I know you love notifications, so I was like, "Hey, I should leave Airge a notification!" So I went to my VMs and seeing as you make up 80% of all my messages, I just clicked randomly on the page and wahla, I was magically transported via intertubes to your page. So anyways, I just wanted you to know that you're super great! And despite certain disappointments lately, which I'm aware you're cool with, I just need you to know that it's not your fault. People are young and fickle and don't know what they want - and I've seen you grow up so much lately and in the past year, so I know you are more than capable of understanding that. You be grown now William. But nways, **** them uselezz bitxhez. Look, you got me. You got... Xiivi... I see Lythium over there on the right - she's kinda cool right? And look, Peachki-ehhhh, and Livvers! Also a girl! Internet girls are cool. See, I can only see 9 of them, but a total of 36 friends! That's pretty impressive! ...weren't you going through a thing were you deleted all your friends or something? What happened to that? You've changed Will. You've changed.
meno badger don't care