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3rd different animal i've been ***** by now.

INSANE CARZY GUY

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SO we got a new dog(boxer) and just the 2nd day of having her I was in the living room sittin on the floor and she walked up to me and lifted her paw to shake with me.

I grabbed her paw and used my hand to pull herself on top of me she licked my head and started humping me. WTF I quickly got the dog off my but I lost a little bit of pride today.

Freakin rapist animals and ***s that don't know who is gay and who is straight.



ALso today besides being totally *****, I when when to this bouncehouse place thingy with my little brothers. They had 7 bouce things, a laser tag thing that was a little getto, mini mini golf(on tables) and they had little slides and boxering gloves(size of a 5 year old) there to fight with which you could bring someone down to the ground with even if they were soft.

a few things I thought about

Why can't there be cool things like this place? Think about it someone will sue or stab the bounce houses, but why? we know it will happen but yeah why?

I could totally be evil and soulless and not the cool careing person I am. When I was fighting my brother with the boxering gloves I beat him to the ground when he tryed to lift him arm I would pummel it down and countuie slugging him till he took off the mit. I rarly am like that but I could be evil like Hitler I couldn't find any reason to cry when my dog dies. If my GOd is somehow wrong and I come back to life I will most likely become the sickest person ever I will finish Hitlers work.

I am only sorry for the day I die because that is be the worse thing I will ever do to the world. I'm sorry everyone.


NExT WEEK

Another weekend has come the dog ate my blinds and it's wierd the dog never plays and just walk up to people wanting to be peted aldo I think the dog wanted to **** me again it held out it paw trying to shake a few times.

Really this dog is there all the time and will rub against you all day.
 

INSANE CARZY GUY

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I think I would also **** a pichu too but not any animals thats F***ed up. Pokemon are different you have to caught them all and they don't say what you can and can't do with them.
 

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These sorta things only happen because its Insane Carzy Guy.

srsly.
 

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She probably did it deliberately to unnerve you.

Nah, just kidding. Dogs aren't that smart (or are they?)
 

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Insane Crazy Guy, your threads and post never fail to amaze me.
I am serious.
♥
 

INSANE CARZY GUY

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I think this will end up being a sig feast. But yeah I'm going to edit in something esle in maybe 15 minutes or so about a bounce house thing that I thought was neat.
 

INSANE CARZY GUY

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I'm kindof sad you didn't sig the whole thing. It's cool though

also I'm listening to a song that says there is no such thing as jewish sex. From a band my dad used to be in.
 

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How can she be gay?

You are a boy right?
 

INSANE CARZY GUY

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I said 3 animals it's in the title a guy, a cat and now a dog. WTF the cat and the guy were in the same week and the cat foreshadowed the guy.
 
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Why is it that I'm the only one who can't understand a word you type. ALWAYS.

Also, Passwurd's gif is too good.
 
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I've never been ***** by anything, but I once saw a male Pomeranian **** another male Pomeranian.

The rapist was the smaller one too. You can imagine how horrified I was.
 

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My dog keeps sitting next to me expecting me to pet him in the wrong place.

He's a Saint Bernard so he pretty much ***** my leg when I let my guard down.

And I'd totally go to a bounce house every day.
 

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I have a cat that will lay down on his back with his legs spread open, just to be weird.

This thread reminds me of the movie Click.
 

INSANE CARZY GUY

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Another weekend has come the dog ate my blinds and it's wierd the dog never plays and just walk up to people wanting to be peted aldo I think the dog wanted to **** me again it held out it paw trying to shake a few times.

Really this dog is there all the time and will rub against you all day.
 

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I think the word '****' is an exaggeration. If this was not meant to be a joke thread then clearly you've got it wrong because the dog didn't put any genitals inside you, it didn't cause you any harm and you could have stopped the dog from doing that at any time. Would a dog have a sex drive towards humans? Would a human have a sex drive towards dogs?
 
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