A genie pops out of a magic lamp...

[VodkaHaze]

You find a lamp and you decide to rub it. WHOOSH! A cloud farts out of the lamp and there is a genie there who will grant you three wishes. Now, there are many different types of Genies that exist in different forms of multimedia. I will stick with Genie had from Alladin. Not the actual Genie, but the rules he goes by:

[colorHe cannot kill anyone

He cannot make anyone fall in love

He can't revive people from the dead (because it would turn into a zombie pandemic)

So, what three wishes would you go with? Well, for me, it is very difficult, but I would go with these:
1. I would get my spots and blackheads cleared and never return (somewhat useless, but at least I will be more attractive for my teenage years)
2. Get Dan Green's voice (who wouldn't want that!?!)
3. Be the best ventriloquist in the world.


I just want to point out I kept my wishes simple (well, somewhat) but you do not have to.

 

[eighteenspikes]

well ok this might be kinda complicated, idk how many wishes it would take. but basically my childhood dream was to become this really famous rock star, except nobody could see my left thumb. it would just be this object of pure mystery. like for live shows id be wearing like a box around my hand, and in live videos there would always be some kind of groan-inducing object in the foreground. except it wouldn't induce groans, more like whoops of excitement cause everyones so desperate to see my left thumb. idk if rock star/mysterious thumb are 2 separate wishes. either way i want another wish to be that i can punch birds out of mid air. if i get a 3rd wish i want a lifetime supply of oatmeal. done.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Can we wish for more wishes?

 

[Airgemini]

Wouldn't it be obvious to wish for infinite wishes???

 

[Elucifur]

If you can't wish for more wishes, wish for another genie.

 

[kit]

1. The power to teleport with nice perks... like having some sort of knowledge of where everything was even in a 6th sense sort of way so I didn't end up teleporting to my death blah blah...

2. A shape shifting power would be cool. I'd say so I could turn into anything but all I'd want to become is a wolf... maybe a bird for awhile...

3. Is there anything else I'd even want? idk

 

[The Drifter]

1. The ability to teleport
2. I would wish to have entrance music/pyrotechniks for every room I entered
3. To know every language in existence

 

[Frames]

Wouldn't it be obvious to wish for infinite wishes???

that was one of da rules in aladdin...he didnt post it but it was one of them

 

[SharkAttack]

1.) To stretch my arms like Mr. Fantastic. I wouldn't have to get up to change the channel if my remote dies. I could reach anything.

2.) Bring back Crispy M&M's (TM)

3.) Be able to fly/hover over anything and everything.

 

[#HBC | Dancer]

Pretty much every story I've read/seen about making wishes always ends in disaster, so I think I'll pass on making wishes with a genie.

 

[Pikaville]

First Id wish to be able to play anything on guitar.
Second Id wish for a power to click my fingers and whatever im thinking of appears in front of me.
Third to be able to go super saiyan.

 

[eighteenspikes]

1.) To stretch my arms like Mr. Fantastic. I wouldn't have to get up to change the channel if my remote dies. I could reach anything.

2.) Bring back Crispy M&M's (TM)

3.) Be able to fly/hover over anything and everything.

ok i take back my 3rd wish i want a lifetime supply of crispy m&ms. god those were the ****

 

[Teran]

I'd wish for the power to grant my own wishes.

There, problem solved. To hell with the fine print, this loopholes it.

 

[Mewter]

I'd wish the Genie cannot make wishes (including this one).

Whoosh! Paradox time.

 

[blueberry]

I would wish to find my prince charming soon and start a new family. Next would be for me to be the richest girl so I could be a blessing to my family and to other people and help all the people I am capable of helping. I would also wish for world peace.

 

[Ryan Ludovic]

1. I'd wish for unlimited finance without consequence
2. I'd wish for unlimited good health without consequence
3. I'd wish genies would never be able to grant wishes to anyone else. I was going to go for world peace, but that'd be pretty sweet if someone found a genie and hes like 'hey dude, im a genie.. can you spare a few bucks.. im hungry'

 

[Lurker guy]

I wish I were a Genie! Golly! Thanks!

I know this sounds strange, but to me, pikmin seem...edible...so yeah...

 

[Ryan Ludovic]

I'd wish you were a genie, but only for the cost of 10 wishes once you were.
I'd save one just in case you were to betray me so i could take your genie powers away.

that is.. if you hadn't already asked your genie you found..

 

[A17]

This thread is going to reveal to everyone that all of us (most of us) are selfish and greedy turdballs.

Wish # 1:
I would totally love to have an infinite amount of money. With it I need not seek a job or go to school in order to get a good job. I'd go to school to learn about what I dearly wish to learn, animation, illustration and automotive design. and Because I don't need a job to support myself I have all this free time to do all this artwork. I could host a garage sale to show off, though I won't need the money, I could donate it to other things.

Wish # 2:
Cars I drive are indestructible by any means.

Wish # 3:
Corrupted people should have serious brain-damage and get something I'll call AIDS+.


explanation to Wish # 2

I have longed to just speed on highways and streets, with a moderate amount of traffic, be one hell of an adrenaline rush. Call me a Freak of Nature, a Menace to Society, a Dangerous Driver to be relavent, I think it's an intense experience I would love to take part of but not actually do irl due to the reality of it. Anyone enjoyed playing burnout Revenge? I'm basically referring to that, except even I don't die from head-on collisions, just a "ow I hit my head, but i'm alright, let's keep going". Loved racing on its own, driving on the opposite side and making huge slides on the bend, while dodging traffic in the middle of all this. with this indestructible car wish, I fear not of totalling my car! With this in mind I would forge a license plate, attach it to a Porsche Carrera (which i bought with my infinite cash), take it for a drive, and if I encounter anyone texting, using their phones without a hands-free mechanism, driving slow, or driving terribly, I will approach them regardless of its size and thrash their car until it is off the road. Heck it would be even more satisfying if I guessed corectly wherever they were going and T-Boned them on an intersection, and drive away right after (because the car is indestructible). God I am so mean, but call me Honesty and Truth, you people are sick of terrible drivers on the road aren't you?

Flame Away, you Haters

 

[REL38]

1. Telekinesis

2. Telepathy

3. Delicious Cake


Done and done.

 

[DTP]

Wishes.......


1. I'd wish for the ability to control time/teleport. Think the Japanese guy (Hiro) from the show Heroes. I'd fulfill my dream of traveling the world with this.
If I had to choose between the two they I'd want to control time.

2. For the Pokemon world to be real.

....


Yeah you heard me. I'd like to live out my other dream of becoming a god **** pokemon master.
With this wish however I'd like the ability to travel from the real world and the pokemon at will. If I need to use my 3rd wish for this then so be it.

3. Not really sure....
There isn't anything else I really want.
I'll just keep my genie until I truly desire something, assuming that's possible. If not then I'll just be extremely greedy and wish for $10 Billion Dollars (approximately) in either American or Canadian Currency.

 

[kirbywizard]

1. I would wish for the ability to change into any form I wish, so yeah easy ID theft, and or changing into a huge tank to mow down my opponents. Yes all shall terror in fear as I bring judgment to this cursed world. Watch as I burn cities down, and slay millions of innocent before they suffer longer in this world.

2. Then I would wish the ability to be able to live in any types of conditions. . . . . so even underwater, space, and even lava. . . .

3.The ability to warp to any part of the universe.. . . . .so yeah combined with wishes one, and two I will be able to bring judgment, and save the inocent



I just realized this post does not look serious with the current avatar I have.

 

[pitskeyblade]

I would wish to be able to fly wherever I want. I would wish to bring back decent cartoons like what was on Toonami. I would wish to have enough money so that I would be set for life.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

If you can't wish for more wishes, wish for another genie.

he said he couldn't duplicate himself

 

[-Hoggle-]

1) Immortality
2) Eternal Youth
3) saiyan physiology

Think about it, I could get defeated/healed over and over again. Eventually my superpowers would be ridiculous.