Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[#HBC | Gorf]

It's a pesticide making her hotter by the second.

Why did they make Brawl <<<<< Melee?

 

[Elucifur]

That's an opinion and I don't want to start an argument or anything, so I won't answer that.

Spoiler

Though I prefer Brawl.

Why did they put that platform thing as an assist trophy?

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

It doesn't matter. You prefer Brawl.

Why DID they put the platform thing as an assist trophy?

 

[MPH Deku]

They want to introduce obscure Japanese games to Americans.

Why is Starly good at getting into small places?

 

[Clownbot]

He was born to be a star.

Why does Luigi act depressed all the time?

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

His life is a living hell, being overshadowed by Mario.

Why did MPH_G&W not post a Brawl question?

 

[MPH Deku]

I did. Starly is a trophy in Brawl.

Why did Clownbot confuse Starly with her brother Starfy?

 

[AlexoftheAura]

He's colorblind, and apparently gender blind.

How does Peach always seem to have a ripe turnip right underneath her?

 

[Elucifur]

They're not always ripe. You know the stitchface? Yeah.

...Why are there Mr. Saturns good at breaking shields?

 

[Clownbot]

Because, they has teh supahnatural powaz.

How can Peach just take a Toad out of her dress like that? 0_o

 

[Elucifur]

You see all those dark pink poofy frills on the side of her dress? They're like pockets but better! They hold a parasol, a golf club, a tennis racquet, a frying pan, a tea set, and even a Toad! The Toad was just a stowaway, so Peach decided to punish him by making him defend her.

WHY WON'T ZELDA WEAR HEELS OR SOMETHING? Those boots are so hideous and I can't make any textures for her.

 

[Clownbot]

It's simple: Women are demons.

Is Sheik a demon?

 

[Elucifur]

I hate you.
Yes, because Sheik is a woman.

Why does Ike have to wear armor? Making it transparent leaves little... lumps on him. alskdfjlas

 

[Fuelbi]

cuz he all gangsta like that

why do people use the derrogative term n00b, n00bile, and n00btacular?

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Because 80% of the time those people on the receiving end of such insults deserve it.

Why is Captain Falcon so amazing?

 

[UberMario]

Because FALCON PUNCH always KOs.

How old are Marth and his girlfriend?

 

[Clownbot]

What are you talking about? Marth is gay.

How old is Marth's boyfriend?

 

[MPH Deku]

Actually, she's married...to a female. Yeah, I'm suprised as you are.

Why does putting a bow on a seemingly genderless creature always make it a girl?

 

[Clownbot]

Because bows are girlish.

Isn't Marth's wife just a cover, though?

 

[Elucifur]

Nope, she's actually in love with him and he proposed to her... in a way. Go play Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon.

Don't you think we need more than just sword-users from Fire Emblem? MAGES/SAGES OR SOMETHING.

 

[Clownbot]

lol, I actually have Shadow Dragon. The game's called "Ask a STUPID Smash Bros. question, get a STUPID Smash Bros. answer."

Okay, then, how about a really insignificant character that knows magic from Fire Emblem?

Will Pikachu evolve into Raichu for the next Smash?

 

[MPH Deku]

No, you'll have to unlock Raichu by beating Adventure mode with Starfy 600 times.

Will the next Smash Bros. game have VR?

 

[Jonkku]

VR? I guess no. Better not have anything I don't know what it is.


VR ?

 

[UberMario]

No RV.

Are Versus Rankings useful?

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

No, but your mom is.

Why isn't the exorcist playable in Brawl?

 

[UberMario]

Because you're creepy.

Why isn't Rick playable in Brawl?

 

[MPH Deku]

His final smash, Rickroll, would be too powerful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf_EOFDpPlk

Is the next Smash Bros. game going to have Virtual Reality?

 

[UberMario]

Yes but if you die you REALLY die.

Should there be a SMASH kart?

 

[StinkomanFan]

No it would fail

What if it was a ROM hack?

 

[UberMario]

Nintendo would destroy the Internet.

What if they made a stage editor? . . . oh wai . . .

 

[MPH Deku]

Then they'd eff up by putting in like 10 different parts to use.

Can I unlock Mewtwo?

 

[Clownbot]

Have you unlocked Geno yet? Everyone knows you can't unlock Mewtwo without Geno.

Is Luigi a clone? And by that I mean an ACTUAL clone. Not the kind that has the same moves as another character, but a real, DNA-copied clone.

 

[UberMario]

No, they tried but failed miserably, That's where Wario came from!

Is Waluigi Wario's brother?

 

[StinkomanFan]

No he's Wario's Sister

Like, how?

 

[MPH Deku]

If he's Wario's sister...

Then why isn't she wearing a bow?

 

[Clownbot]

Because she's a transvestite.

Or should I say, "He's a transvestite"?

 

[MPH Deku]

Well that brings up so many other questions.

Did you know that Luigi's pink outfit is him post-op?

 

[Clownbot]

Yes.

Where did Bowser get that pimpin' palette swap?

 

[StinkomanFan]

From the pimp shop

Why did d3 choose to go back to the 30's in his palet swap?

 

[Clownbot]

Since when did d3 ack the the 30's?

Has Kirby been sent to destroy us?