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*cough* I like the part when we are broken!
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A.C.T tourney march 8th (mario pro) Regeistering now!
- Thread starter luke_atyeo
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ComboTurtle
Smash Lord
lol you didnt steal anything we didnt play the game at all for 6 months before ohn and then inbetween ohn and that **** tourney where u beat us and we took u to the 5th of the final plussssss it wasnt a national tournament so l2p
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You forgot the part where we knocked you two into the losers brackets in Melee too. lololololololol
k, I'm done.
k, I'm done.
Toby.
Smash Master
don't be hatin', we still <3 jooo
ComboTurtle
Smash Lord
you forgot the part where that was s.ds fault
tedeth
Smash Master
Thanks for calling my hard work **** buddy. Good to see that the melee players enjoyed me going out of my way to please ppl.
Toby.
Smash Master
methinks you and s.d need to stick together. cabin boys shouldn't go blaming each other like that.
someone might tell the captain.
someone might tell the captain.
S.D
Smash Master
*Sigh*
Why does everybody hate me?
I should stick to my mains for melee doubles. First match I took too lightly playing Roy, then second I played like a spastic but you guys capitalised on it so full credit for knocking us into losers. Luckily I played a little better next time around and we managed to take it out.
As for brawl, noone can take our super special awesome national title away until next OHN. We had to beat a lot of good teams to win there so I think it's fair to say we earned it. Not that it's a big deal or even a point worth arguing. Toby and Meteor are a good team and I look forward to playing them again.
@ Tedeth: Of course it was appreciated, please don't take Turtle's banter personally like that, it's the internet and people are often like that here.
Why does everybody hate me?
I should stick to my mains for melee doubles. First match I took too lightly playing Roy, then second I played like a spastic but you guys capitalised on it so full credit for knocking us into losers. Luckily I played a little better next time around and we managed to take it out.
As for brawl, noone can take our super special awesome national title away until next OHN. We had to beat a lot of good teams to win there so I think it's fair to say we earned it. Not that it's a big deal or even a point worth arguing. Toby and Meteor are a good team and I look forward to playing them again.
@ Tedeth: Of course it was appreciated, please don't take Turtle's banter personally like that, it's the internet and people are often like that here.
tedeth
Smash Master
Yeah I know I'm pretty much used to it by now i wasn't really serious.
ComboTurtle
Smash Lord
lol this made me happy for some reason
tedeth
Smash Master
lol good. Don't get the wrong idea I prolyl shout have put a silly smiley after that it wasn't serious Turt is a champ.
ComboTurtle
Smash Lord
dw it made me smile
luke_atyeo
Smash Hero
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lol good work guys, love the sigs
set the stage for a rematch, the rocksmash flash (is sexy) vs. the **** now is green (I think thats what sd and turtle are called?)
but I think you should watch out, me and shaya make a pretty good team.
if shaya comes to the act tourney I think its time for a double team showdown.
set the stage for a rematch, the rocksmash flash (is sexy) vs. the **** now is green (I think thats what sd and turtle are called?)
but I think you should watch out, me and shaya make a pretty good team.
if shaya comes to the act tourney I think its time for a double team showdown.
Toby.
Smash Master
you know you want to. mario and luigi team is the sexiness.
oh and I see s.d has managed to completely shut down the conflict/banter yet again. nicely done, but i was sort of hoping for some light hearted trash talking to lead up to the next tournament
luke_atyeo
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lol I love teaming with jambo, mario and luigi is mad fun
ComboTurtle
Smash Lord
lol ur sig rocks especially the squirtleyou know you want to. mario and luigi team is the sexiness.
oh and I see s.d has managed to completely shut down the conflict/banter yet again. nicely done, but i was sort of hoping for some light hearted trash talking to lead up to the next tournament
S.D
Smash Master
You guys are ****ing ****.
Me and Turtle are gunna beat you stupid and eat your firstborn children.
How's that?
Me and Turtle are gunna beat you stupid and eat your firstborn children.
How's that?
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Pretty good, Sam, but I already ate my firstborn children myself.
S.D
Smash Master
Firstborn children?
You mean you ate more than one?
You mean you ate more than one?
M
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It was a family feast. >.>
luke_atyeo
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toby cant come anymore, he has to go to a wedding 
Toby.
Smash Master
S.D
Smash Master
Grow up, it's gunna hurt worse when I choke you with your own controller cord.that hurts my feelings.
meteor and I won't be able to go easy on you now that you've been so mean
Ps: Nice post count
Toby.
Smash Master
be a man and choke me with your hands. don't bring my controller into this, he didn't do anything except pwn you and turtle in doubles all day.Grow up, it's gunna hurt worse when I choke you with your own controller cord.
Ps: Nice post count
I dropped a very large television on tedeth today. don't think i'll treat you any differently.
oh and moar like BEST POST COUNT. I'm missing it already.
tedeth
Smash Master
It's true. That TV was pretty heavy. The cactus was the ringleader tho, toby was just a pawn in the cactus' sick game.
S.D
Smash Master
K fine I'll choke you with my bare hands, then drown you in your own blood and vomit.
681 just doesn't have the same feel
Toby.
Smash Master
S.D
Smash Master
Hey you were the one that wanted the war, now you're waving the white flag?
Oh well fine by me, now we can all be a happy family again.
Oh well fine by me, now we can all be a happy family again.
I'm pretty sure Luke and I are international doubles brawl champs.
You guys will fall to our might.
You guys will fall to our might.
tedeth
Smash Master
I'm pretty sure Gords and I... oh wait no we sucked... Don't worry.
Toby.
Smash Master
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You two haven't taken on any of us to claim the title yet.
And me and toby would destroy you with our mighty red cap duo! (that could be anything, Ness, PT, or even Mario,lol)
luke_atyeo
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we're just being nice and giving you some time in the limelight
S.D
Smash Master
Me and Turtle might actually play Brawl leading up to our next tournament.
Maybe...
Maybe...
isthattim?
Smash Ace
S.D
Smash Master
Chances are equal.
luke_atyeo
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I dont think scar can take canberra rules, sure your allowed to play mk, but if you do rein will punch you in the face.
tedeth
Smash Master
That's the best rule I've ever heard. Maybe I'll start using that.
New rule "It is legal to 'punch cancel' a player using MK at any time during that match"
New rule "It is legal to 'punch cancel' a player using MK at any time during that match"
luke_atyeo
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lol yes I like it, good work ted. you dont need it though, you'll never lose a swiss match.
Canberra Rules
To Those Attending the March 8th "Mario Pro" Tournament,
If you haven't already inferred the fact, you may call me Katzenjammer, Katzen, or Katz (whichever you prefer). I am a resident of Canberra, Brawl Player and past psuedo-competitor in the last Canberra tournament (Shaya, you'll remember me as that guy who death-stared at you until you stopped talking).
As many of you are aware, there is a tournament being hosted by Luke Atyeo in Canberra. Concerning this, there have been a number of references in earlier threads to the as-of-yet not fully explained "Canberra Rules" that will be in effect and enforced for the duration of the competition. As a co-developer of the Canberra Rules (refered to hereafter as "The Rules") and friend of Luke (i.e. the host of the event, in case you had missed that bit), I offered to post a piece explaining the rules and their implications for the benefit of you, the Competitors (refered to hereafter as "randies").
As such, here are The Rules (unabridged, and non-negotiable):
Rule #1: Any randies who use Meta-Knight during any tournament match (warm-ups excluded) will recieve a punch to the face delivered by Rein, or a Canberran competitor in lieu of him. If multiple Canberran parties are present, the person who delivers the punch will be decided randomly (dice roll). This punch may be delivered on the spot, without warning, from the instant Meta-Knight is selected. It may also be reserved and delivered at any time during the match in which Meta-Knight is used.
Match results that may have been altered by the administration of the punch are to be considered fair and valid outcomes. Subsequent knock-outs (tournament or otherwise) are the responsibility of the randie(s) using Meta-Knight. It is recommended that "Falcon Punch!" is yelled upon the administration of the punch for added effect.
Any punches dodged, parried, blocked or missed are to be re-attempted. Glancing hits are only to be re-attempted if the randie appears to be making a facial expression that does not suggest pain, as judged by the randie's opponent.
-------------------------------CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED----------------------------------------
Rule #2: The practice of ledge-hogging (occupying a ledge before your opponent in order to stop him from recovering) is frowned upon. It is accepted that it may only be used by randies using Samus, as there is really no other hope for her. Any randies not using Samus who employ ledge-hogging during a tournament match (warm-ups excluded) is assumed to be a heterosexual woman who has come to the competition in order to impress the other randies into sleeping with her. Comments about her appearance, sexuality, and suggestions of an obscene nature are obligatory.
Rule #3: Marth is actually a woman. Any randie(s) who uses Marth in a tournament match (warm-ups excluded) are assumed to be a deluded, permiscuous 29-year-old woman desperately trying to convince herself that she's still young and attractive. Comments about her appearance, sexuality, and queries about recent STD and pregnancy tests are obligatory.
Rule #4: Chain-throws and infinites are considered a form of masturbation. It is assumed that any randies using chain-throws or infinites have the uncontrollable urge to masturbate. Public masturbation is both illegal and disgusting; as such, chain-throws and infinites are banned. Using chain-throws or infinites will result in penalties.
Rule #5: Snake is overpowered. Winning with Snake is like winning at a pie-eating contest: everyone hopes you choke. If you use Snake, it is assumed that you are loud, fat, have red hair, and cannot win any other way. Comments about weight, body odour, and fire-related erectile dysfunction are obligatory.
Rule #6: Randies using Mario or Luigi in a tournment match (warm-ups excluded) are assumed to be excellent players worthy of our respect. These randies are to be referred to collectively as "Mario Pros". Extra bonus points may be awarded to Mario/Luigi players at the discretion of the host (not likely).
Rule #7: Tie-breaker matches (not sudden death) are to be played using Gannondorf only. The only attack permissible in this case is Gannondorf's stomp (Down+A while in air). Any other form of attack used in the match emasculates the user to the point of gender-transition. Comments concerning group sex and inter-species erotica are obligatory.
Rule #8: If any randie(s) should win a tournament having used only Captain Falcon, they are to be immediately awarded 10,000 Internets and infinite girlfriends.
The Rules are subject to change without notice. Any changes to the rules will be posted here. It is the responsibility of the randies to keep informed of updates and changes. Any queries can be posted in this thread, or directed to Luke Atyeo or Katzen. Suggestions and changes will be decided by the Canberran Smash community as a whole.
It is a condition of entry to the Canberra "Mario Pro" Tournament that you accept The Rules. By entering the Tournament you acknowledge that you have read and understand The Rules, will follow the Rules for the duration of the Tournament, and accept sole responsibility (civil and legal) for any injury sustained through the use of Meta-Knight.
There you have it; make sure you understand The Rules fully before making any stupid decisions.
To Those Attending the March 8th "Mario Pro" Tournament,
If you haven't already inferred the fact, you may call me Katzenjammer, Katzen, or Katz (whichever you prefer). I am a resident of Canberra, Brawl Player and past psuedo-competitor in the last Canberra tournament (Shaya, you'll remember me as that guy who death-stared at you until you stopped talking).
As many of you are aware, there is a tournament being hosted by Luke Atyeo in Canberra. Concerning this, there have been a number of references in earlier threads to the as-of-yet not fully explained "Canberra Rules" that will be in effect and enforced for the duration of the competition. As a co-developer of the Canberra Rules (refered to hereafter as "The Rules") and friend of Luke (i.e. the host of the event, in case you had missed that bit), I offered to post a piece explaining the rules and their implications for the benefit of you, the Competitors (refered to hereafter as "randies").
As such, here are The Rules (unabridged, and non-negotiable):
Rule #1: Any randies who use Meta-Knight during any tournament match (warm-ups excluded) will recieve a punch to the face delivered by Rein, or a Canberran competitor in lieu of him. If multiple Canberran parties are present, the person who delivers the punch will be decided randomly (dice roll). This punch may be delivered on the spot, without warning, from the instant Meta-Knight is selected. It may also be reserved and delivered at any time during the match in which Meta-Knight is used.
Match results that may have been altered by the administration of the punch are to be considered fair and valid outcomes. Subsequent knock-outs (tournament or otherwise) are the responsibility of the randie(s) using Meta-Knight. It is recommended that "Falcon Punch!" is yelled upon the administration of the punch for added effect.
Any punches dodged, parried, blocked or missed are to be re-attempted. Glancing hits are only to be re-attempted if the randie appears to be making a facial expression that does not suggest pain, as judged by the randie's opponent.
-------------------------------CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED----------------------------------------
Rule #2: The practice of ledge-hogging (occupying a ledge before your opponent in order to stop him from recovering) is frowned upon. It is accepted that it may only be used by randies using Samus, as there is really no other hope for her. Any randies not using Samus who employ ledge-hogging during a tournament match (warm-ups excluded) is assumed to be a heterosexual woman who has come to the competition in order to impress the other randies into sleeping with her. Comments about her appearance, sexuality, and suggestions of an obscene nature are obligatory.
Rule #3: Marth is actually a woman. Any randie(s) who uses Marth in a tournament match (warm-ups excluded) are assumed to be a deluded, permiscuous 29-year-old woman desperately trying to convince herself that she's still young and attractive. Comments about her appearance, sexuality, and queries about recent STD and pregnancy tests are obligatory.
Rule #4: Chain-throws and infinites are considered a form of masturbation. It is assumed that any randies using chain-throws or infinites have the uncontrollable urge to masturbate. Public masturbation is both illegal and disgusting; as such, chain-throws and infinites are banned. Using chain-throws or infinites will result in penalties.
Rule #5: Snake is overpowered. Winning with Snake is like winning at a pie-eating contest: everyone hopes you choke. If you use Snake, it is assumed that you are loud, fat, have red hair, and cannot win any other way. Comments about weight, body odour, and fire-related erectile dysfunction are obligatory.
Rule #6: Randies using Mario or Luigi in a tournment match (warm-ups excluded) are assumed to be excellent players worthy of our respect. These randies are to be referred to collectively as "Mario Pros". Extra bonus points may be awarded to Mario/Luigi players at the discretion of the host (not likely).
Rule #7: Tie-breaker matches (not sudden death) are to be played using Gannondorf only. The only attack permissible in this case is Gannondorf's stomp (Down+A while in air). Any other form of attack used in the match emasculates the user to the point of gender-transition. Comments concerning group sex and inter-species erotica are obligatory.
Rule #8: If any randie(s) should win a tournament having used only Captain Falcon, they are to be immediately awarded 10,000 Internets and infinite girlfriends.
The Rules are subject to change without notice. Any changes to the rules will be posted here. It is the responsibility of the randies to keep informed of updates and changes. Any queries can be posted in this thread, or directed to Luke Atyeo or Katzen. Suggestions and changes will be decided by the Canberran Smash community as a whole.
It is a condition of entry to the Canberra "Mario Pro" Tournament that you accept The Rules. By entering the Tournament you acknowledge that you have read and understand The Rules, will follow the Rules for the duration of the Tournament, and accept sole responsibility (civil and legal) for any injury sustained through the use of Meta-Knight.
There you have it; make sure you understand The Rules fully before making any stupid decisions.