Official [ACT] Thread: Dancing Blade Aug 18th, Ultimate Wednesday Nights!

[Scabe]

I agree with Nova. Even so, here's some matchup advice for you, Scabe.

They tend to be very defensive; don't pressure them or you'll get punished.
Don't try and hit them if you approach.
No matter how well you think you can read them, they will mindgame the **** out of you.
Despite being high tier, they'll constantly complain about being low tier. Correct them at every opportunity.
If you damage them enough, their teammate will appear out of nowhere and KO you.
You'll trip and fall off the stage a lot, just recover as best you can.
If they approach you, try and ignore their large hitbubbles.

Women. I will never understand them.

**** Rose says the funniest things.

Edit: Man I really want to sig this but I don't want to get rid of my sig or go over the sig size limit by having both.

 

[luke_atyeo]

lol rose, good one
dont forget how easy it is for them to chaingrab and 0 to death your wallet guys

 

[Nanda]

That was amazing Rose. :D

Protip: After tripping, do not do a get up attack or roll away. Do a normal getup (input up) as if nothing ever happened.

Girls will sometimes target you, the low tier guy and start racking up a lot of percentage then at the drop of a hat they will turn around and KO your teammate. Be wary of your teammate, this happens a lot.

 

[Nanda]

Specific tip for Scabe: Stop spamming projectiles and waiting for them to approach you. Get in there and attack them.

 

[Toby.]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Nanda]

The most important thing to know is NOT to say TWSS!! after she says something.

 

[zApollo]

I love this MU discussion.

 

[...Ellipsis...]

I love the ACT thread

 

[ViVa]

Lmao. xD

<3 ACT.

 

[Nova]

Rose = post of the year.

 

[Throwback]

everyone agrees it's 100:0 in women's favour then?

 

[zApollo]

Yeah, they pretty have a counter for all approaches. And it's impossible to recover against them. I mean, their curves edgeguard so well.

 

[Alzi]

Did someone say woman!!!!!!!?

 

[Trillest]

maybe one day alzi they will let you see one of these women (doubt it)

 

[zApollo]

everyone agrees it's 100:0 in women's favour then?

It has been agreed, even women can 9 stock 3 mk's in a 1vs3.

 

[Jei Jei]

This is by far the best discussion I have ever witnessed on any forum.

 

[Trillest]

also playing against low tiers improve your victory chance with their high tier team mates

 

[Nanda]

also playing against low tiers improve your victory chance with their high tier team mates

Its true. But like i said before, they can use the same tactic against you.

 

[Leisha]

ACT threads are always soo lol

<3 you guys

 

[unreon]

Rose for post of the forever; that was amazing <3

We can all learn a thing or two from that

 

[Leisha]

The hit bubbles thing cracked me up xD

 

[Nanda]

Rose for president of Australia
edit
ACT thread for president

 

[GAY?]

Oh, that reminds me, I'm pretty sure that throwing a blanket over them and trying to kiss them is a one-hit KO, is that right Rose?

 

[Tiger Shark]

Oh, that reminds me, I'm pretty sure that throwing a blanket over them and trying to kiss them is a one-hit KO, is that right Rose?

Well, the strange thing about the women matchup is that you're not actually supposed to try and **** them.

 

[C~Dog]

Bahahhahaha

Haha oh man, I don't know you, but god **** you are hilarious xD

 

[Blakmane]

god****it I have to make it to more meets.... my game is gonna be rock bottom for business time if I don't get some praccy in xD

 

[Zero]

Well, the strange thing about the women matchup is that you're not actually supposed to try and **** them.

Perfect sig-able quote: short, succinct and hillarious.

Tiger Shark for Poster of the Year, All Years.

 

[luke_atyeo]

and just like that... the world forgot about luke and his hilarity...


lol not really, thats some funny **** rose, clearly you should move back to act asap.

 

[Tiger Shark]

Haha, thanks Luke, didn't mean to knock you off your throne there. Still, it's probably the funniest stuff I've said since suggesting that you put 'world's 3rd best Ganon' on your resume, and that was ages ago.

Anyway, I'm working on the poster for Business Time. Marth has a sweet Austin Powers outfit. I'm thinking I'll put Scabe's face in the top corner to get a good female turnout, and Nanda's in the bottom corner to secure Nova's attendance at the tourney.

 

[luke_atyeo]

lol, I dont have a throne.

anyways thanks rose, that sounds awesome.

if I could add a suggestion, you should make the overall poster not on a sheet of paper, but on a printout of jons face.

 

[tedeth]

I'm fairly sure Luke's throne was back on that bus in America

**** this thread is hilarious.

 

[Nanda]

I need help in this MU when it comes to baiting and punishing. I try to bait an punish a girl but they don't ever fall for my baiting tactics.

Any suggestions?
Maybe i should change my main? (someone more aggressive with no projectiles?? Someone with fast attacks but low damage??)

 

[Throwback]

Swith to C. Falcon nanda, it's his only advantageous MU - his manliness works in his favour for once.

 

[C~Dog]

Only Captain Falcon and Snake have an advantageous MU with woman.

 

[Stray_]

Can you out-camp a woman?

 

[Nanda]

I think in doubles, the best char to team with is a gay man-watch. Incredible approach and support options, but they can never kill. Think about it.
[edit]
But you have to watch out for team attack

 

[tedeth]

But on the plus side, you get all the KOs so you look amazing.

 

[Nova]

and Nanda's in the bottom corner to secure Nova's attendance at the tourney.

...
Ha
AH
HAhAhaah
HAHAHAHA
KAKAHA7
GVXHNTN!

Honestly stop.
All of your posts are sig worthy.
IT IS NOT NATURAL!

Also: *MEGA SIGH* I wish I could attend.

 

[luke_atyeo]

do it, just send a letter to your boss, filled with 7 lines of 7's.

lol call in sick dude.

 

[Nanda]

How is the ACT special trump card project coming along?? need help with funding?
[Edit]
Nanda has evolved into.... Smash Journeyman! :O