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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2019

Jerry is the Christopher Columbus of cartoon mice, think about it:

is always portrayed as the hero, but isn't actually the hero

is depicted as friends with the very person/people he tries to kill in certain depictions

came to a place that clearly isn't his and acts like he owns/discovered it

that's about it really.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2019

a thing that nobody has ever done EVER: play as the main/mascot character in a game with multiple character choices.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2019

I'm planning to sell some games (including a rare German import of Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland) to CEX (UK second hand shop that smells like hell) tomorrow so I can afford SMM2 and CTRNF.

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Yo, I just wanna say I love your PFP.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2019

I never got why people like to call cartoons like Avatar or the original Teen Titans "anime". it feels like people are just insecure in their maturity and don't want people to know they watch "children's cartoons". - it's honestly really demeaning to western animation and children's media now I think about it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2019

Growing up in the 2010's is realising the "triggered feminists" you made fun of when you were 11 were actually right.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2019

the SMM2 version of the Birabuto theme is painful to listen to - it's so obviously not the real song.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2019

Me: I gotta sleep!
Also me: I gotta find out the origin of the BLQ logo in the Yee video!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2019

Nintendo should bring back the Virtual Console - but for Switch, PS4, Xbox and PC. (maybe Stadia if that's a success - which I doubt) I mean, do you think a straight port of Mario 64 is gonna sell Switches? plus with all the good MS have done for the Big N, I think Nintendo should do something for them.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2019

where I come from, Trubbish is hugely popular, like I've never actually met somebody IRL who openly dislikes Trubbish - maybe it's just a UK thing?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2019

somebody just accused me of having a fart fetish just because I like slob Wario. my real fetishes are much weirder.

I reported him for kinkshaming and false allegations BTW. (through in the case of the latter it was his allegations towards Intelligent Systems as a whole.)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2019

Just saw TS4. not as good as 1, 2 or 3, but still really good. there's a really good spin on the "twist villain" trope but I won't spoil it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2019

Can y'all stop harassing Pac-Man on Twitter for PMW4 please?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2019

Who else thought Hero's trailer was going to be WoL2? now I think about it, it was pretty silly to think that because of WoL's ending.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2019

TBH Zero Suit Dark Samus - the REAL ZSDS complete with three eyes and translucent bones and visible organs - is pretty cute.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2019

Mole Mania plus Rabbids
Drill Dozer Conquest
Cadence of Coralcola
Tokyo Mirage Sessions #TW101

I have no clue what Captain Rainbow would become in this universe.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2019

Jesus, how big a marketing budget does Good Omens have?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2019

OK, so the Paragon leak is most likely fake, I'm not ruling it out, but there's a roughly 5% chance it's real.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2019

I have no clue if I'm unintentionally deluding myself (since if I knew about it, it wouldn't be delusion), but I'm pretty much 80% sure the Paragon leak is real. I've read a ton about it, and I've still yet to find any actual holes in it - I see theories as to how it could've been faked, but not any theories as to if it actually is faked.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2019

so, images related to the Paragon Leak are disappearing from Google as far as I can tell... something fishy's going on.

EDIT: turns out I was just using the wrong search terms

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2019

Smash players smell nice TBH

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2019

Frisk is a small price to pay for the WAH!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

I'm thinking of working on a platformer game some day (haven't decided between 2D or 3D, but probably 2D), and one thing that HAS to be in it is a vocal protagonist. maybe I'll add an option to make them silent, but they will be by default vocal.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

if Smash Bros. was a modern Disney movie, Isabelle would be the twist villain, no doubt.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

Time travel is real and you're doing it right now.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

the game may be Ultimate, but the reveals sure ain't Intimate.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2019

I can't be the only person who likes the art style of the new Battletoads, right? it reminds me of the new Ninja Turtles, which I also like the art style of.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 15, 2019

if you could make any fictional species from a work of media (not something generic/mythical like "vampires" or "mermaids") real, what would it be? my choice would be the Care Bears because of the Care Bear Stare: it's weaponized pacifism, which is basically the coolest combination of two words imaginable. sure, it'd be cool to ride around on a Charizard or fight evil alongside a Wookiee, but the Care Bears are the end of war and cure to psychopathy, how can you top that?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2019

The weirdest results on Google for a decidedly non-weird term would be for "Jon Arbuckle"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2019

Let's be 100% honest here, Sesame Street is way smarter and funnier than a vast majority of shows aimed at adults.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2019

one new rep for each major 3rd party in Smash

Konami: Frogger
Sega: Dynamite Headdy
Capcom: whatshisname/Okami dog
Namco: Mappy
Square Enix: Space Invader
Atlus: Willy (Rockin' Kats)
Microsoft: Cuphead (technically doesn't count, but still)
Rare: Rash, Pimple and Zitz

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owp23BKn4vw

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2019

on further inspection, seems I was mistaking the details of Spiral Mountain - actually looks like somewhat of a competitive stage! Grunty's Lair might be a part of the Final Smash?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2019

what little we've seen of the Spiral Mountain stage is confusing me - does it spin? does it have a 3D perspective? does Grunty's castle appear and disappear?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2019

let's pour out a non-alcoholic E10+-friendly beverage for all the Castlevania and Dragon Quest fans who had to watch their favourite characters have their hype stolen by a bunch of British furries.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2019

our first western 3rd party - and he's British!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2019

Unfortunate that that leaker got sued. I dunno, I'm just impatient. plus leaks are fun TBH

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2019

need some help here - what time of day is 17:00? (when the Direct is in UK time) is it morning? midnight? lunch? if morning, is it early or late? I never learned to tell the time TBH

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2019

I find TV Tropes to not be as addictive as people say. it's incredibly subjective in its' writing, its attempts at comedy fall flat, they don't do their research and they never give sources.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2019

Doesn't surprise me that the Xbox presentation was 2 hours long, they'll put any junk in it!

hey, it's better than the Stadia presentation - at least there were actually new games.

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