Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Clownbot]

Becuz he haz teh pokemanz.

Why is Meta Knight such a n00b?

 

[smashfan666]

needless to say, he is acting.

why doesn't kirby just eat king dedede?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Penguin just goes right through him.

Why is it Fair instead of Faer?

 

[Clownbot]

Because, Fair sounds better.

Why is it called a Strong Attack if it's not strong?

 

[smashfan666]

because the game was made by a bug.

where are the stages in terms of geological location?

 

[Fuelbi]

where ever your imagination wants them to be.

why cant goku be in brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

He's still on that looong road place that he goes to after he dies. Again.

Why aren't there enough RPG characters in the Smash series?

 

[Fuelbi]

He's still on that looong road place that he goes to after he dies. Again.

Why aren't there enough RPG characters in the Smash series?

you mean snake way?

the creators would think it would be boring if the characters had to go to thier inventories to take out thier swords and attack?

why cant cartoon characters be in smash bros

 

[jigglyppuff8]

"Your favorite Nintendo video game characters duking it out in a 4 man free for all!"

What's up with Sonic and steak?

 

[Clownbot]

What, a hedgehog can't like steak?

What's up with Snake and Samus? 0_o

 

[Elucifur]

Go to the forums we trolled today and you'll see.

What's up with Peach not having an alternate form to fight in?

 

[Clownbot]

(How should I know which forums you guys trolled? Could you post some links or something?)

She's trying to keep her true identity on the down-low.

Do you think Wario enjoys trolling internet forums?

 

[Elucifur]

Girl, please. He's the one that named that act as trolling.

Do you think Captain Falcon gets trolled?

 

[Clownbot]

Luce, you crazy. Captain Falcon, like, INVENTED being trolled.

Why does Marth have a tiara?

 

[Elucifur]

He wears it for his sister who he believes is dead, but actually finds out is alive. After that, he's just gotten attached to it.

Why did they take away Jigglypuff's crown costume?

 

[Clownbot]

Marth had to borrow the crown and he never gave it back.

How many people were killed when Mewtwo was denied entrance into Brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

None. But mmmaaannnyyy forums were trolled.

Will you laugh at this?

 

[Clownbot]

I have no ****ing idea why, but I lmao'd at that picture.

Why do most SSB fanfics depict the Smashers living in a huge mansion run by the Hands?

 

[Elucifur]

It's supposed to be the "Imagination~" thing.

And I'd like to know, too.

Why are all of the pairings really weird?

 

[Clownbot]

Because of the apparently large number of crackheads who play Smash.

Was Dr. Mario cut from Brawl because he was arrested for medical fraud?

 

[Fuelbi]

No he was arrested for ****** someone.

why are some characters reduced to cameos in smash bros?

 

[Or30]

cuz my name is Oreo ^^


what's Wavedash??? lol

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Best thing ever.

Where do the coins in coin battle come from?

 

[Elucifur]

Their internal organs. It's the Smash equivalent of blood.

Why does coin battle remind me of mugging people?

 

[Clownbot]

"Hey, Falco, you wanna do a fly-by on these b*tches?"

"Fo sho, mothaf*cka."

Is Krystal seeing anyone right now?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yes, Slippy

Are the Smashers rich?

 

[Clownbot]

Hellz, yeah. Didn't you see Bowser's pimpin' silver & gold palette swap?

Has Bowser asked Peach out yet?

 

[Elucifur]

No, he's secretly lusting for DK.

Do you believe that Brawl!Pikachu is Melee!Pichu or Melee!Pikachu's son or both?

 

[smashfan666]

just the first one.

why isn't fassad in brawl?

 

[Clownbot]

It's all a facade, I tell you!

Why is Olimar so broken?

 

[UberMario]

Because being fixed isn't fun.

How does Mario's FLUDD defy friction?

 

[Elucifur]

It self-lubricates. Interpret that however you wish.

Why can't Luigi use the Poltergust 3000 yet Mario can use the F.L.U.D.D.?

 

[MPH Deku]

Nanomachines.

Why isn't Starfy playable in Brawl?

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Starfy is playable in Brawl. You just haven't unlocked him.

Why isn't Starfy playable in Brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

He's a reject Luma.

Why doesn't Peach use Toadsworth as a counter instead of Toad? The old fart's taking all of Toad's old jobs anyway... Referee, Mario Party person, etc.

 

[MPH Deku]

Because he'd immediatly die. The attacks would go through his frail body, heading straight into Peach.

How can I unlock Starfy?

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

When you unlock Cloud, you will unlock Starfy.

How can I unlock Starfy?

 

[Elucifur]

...Why are you re-asking the questions you answered?
Create a PERFECT Luma texture for Starfy and the real Starfy will be playable.

Will you make me a texture for Peach? I have pictures of what I want.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

NO.

Is GaW's jab his ***** squirting semen, or is that a joke my buddies played on me?

 

[Elucifur]

It's called Greenhouse. Like he's spraying pesticides.

Why does Zero Suit Samus have that weird pink thing on her back?