a neverending brawl story

[M@v]

DDD's skin is fireproof. DDD then smashes bowser with his rocket hammer.

 

[TigerWoods]

Afterward... DDD tries to attempt killing himself again..... this time by drowning...however

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Squirtle saves him. Afterwards...

 

[TigerWoods]

DDD re atempts killing himself by electricution....because he is still suicidle....however peach

 

[Kinzer]

laughes at his failed attempt at suicide, DDD really sucks at this because...

 

[TigerWoods]

his blubber is a natural insulator against electricity...extremely depressed by having peach laugh at him....he tries suicide yet again...this time by...

 

[M@v]

..smashing himself with his hammer. however this does not work because DDD is like a giant balloon. He merely smacks the air out of himself. Desperate for options, DDD...

 

[TigerWoods]

tries to find Dr.Mario to administer a lethal injection....however this cannot happen because when brawl came out, the cut characters from melee......

 

[Kinzer]

...Wanted to get back at the characters that did get into Brawl. Therefore Dr. Mario actually gave DDD his long overdue imunizations...

 

[Burrbomb]

...however, DDD was immune to Dr. M's virus, So DDD asks Captain Falcon (Aka: Chuck Noriss) to Falcon Punch him, after being Falcon Punched DDD finally....

 

[Kinzer]

...Reflected the Falcon Punch back onto the Captain because he was so blubbery, he STILL couldn't commit suicide because now...

 

[M@v]

hes run out of options on how to kill himself. ddd decides to go emo.

 

[Kinzer]

...and all punk, however tihs gets DDD interested in playing the guitar to play some rock music, he finds out he's really good at this and...

 

[Deleted member]

...Starts a rock band called Daydayday....

 

[TigerWoods]

peach then becomes a fan girl... coming to every concert... however one concert....

 

[M@v]

...she runs into DDD backstage while sneaking around...

 

[Kinzer]

...And happens to notice D3 changing out of his rocker costume, Enraged...

 

[TigerWoods]

ddd swallows her and spits her out into the crowd....

it was "that time of month" however so peach...

 

[Kinzer]

Got her golf club and beat the living s*** out of anything in sight, oh god not her "other" final smash!...

 

[TigerWoods]

where she summons an army of toads to spore everywhere.....

it looked like a scene of horror.... everyone died of spores.... except...

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Marth who kills all the toad spores, and then kills tiger woods and is the supreme ruler of all before being challenged by... (don't say Chuck Norris).

 

[TigerWoods]

Captain Falcon.... who then insults Martha on her willingness to become a man....she then breaks down crying.....

Captain Falcon using his all-manliness then revives everyone who had died.....

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Except for Ike because he fought for his friends and now gets no sympathy...

 

[Kinzer]

...who became reborn as a god, every little Ike fanboy/girl went insane. And for not reviving him, Ike when after the captain and...

 

[Suntan Luigi]

...bumped this thread...

 

[TigerWoods]

ressurecting it from its shallow grave...

 

[A1lion835]

And then Captain Falcon did a warlock punch...

 

[Kinzer]

On Ganondorf who was at the same time Falcon Punching Ganondork for...

 

[Davy Jones]

...being stupid cuz he was that stupid that...

 

[TigerWoods]

he caused this thread to die, however

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Ganondorf was faster than Captain Falcon and...

 

[Davy Jones]

punched Falcon's face untill

 

[F1r3w0lf]

all the manliness went away.

 

[Jonkku]

And Captain Falcon turned into Metaknight and...

 

[Davy Jones]

cut ganondorf in 100 small piesces and grilled him

 

[F1r3w0lf]

on a charcoal grill, but he needed to purchase some...

 

[Davy Jones]

...condiments and feed it to the Pikachus wich...

 

[BrawlerHarrison]

Caused them to violently implode all over...

 

[Davy Jones]

...the place and splashed blood...

 

[BrawlerHarrison]

Onto a very clean white t-shirt...