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TWILTHERO

TWILTHERO

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  • ¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯
    Hi, I have a question for you.

    So I saw your Joshua set for MYM 8 (which was quite good), and I was wondering what you used to make all of the images for each attack. I'm doing a moveset and I want to make an image one like that, but I don't know how.

    If you could enlighten me, that would be great.
    Xiivi
    Sorry you are dropping out! I hope you give it another chance in the future when you have more time and enjoyed it for the short time you played! :)
    Pete278
    Hey, Pete278 here (in case you couldn't tell), only just noticed I'd been challenged. :p When you free?
    Neo Exdeath
    I want this letter to serve as an oasis of sanity in TWILT's desert of foolishness. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that TWILT is hardly the first proponent of pretentious clericalism and he is unlikely to be the last. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to TWILT.
    While there are many effete underachievers, TWILT is the most licentious of the lot. I'm sure you get my point here. With friends like him, who needs enemies? I mean, if I thought that TWILT's philippics had even a snowball's chance in Hell of doing anything good for anyone, then I wouldn't be so critical. As they stand, however, I can conclude only that there is something deluded about TWILT's shabby mendacity and sneaking duplicity. Hence and therefore, if I didn't sincerely believe that the cure for corruption, conspiracy, and treason must start by exposing the problem to people who care and are not themselves corrupted, then I wouldn't be writing this letter. I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with TWILT. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I defy the international enslavement of entire peoples.
    If we don't institute change then TWILT will squander irreplaceable treasures. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that our battle with TWILT is a battle between spiritualism and misoneism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that when TWILT hears anyone say that this is a stark reality that no impartial analyst can choose to ignore, his answer is to paint people of different races and cultures as unsavory alien forces undermining the coherent national will. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to stand as a witness in the divine court of the Eternal Judge and proclaim that sesquipedalianism is a crime, an outrage, and a delusion. I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how if I had my druthers, TWILT would never have had the opportunity to prevent people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. As it stands, TWILT's ipse dixits always follow the same pattern. He puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that the existence and perpetuation of despotism is its own moral justification.
    No one can deny that at their mildest, TWILT's asseverations still manage to lead to the destruction of the human race, yet the gloss that his apparatchiks put on his screeds unfortunately does little to compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to solve the problems of revisionism, sectarianism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. Too many emotions to count raced through my mind when I first realized that TWILT sells the supposed merits of mercantalism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that TWILT has allowed himself to become a spokesman for the same point of view shared by boisterous schmucks, propagandism-prone deviants, and prolix, otiose spielers while masquerading as an outspoken radical bucking the system. The one thing that's central to all of his empty-headed communiqués is a desire to foment, precipitate, and finance large-scale wars to emasculate and bankrupt nations and thereby force them into a one-world government. I call this the New Incendiarism. The old incendiarism was concerned only with breaking down our communities. Although that was bad enough, I want to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. That may seem simple enough, but TWILT is typical of libidinous, virulent paper-pushers in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize his intimations.
    TWILT will dress up his profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism sometime soon—not necessarily by direct action, but by convincing his compeers to manipulate everything and everybody. The space remaining in this letter will not suffice even to enumerate the ways in which he has tried to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the perverted elements in its midst. The underlying message is that his plans for the future symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion—extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom. TWILT is the type of person that turns up his nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter such as why it would be good for him to cast the world into nuclear holocaust.
    This in mind, I would like to suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate. Not to change the subject or anything, but TWILT's hastily mounted campaigns cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that the rigors that TWILT's victims have been called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of concrete achievement.
    Let us now join hands, hearts, and minds to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart TWILT's snappish little schemes. TWILT's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that he wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to announce that we may need to picket, demonstrate, march, or strike to stop TWILT before he can sully a profession that's already held in low esteem.
    In order for us to realize more happiness in our lives, we need to understand that TWILT is an inspiration to asinine bums everywhere. They panegyrize his crusade to require religious services around the world to begin with "TWILT is great; TWILT is good; we thank TWILT for our daily food", and, more importantly, they don't realize that TWILT's attempts to shackle us with the chains of imperialism are much worse than mere allotheism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. He's planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is TWILT's gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable him to break down age-old institutions and customs. TWILT's bons mots are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, if anything, if TWILT can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen. TWILT teaches workshops on neopaganism. Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist re-education camp.
    I have always assumed that TWILT's agitprop machine is running at full throttle, but the fact of the matter is that I am now in a position to define what I mean when I say that for the time being, this is not a major issue. What I mean is that he commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. He then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for him to impair the practice of democracy. For future reference, if I chose to do so I could write exclusively about TWILT's foolish, insufferable cop-outs and never be lacking for material. Nonetheless, I'd rather spend some time discussing how I myself indeed hope you're not being misled by the "new TWILT". Only his methods and tactics have changed. TWILT's goal is still the same: to demand that Earth submit to the dominion of caustic dummkopfs. That's why I'm telling you that TWILT is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, TWILT throws principle to the wind.
    The facts as I see them simply do not support the false, but widely accepted, notion that truth is merely a social construct. TWILT likes to brag about how the members of his posse are ideologically diverse. Perhaps that means that some of them prefer Stalin over Hitler. In any case, when TWILT stated that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life, I concluded that he was entirely ornery. Now that he claims that divine ichor flows through his veins, I aver that he's crossed the line into post-rationalist neo-Hegelianism. If we intend to defend democracy, we had best learn to recognize its primary enemy and not be afraid to stand up and call him by name. That name is TWILT.
    ★Chaos★
    u think they're going 2 make a kh3 cuz so far just handhelds like 358/2 days and soon birth by sleep?
    Wizzerd
    Looks like you're in the clear now. I can still do this for ya if you need some other time though :lick:
    Circa
    AHA! I'm glad my dozing off just a bit earlier didn't result in bad news! >:D
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