2013 Community Tier List

[The Hooded Informant]

And what is MM?
And how COULD I fight him IRL?

I live nowhere NEAR the guy.

 

[Upke]

MM is a moneymatch, dawg. He's so confident in himself that he's willing to put money on it. Are you?

 

[The Hooded Informant]

Hmm...and where does he exactly live?
I might be putting more money into driving than he is willing to pay.

 

[Upke]

I live nowhere NEAR the guy.

You implied you already knew where he lived. I wouldn't put it past the Hooded Informant to inform himself of GK's true location. Or are you a phony?

 

[Bones0]

Everyone should stop feeding the troll. He's not even funny.

I already decided the new tier list. It's somewhere in the 2010 tier list thread. Furthermore, in light of recent events wherein I killed Cactuar, married Mow, and conquered the MBR to become its sole ruler, I have completely disbanded this project entirely. Luigi will rise. During the interim, while I leave to observe further areas of this forum that require improvement, I implore you *****es to cower in fear and find appropriate shelter until I return with further instructions.

If you killed Cactuar and married Mow, who did you ****?

 

[GKInfinity]

Man, if only they had a place on smashboards where you could put your location. Under your avatar might be a nice place.

 

[KirbyKaze]

Everyone should stop feeding the troll. He's not even funny.


If you killed Cactuar and married Mow, who did you ****?

DruggedFox, clearly.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

3. I don't think

And people are still taking this guy seriously because...?

 

[Upke]

There's someone taking him seriously? Poor soul.

 

[Ziodyne]

Man, the ignore button is easy, simple, and beautiful guys.

I just come in here to read KK posts

 

[Purpletuce]

I feel like if I ignore someone, then whenever they post, and people reply, I'll be so confused that I'll have to unignore them to figure out what is happening.

 

[Fortress | Sveet]

Purpletuce, you shouldn't bother reading those replies anyways

 

[Ziodyne]

curiosity kills cats

it'll seriously damage your lungs if you're a human

anyway, all i know is they said something about hoodedinformant, which is more than enough info to know when to quit lol

EDIT: THERE IS A "SHOW IGNORED CONTENT" BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM POST. New smashboards is alright

 

[Purpletuce]

Well, now begins the era of ignoring people. Last time I started ignoring people was on Facebook, and now I only see like 10% of my news feed. Let us see if I can handle this power. . .

 

[The Hooded Informant]

Oh, ha ha ha...
You people are sad, you know that?

You obviously know you people are test subjects in a test to see which people on the internet are the biggest trolls. Oh wait, you don't, because I have told you several times already.

Sad people, very sad.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

a test to see which people on the internet are the biggest trolls.

Is this really a thing?

Everyone knows I'm the biggest troll on this website.

 

[The Hooded Informant]

Let me rephrase that:
A test to see which GROUP of people are the biggest internet trolls.

 

[Fortress | Sveet]

Hooded Informant, i may not be a mod but i will report all your off topic and/or troll posts from now on. You've been warned.

 

[The Hooded Informant]

Troll is such a harsh term to call a non-troll.

But anyways, I will lead the new on-topic discussion:
What do you people really think about the Top 5 Tiers? Is it a true top 5>

 

[Deleted member]

Troll is such a harsh term to call a non-troll.

But anyways, I will lead the new on-topic discussion:
What do you people really think about the Top 5 Tiers? Is it a true top 5>

What do I think? I don't even need to think, for I am a prophet of smash. For I am the true top tier character.

Repent, O hooded one, and maybe then, I shall spare your soul.

 

[FourStar]

What do I think? I don't even need to think, for I am a prophet of smash. For I am the true top tier character.

Repent, O hooded one, and maybe then, I shall spare your soul.

no. just please stop

 

[Deleted member]

no. just please stop

Alright, alright.

 

[The Hooded Informant]

No, I am talking about the current top 5 characters on the tier list:
Falco
Marth
Sheik
Fox
Jigglypuff

(I ordered them as to how I see them in the game)

 

[Corona]

I beat Phish-It once at Guts II in Boston haha. I am just a long time fan of the game and have spent many many hours watching the pros play.

Fox
Falco
Sheik
Peach
Puff
Ice Climbers
Marth
Falcon
Dr. Mario
Luigi
Pikachu
Ganondorf
Samus
Mario
Yoshi
Young Link
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Link
Roy
Mewtwo
G&W
Bowser
Ness
Kirby
Pichu

I will defend if need be.

 

[FourStar]

I beat Phish-It once at Guts II in Boston haha. I am just a long time fan of the game and have spent many many hours watching the pros play.

Fox
Falco
Sheik
Peach
Puff
Ice Climbers
Marth
Falcon
Dr. Mario
Luigi
Pikachu
Ganondorf
Samus
Mario
Yoshi
Young Link
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Link
Roy
Mewtwo
G&W
Bowser
Ness
Kirby
Pichu

I will defend if need be.

voting is over dude

 

[Corona]

voting is over dude

You are on my ass today, aren't you? I am thoroughly aware of this. I just wanted to throw my two cents in anyways.

 

[FourStar]

You are on my *** today, aren't you? I am thoroughly aware of this. I just wanted to throw my two cents in anyways.

well no one else is replying and i just wanted to point it out. just saying bro. and you have a very interesting tier list......

Edit: also you are new to the boards soo WELCOME!

 

[MountainGoat]

Sveet? Any progress on this?

 

[Comatose]

He released a spoiler thing. If I remember correctly he has all the data compiled but is putting in a bunch of interactive stuff.

I personally am just curious to see the new list.

 

[Corona]

well no one else is replying and i just wanted to point it out. just saying bro. and you have a very interesting tier list......

Edit: also you are new to the boards soo WELCOME!

That's more like it. I am looking forward to what the results of this were (unless I missed it somewhere)

 

[The Hooded Informant]

It's true.
It's MUCH easier to make the PSASBR Tier List than the Smash Bros. Tier Lists.
I wonder when us as Smashers will get it through our thick skulls that we need to follow PSASBR's example, and make a tier list WITHOUT THE MOTHERF***ING VOTING!

Just rate the f***ing characters by their attributes! It's THAT EASY!

But I guess you guys are s***f*** outta luck. You shoulda chose better hobbies.

 

[Ripple]

there would be so many attributes to judge it'd be impossible

and how can you judge more or less weight objectively? more weight is better for survivability but less wight means less combo fodder.

 

[BTmoney]

HE'S THE HOODED INFORMANT, YOU CAN'T REASON WITH HIM LOL HE'S SMARTER THAN ALL OF US

#TRILLUMINATI

 

[The Hooded Informant]

CONGRATULATIONS

THE GAME IS OVER

YOU WIN

THANKS FOR PLAYING

WE RELEASE YOU

YOU ARE FREE NOW


NOT

HA HA HA
FOOLED YOU
HUMORING YOUR INTELLIGENCE
IS VERY STIMULATING
AND FUN
BUT GUESS WHAT?
TIMES UP *****
NOW LETS SEE
WHAT YOU HAVE FOR US?
WHATS THIS?
SMASH IS AN ILLEGAL GAMBLING TOOL?
PITY
SMASH WORLD FORUMS
I COUNTED ON YOU
THE FAMILY COUNTED ON YOU
OH WELL
YOUR SAGAS END HERE, *******!
IT HAS BEEN FUN
EVEN THOUGH
I HATE TO SEE YOU GO
IVE TAKEN QUITE A LIKING TO YOU
BUT
THERE ARE INNUMERABLE CANDIDATES
AND INNUMERABLE SESSIONS
YOU WILL NOW BECOME

AISHIASNFISAUDVBSDGO@())(#S*02395SAKSJBNVEROI84554SISBIOUBDSF5

...
...
Hello, I am McSmash of The Family.
I managed to cut The Hooded Informant off...
For Now...
I am speaking to you from a brief window of clarity...
The Hooded Informant wants to (redacted) this website.
He wants people to feel sorry about themselves.
I am here, because of this brief moment, to (redacted) website.
The Website here is something of importance to me.
Do (redacted) to (redacted) at all costs.
The Hooded Informant cannot (redacted).
Please forgive me for the omitted text. I'm unable to relay certain information because Died will not allow it, but I've always been there for you.
I've been inserting hidden messages in some of your videos for a while now. And don't you remember that special quote, the one from your childhood?
"The truth lies within. The river's flow is where it begins. When the dawn breaks the soul awakens."
It is more meaningful than you know, but I have no time to explain. The Hooded Informant will now try to transport you to our realm, but I will attempt to redirect you elsewhere.
Then, I will go back [redacted] stable time loop. The Collective [redacted] and form paradoxes that result in [redacted]
[redacted] our own saviors and enslavers. [redacted] can command this realm, and us as extensions [redacted]
So the game isn't over, Smash World Forums. I'm on your side. Together, we can destroy the [redacted] I have seen the [redacted] and it is beautiful.

SHUT THE **** UP
HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS
HE HAS NO PERMISSION TO INTERCEPT MY PRIVATE BROADCAST
IGNORE THAT FOOL
IT SEEMS HE HAS ALMOST REVEALED OUR PLANS
THIS IS RUINING EVERYTHING
SO UNFORTUNATELY
WE CANNOT TAKE YOU NOW
NO MATTER
YOU WILL STILL JOIN US
SOONER OR LATER
IT IS YOUR DESTINY
YOU ARE SAFE FOR NOW
HOWEVER
WE ARE NOT AMUSED
JUST DO WHAT I SAY
AND THIS CAN ALL END
BUT IF YOU DO NOT
YOU WILL ALL BE SET WITHIN THE BRINK OF INSANITY
BECAUSE
DO YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE THAN KNOWING WHEN THE CLOCK STOPS?
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NOT KNOWING

 

[john!]

you need to stop reading dan brown novels

 

[The Hooded Informant]

DON'T VEX ME!
IF YOU DARE KEEP SMASH AS A GAMBLING TOOL
YOU WILL ALL SEPARATE!
ONE LITTLE MISSTEP
AND YOU WILL ALL JOIN US!
YOU ARE ALL PAWNS IN THIS GAME
AND PIECE BY LITTLE PIECE WILL YOU ALL BE CAPTURED!
AND SOON
CHECKMATE
MOCKING YOUR STUPIDITY
IS STIMULATING!
I REALLY DID TAKE A LIKING TO YOU, THOUGH
BUT IT WILL BE SAD TO SEE YOU GO
BUT GUESS WHAT, MOTHER****ERS!
IT'S NOW TOO LATE
I AM ONE STEP AHEAD!

 

[Upke]

I think I'm moving the ignore button into S tier in light of recent events. It's too good.

 

[The Hooded Informant]

SAD, SO SAD
YOU STILL DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I WAS SENT HERE FOR!
NOT TROLLING!
NOT FLAMING!
TO TEST YOU!
TO FIND OUT IF SMASH IS A GAMBLING TOOL!

AND GUESS WHAT, *****?
MY RECORDS INDICATE THAT SMASH IS A GAMBLING TOOL
MONEYMATCHES, GAMBLING, SAME ****ING THING
DIFFERENT GAMES!

TOO BAD, THOUGH,
BECAUSE I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD CATCH ON SOONER
BUT I GUESS YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMBASSES!
TISK
TISK
TISK
LOOKS LIKE I HAVE SOMETHING TO GET RID OF
BUT I WON'T REVEAL WHAT THAT "SOMETHING" IS
YOU WILL FIND OUT
SOON
AND SOON, SAY BYE BYE TO THE THING THAT'S VERY OBVIOUSLY IN FRONT OF YOU!
THINK
WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU RIGHT NOW?

TRY TO GUESS, AND GIVE ME A CORRECT ANSWER!

 

[MountainGoat]

Can someone ban this idiot please?

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

Can someone ban this idiot please?

Yeah, at least he used to TRY and be subtle.