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Wario Wario Wario

Wario Wario Wario

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  • Wario Wario Wario
    5 reasons why Jill from Drill Dozer is a more badass Nintendo heroine than Samus:

    1. she's a vigilante thief
    2. she takes the role of boss to a gang at the age of 8. (OK, her age is actually never specified, but she looks somewhere between 8 and 11)
    3. she fights the police, who also use giant deadly robots.
    4. she's a wanted criminal and doesn't even hide her face in public or when thieving
    5. she isn't a narcissist and doesn't drive around a giant spaceship with her face on it.
    Wario Wario Wario
    it's kinda weird that they're even legally allowed to put characters like Bayonetta and Snake in Smash. with many governments' heavily wrong and fallacious "violent video games cause violence" philosophy it's strange to think they'd allow M rated games to be connected directly to E10+ rated games. not complaining through!
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    As long as there is no blood, it's okay! Showing skin is what they're taking issue with, and even then it's pretty inconsistent as to who gets to show off what parts of the body. And occasionally censoring skintight butt cracks, weirdly enough.
    Wario Wario Wario
    remember back in the late 2000's when people thought Scrooge McDuck was a "legendary video game character" despite only appearing in 2 good games (NES DuckTales and it's sequel) and not even being made for a video game?
    Wario Wario Wario
    "so... is Persona the one where they shoot themselves or the one with the bear that's half black and half white?" - me before Joker's reveal, prior to doing the bare minimum of research.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Why is the cat in Toy Story 4 so realistic. like, is this what creepypastas are talking about when they say "hyper-realistic"?
    BonafideFella
    BonafideFella
    The cat's eyes ain't bleeding yet. Fingers crossed though.
    In all seriousness, they're acting like mutilating toys is this new concept for the series. Like did everyone forget Sid exists or...
    Wario Wario Wario
    I feel sorry for Christine Weston Chandler - in fact, you could call me a CWC apologist - but that being said, I can't help that the idea she thought Surfshack Tito was the real Tito from Rocket Power speaking directly to her is hilarious to me.
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    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    Makes me wonder how she even continues to have livelihood. It takes a special kind of lucky to basically lose everything (including a gender) and still live. At this point, insulting CWC is like kicking a dumb puppy.
    D
    Deleted member
    First time I hear about her.

    Was she a Smashboards user?
    OnyanRings
    OnyanRings
    No, she's best known to be one of inernet's biggest "lolcow" (And also the creator of the infamous Sonichu)

    Just search Christian Weston Chandler if you really wanna know more, though some of the stuff that happened to her is pretty messed up.
    Wario Wario Wario
    My greatest physical skill: speaking in such a way that it sounds like I'm in a YouTube Poop. don't believe me? vocaroo.com/i/s0HPx4aSfz6Y

    also voice reveal kinda. my British accent isn't as noticeable to myself when I speak as it is when recorded
    Wario Wario Wario
    maybe it's just that most of my friends are Nintendo fans and I only care about the PS1 and 2, but I didn't even realise the PS5 was announced until a few hours ago.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Marble Zone should seriously return in a future Classic Sonic game. one of the most underrated levels in gaming history, let alone Sonic.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Lucy Fleetfoot would make a good human Pokemon rep. she could run around, attacking mostly with kicks and the Link Beamer, while getting help from her Aipom and Manectric for her grabs
    D
    Deleted member
    I would prefer Looker, tbh.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I really dislike Morgana's design - I'm not sure if it's the enormous eyes or the lack of a nose on a cat - he just annoys me to look at.
    Wario Wario Wario
    when Stage Builder was first announced I wanted to make a stage based on Haunted House for the Atari 2600 where a spotlight spins around the stage and that's the only area you can see - but unfortunately it seems to be impossible.
    Wario Wario Wario
    As a kid, I always wanted to figure out how to play as a CPU in Brawl. that's right, not unlocking Tails or playing as Master Hand - playing with the grey CPU logo above my head. I had long forgotten about that quest when I discovered the Control option in Training Mode a few years back, but it all came back to me and I feel satisfied somehow.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Imagine if they added the Bat Men from Ninja Baseball Bat Man to go along with Robin and Joker...
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    Man, I wish. Even asking for Gen-san is too much right now. Though at least Granzella might have gathered most of Irem's IPs, if the upcoming R-Type plans are any indication.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I've always wondered why there's only 1 Sonic remix in Smash... if it's something to do with Crush 40 or the composers of the Mega Drive trilogy, why not take non-vocal songs from later games or songs from spin-off games? Rainy Savannah from Sonic Drift 2 would make for a great Smash remix.
    Wario Wario Wario
    It's 2 months until E3. that's how long it is until your Direct, ya' impatient yahooeys.
    MajoraMoon
    MajoraMoon
    Let's hope that this E3 won't be focusing mainly on one game this time though if there won't be a direct this month. Because it really seemed like Nintendo was holding back in that last direct.
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    Never mind the Direct, I just find it silly that they'd dump Joker without saying what stage or music he comes with.
    BonafideFella
    BonafideFella
    "We're proud to announce that the reception to Global Smash Power has been recognized, and we are currently in the process of creating an entire game based around the concept. Please, take a look!"
    Wario Wario Wario
    Honestly, I don't get how people can get so angry over losing at Smash or Mario Kart.

    Mario Party on the other hand is a very different story.
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    RealPokeFan11
    RealPokeFan11
    Games are meant to be fun, even if there's some dumb luck involved like Mario Kart. Mario Maker on the other hand is a very different story.

    ...oh god.
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    Can't get mad at Smash because the RNG factor is too low. Any loss is the players own fault for not "gittin' gud", as far as Mario Party goes, if 1 die roll sets me back, your whole TV and entertainment center is being flipped upside-down.
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    Although it is fine to get miffed if the players are blatant cheaters that hacked the game on their end. I had a few run-ins with racers that spammed infinite items when they were losing.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I find it hilarious that some people will joke about "triggered feminists" then throw a hissy fit over fetish and loli art.

    Don't dish it out if you can't take it.
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    RealPokeFan11
    RealPokeFan11
    Sometimes I watch these freakouts for fun on YouTube. I don't really watch Comedy Central, but I watched the old Battlebots seasons on YouTube and I'm excited for the 2019 season starting in June.
    ~?~
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    When Trump wins the 2020 election, the plethora of meltdown videos will be oozing out of the tube hole for me to suckle like a baby on a teet.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Ow. the edge.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Every character with spiky pink hair is Kumatora and every character with spiky purple hair is Stu Pickles. that's just how my mind works.
    D
    Deleted member
    So if Cloud's alternate palettes actually changed his hair color......................
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    Well, at least Symphonia is a happier setting than the Nowhere Islands.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I'm trying to figure out who the canonically strongest AT is - probably either Shadow or Tingle (both god slayers)

    no, I'm not joking about Tingle being a god slayer - well, Uncle Rupee is classed by the Zelda Wiki as a demon, but he has his fair share of god-like powers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-BVnvAsiz4
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    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    I'm not sure if slaying an entire planet is on the level of defeating a god - did she slay the planet itself (assuming it's some sentient planet) or only the inhabitants? if the prior I can see where you're coming from, but for the latter, that's nothing compared to Tingle and Shadow's feats.
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    Sentient planet. Meant to say literally killed a planet, shoulda specified.

    Also, uh, you do know that Saki Amamiya is a dude, right?
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    OK, I guess she probably is the most powerful for now. I'd rank the top 3 as:
    3. Tingle
    2. Shadow
    1. Saki
    not sure who 4th place is. perhaps Knuckles or Jeff? I came to the conclusion of Shadow being more powerful than Tingle from comparing Solaris to Uncle Rupee and finding Solaris is more powerful, through if 06 isn't counted as canon (which is a very controversial debate believe it or not - and not just because 06 is rubbish), I'd say it's a draw for 2nd place.

    I did know that last part, just forgot - easy mistake honestly.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I had the worst idea for a "but every" video:

    Osmosis Jones but without animation
    D
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    I have something worse:

    Transformers The Last Knight, but every moment with cringe is followed by a death from the first animated Transformers movie or the Cybertron games.
    Wario Wario Wario
    if Nintendo ever wants to bring back Tatanga, I'm totally up to do the voice.

    seriously through, I don't get why Nintendo continues to reference Tatanga in Daisy's bios in games and merchandise but haven't done anything with him since Mario Land 2 (not counting a Spirit in Ultimate - everybody's a spirit, even Sutte Hakkun.)
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    If you ask me, I would make some kind of Super Mario All-stars collection with the Gameboy Mario games.

    Not something like Link’s Awakening, but instead versions of Donkey Kong (GB), Mario Land 1 and Mario Land 2 with better looking sprites and colours.
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    Because people using stuff they didn't make is disrespectful or something they aren't comfortable with until further notice, apparently. Unless said stuff is the game's selling point, of course.

    I mean, let's face it, if Koizumi wasn't around to do something with Pauline, she would have went back into the vault after the Mario Vs. Donkey Kong series got cancelled.
    D
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    Speaking of Pauline, I hope we get an amiibo of her soon.
    Wario Wario Wario
    The new Addams Family movie looks awful...

    except Wednesday's noose hair (not nose hair, noose hair - it makes more sense in context). that's pretty funny.
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    Any Addams Family movie without Raul Julia in it isn't worth watching, in my humble opinion.
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