Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Clownbot]

Because it held its breath for too long.

How does a stage breathe?

 

[Fuelbi]

if a stage floats and it goes up and down and in and out then it is just breathing in and exhaling

why is ubermario's avatar freak me out?

 

[Tacel]

It's because pizza is your enemy.

Why does Pit look like Roy?

 

[UberMario]

Because roy ransacked pit and took his wings.

Anyone want to object?

 

[Tacel]

Yes....

How did Roy's voice change, then?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Surgery

How did Luigi learn his final Smash?

 

[MPH Deku]

Ike kicked him really hard in the balls.

Or was it Marth?

Edit: Ninja's don't get responses.

 

[Fuelbi]

no it wasnt marth it was mario yelling at him "you mama ****er you are never going to be the star"

why is mario such a mama ****er to his younger brother?

 

[Shadia]

because thats how he shows brotherly affection. lolz

why isn't the trix rabbit in brawl?

 

[Clownbot]

Silly rabbit, Brawl's for Nintendo!

Why doesn't Luigi have the Poltergust?

 

[Tacel]

The Poltergust has recently gotten in a serious car crash and is now in a wheelchair. Haha, very funny joke Clownbot.

What would be another choice for Mario's Final Smash?

 

[UberMario]

Driving his kart and throwing 100 spiny shells with his l33t haxors.

What would be another choice for ROB's Final Smash?

 

[MPH Deku]

CHAGIN IT'S GYRO HHUUUUUUAAAA!

What's another choice for Ness's final smash?

 

[Elucifur]

PK Rockin'

Why can't Ness and Lucas use their own support PSI?

 

[Clownbot]

Because they got amnesia and had to learn PSI from Paula/Kumatora.

How do I know those names when I know so little about the MOTHER series?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because everybody talks about those characters a lot.

Why does Kumatora curse so often?

 

[Elucifur]

Because she's a demon.

Why can't Jeff or Loid be playable?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Loid is Dr. Andonuts and Jeff was too shy

Why isn't Mario top tier?

 

[Clownbot]

Because he's of low significance to Nintendo.

Shouldn't Ness be in Loch Ness Lake or something?

 

[Fuelbi]

no he should be stuck in his NES video console

is ness's name really named after the NES

 

[Clownbot]

Yup, but it's also an anagram of SNES.

/educationftl

Why is Kirby so hungry?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He missed breakfast

Did Yoshi survive his trip to Racoon City? [/referance]

 

[Clownbot]

RE reference? Nope, he didn't. Don't worry, though; he made 1,253 Yoshi eggs before he died.

How did this whole thing between Mario and Bowser start?

 

[StinkomanFan]

No it's a Robot Chicken referance. Mario scammed Bowser to fix his plumbing

Are Pokemon and Digimon related?

 

[Clownbot]

Eh, I don't watch Robot Chicken.

Yes, because they both live in La-La Land.

Will Agumon be in the next Smash?

 

[Fuelbi]

no because nobody likes digimon and like the more commercial and more successful creatures of pokemon

is ness really ninten? is ness and ninten both named after video game consoles? watch the next episode to find out the answer.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I don't wanna

Does that count as a question?

 

[Clownbot]

Well, yeah.

Did the previous question count as a stupid Smash Bros. question?

 

[Elucifur]

No. And yours sort of didn't, even though it WAS about a question in this thread. I'll say yours wasn't, either.

When will the guy doing the naked Captain Falcon texture release it?

 

[Clownbot]

Do I look Psychic?

Does anyone else wish they were Psychic like Mewtwo?

 

[StinkomanFan]

No, I'd prefer to psychic like Ness

Does anyone care about Yoshi?

 

[UberMario]

Only the people that think he's good (There's a hidden joke here.)

Didn't Waluigi drive the first bike in Mario Kart?

 

[Clownbot]

I believe that was Mach Rider.

Will Little Mac be a MINI-boss in the next Smash?

 

[UberMario]

No, he'll be a dwarf-boss.

Does Harry Potter have a chance in Smash?

 

[smashfan666]

DERNIT! NINJA'D!

will i ever be able to beat tabuu without taking a pant load of tries?

 

[UberMario]

Only if you tell us what the trouble is.

Will we find out?

 

[Clownbot]

Play the SSE on "Intense". Little known fact: it means "Intensely Easy".

EDIT: ARRGGHH NINJA

Wait until next episode to find out!

Why can't I beat the SSE on "Easy"?

 

[UberMario]

Because it's too intense.

Why is Boss Battles on Intense so fun with Yoshi?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It's short for "Easily the hardest part of brawl"

How does Samus avoid getting helmet hair?

Ninja: because Yoshi sucks

 

[smashfan666]

she shaves her head before putting teh helmet on.

seriously, a NINJA'D! after vacation? dang...

does anyone think disney channel characters should be in a smash bros. spin-off? (I.E. characters from brandy & mr. whiskers, american dragon: jake long, lilo & stitch: the series, etc.)