she isn't wearing a bow?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

She's Pink.

Why did I think that Kirby was a girl when I first played Smash Bros?

 

[Clownbot]

That girlish voice of hers.

How do we know Kirby is a "he"?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because if he was a girl, then it would seem downright strange for a she to be "swallowing" things.

Why is it when I KO somebody in any Smash game, they come back to life?

 

[MPH Deku]

Optimus Prime wills it.

What if Optimus Prime was a playable character?

 

[Clownbot]

Because Pokeymanz can't die.

EDIT: ****, a ninja this late at night? Optimus Prime can't be playable, he's too big.

Why does Zelda have to be such a wh0re?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

What do you mean? If she was a wh0re, then she would actually "do it" with poor Link instead of leaving him hangin'.

Why is my mind in the gutter right now?

 

[Clownbot]

You're fantasizing about Zelda?

Why is Smash a bucket of balls?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because there's a Wario bucket sticker (I think) and there's an item called a Smash Ball.

What happens if you put some Smash Balls in a Wario bucket?

 

[MPH Deku]

It's not, Bebe's Kids is.

Ninja'd: They become Bmash Salls.

Why do you have to use the Fire Rod to defeat Mothula in A Link to the Past?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because your question had nothing to do with Smash.

Who is better? Melee Falcon or Brawl Falcon?

 

[Elucifur]

I wanna say Brawl, because you can give him textures. Look! M. Bison and Space Ghost!

Why is making textures for Peach, Marth, and Ike so fun?

 

[UberMario]

Because it's illegal.

Why does Mr. Saturn honk?

 

[Clownbot]

He needs the money.

Why can't Mr. Saturn be playable?

 

[MPH Deku]

Sakurai probably thinks he's too weak.

Did you know that Starfy is actually stronger canonically then a lot of the Smash Brothers?

 

[UberMario]

Yes but his weakness is being stared at.

How many Yoshies are there?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

As many as you need. O.o


What motivates Ike to fight for his friends?

 

[MPH Deku]

His lack of sympathy for anybody else.

Ike told me that you're open. Is that true?

 

[UberMario]

No, I changed my stance.

Marth countering a Water Gun makes loads of sense

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Why not? Wobuffet's used Counter on so many projectile based moves already.

Why did I forget that Pit was a Smash character?

 

[MPH Deku]

Probably for the same reason I forgot about the Ice Climbers.

...why do I want to secondary main that character now?

 

[UberMario]

To counter all the heat based attacks of your main.

Why does Mr. G&W use so much fire?