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Janx_uwu · 2025-02-02T12:09:28-0500

At the end of the day most of my problems with spider man 2 were the same ones I had with Tears of the Kingdom because like, it adds just barely enough new stuff to make the first run really really fun, but I cannot imagine replaying the sequel whereas I could go back to the first game any time at all.

Spider-Man 2 does get extra points for making the swinging way more fun, but I'm talking about which game I would go back for a full playthrough of, not which game I'd go back to just to eff around.

Janx_uwu · 2025-02-02T11:17:41-0500

this is how i think i look wearing any jacket

Janx_uwu · 2025-02-02T02:10:58-0500

leftist: if edgar allen poe was alive he would be woke!

conservative: no he would be redpilled!

poe: i am quite fond of Piglet's Big Game for PS2

Janx_uwu · 2025-02-02T00:28:39-0500

I would like funko pops a lot more if they actually were in cool poses and not "shadow with his fists clenched" or "ramona flowers holding her hammer" or "tony stark straightening his tie" or whatever

Janx_uwu · 2025-02-02T00:04:47-0500

Spoiler for sonic after credits: really hope we get some OVA scenes with metal in the next one. Sonic's Favorite Clothes and SHUT UP TAILS will be absolute cinema

Janx_uwu · Saturday at 10:23 PM

huh. i learned something new today.

Janx_uwu · Saturday at 4:45 PM

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 IS A VERY EXCELLENT GOOD FILM. IT MADE ME LAUGH AND CLAP A LOT. THAT'S RIGHT, IT PLAYED ON THE BIG SCREEN AND IT MADE ME VERY HAPPY AND EXCITED. SO I'M MAKING AN APPRECIATION POST ON MY SMASHBOARDS DOT COM. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3, YOU'VE GOT A GREAT SCRIPT. IT'S LIKE THE QUALITY OF THE SECOND FILM EXCEPT WAY BETTER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT SONIC 3. (BOOOOOOM) THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL SMILES, ALL JOY, ALL JUBILANCE. LOOK AT THAT, I'M SMILING LIKE THE CHESHIRE CAT RIGHT NOW. SONIC 3 BLEW MY MIND SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE EARTH. BUT I'M NOT GONNA BLOW UP THE EARTH. I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE MOON JUST LIKE THEY DID IN SONIC 3! THAT'S RIGHT FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA! I MADE A SONIC 3 REFERENCE YOU MARIO FAN! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL I LEAK THE SCRIPT FOR SONIC 4, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT SO I CAN WATCH SONIC 3 AGAIN.

Janx_uwu · Saturday at 10:28 AM

...why would you use this framing device when the amount of media you watched is not that impressive? That's like, not even a full day's worth of runtime.

Janx_uwu · Friday at 2:13 PM

MARK HAMILL WAS MAJIMA YAKUZA???!! FROM THE DAME DA NE SERIES OF VIDEO GAMES??

Janx_uwu · Friday at 11:42 AM

OK, it's actually ****ing insane how they made a Warner Brothers platfighter game that did not have any Mortal Kombat characters. It's such a no-brainer. I really hope someone can mod raiden or johnny cage in.

Janx_uwu · Friday at 10:48 AM

my parsec multiversus day 1 gizmo is gonna go crazy

Janx_uwu · Friday at 2:31 AM

most dreamlike video i've ever watched, i think it's something about the way the camera zooms in and also something about the way that John and George say Paul's name.

Janx_uwu · Thursday at 3:03 PM

Putting this in the videogame music hall of fame next to the Sonic Unleashed E Rank theme

Janx_uwu · Thursday at 2:51 PM

ok, unpopular opinion moment

silksong has not been in the public eye for long enough for people to make such a big deal about it not releasing

Baysha · Wednesday at 2:54 PM

Get de-tarot-gened, nerd.

Janx_uwu · Tuesday at 3:39 PM

Going back in time to like the fifties to spend your like forty dollars cash to buy a house and a hundred acres of land sounds fun until you realize everyone would accuse your change of being fake for having future minting dates

Janx_uwu · Tuesday at 12:41 AM

What is Classic Sonic's problem with Shadow?

Janx_uwu · Jan 27, 2025

Janx_uwu shells the Sonic Villains fanfilm yet again

I cannot wait for Sonic.exe to finally be done justice with a properly horrific and unnerving storyline.

EDIT: omg. the Sega scream is an awesome sample to use for this.

Janx_uwu · Jan 27, 2025

OK so I'm doing research for a youtube video right now and this interview starts off with a Wild Gunman parody??? WHAT???

Janx_uwu · Jan 27, 2025

I want more Sonic storybook games so bad

I feel like since they're mostly visual/spectacle based, and any "challenge" they try and make ends up falling on its face (cause on-rails sonic just kinda doesn't work), you could bring them back for mobile devices and they would bang.

Clearly they want to make games where the player feels cool regardless of skill level (read: sonic forces) so just making another linear autorun platformer sounds like a great way to do that.

Janx_uwu · Jan 26, 2025

Frustrated YouTube viewers seek explanation for hour-long unskippable ads (Update: Statement)

YouTube ads are getting more frustrating, with some users reporting unskippable ads that are nearly an hour long. Are ad blockers to blame?

www.androidauthority.com

this is insane

Janx_uwu · Jan 24, 2025

I had a dream where I was playing a psychological horror game where the mama penguin from Mario 64 lead you through a canyon and told you about her extremely depressing life story the whole time, no gameplay apart from walking behind her with the left stick. Her flipper dragged along the wall of the canyon and left some kind of red paint behind (was not blood) and you could also see a red line of paint following the same path but much shorter, implied to be the kid that Mario tossed off the cliff. I don't think Mama Penguin was the villain though, she's just sad, and I think she brought you to the canyon to hide you from the actual threat of the game.

Genuinely more unnerving than any actual psychological horror i've seen or played.

Janx_uwu · Jan 22, 2025

Since baby donkey kong appeared in Mario Sluggers alongside Donkey Kong...I have a theory. This is his kid and he's grown up now, this is the new DK. Different character than DK Jr, different character than Cranky or DK II. This is, IMO, DK IV.

Janx_uwu · Jan 22, 2025

Social Media Company: We'd like to introduce our high-tech machine learning large-language model, Zquebble, an AI assistant who you can DM and ask questions!

Every user two minutes later: Zquebble told me to blow up missouri and he also thinks that Sonic came out in 1994 for some reason

Janx_uwu · Jan 20, 2025

Breaking Bad Season 2
Characters

Jane Margolis (Skin: Apology Girl)
Tuco Salamanca
Skyler White (Skin: Mean Internet Comments - credit to @Baysha )
Huell & Kuby
Badger & Skinny Pete (Skin: The Two Best Hitmen West Of The Mississippi)
Hector Salamanca
Walter White Jr.
Jack Welker
Chuck McGill
Marie Schrader

Skins

Chefs Walter & Jesse (credit to u/lokhouse on Reddit)
Young Gus
Hank Schrader (Hawaiian)

Vehicles

Pontiak Aztec
Chrysler 300
Suzuki
Pontiac Fiero

Track:

Albuquerque Desert (Song: Crystal Blue Persuasion)
You drive around the desert, specifically in a loop around the famous RV which has smoke coming out the top. The gimmick here is that it’s very open like Yoshi Valley, but police blockades block off random parts of the track after lap 1 and even more after lap 2, forcing you to innovate shortcuts on the fly.

Janx_uwu · Jan 20, 2025

Janx_uwu · Jan 20, 2025

This has been my vocal stim since I finished Breaking Bad the other day.

Knowing what I know now, I might make a hypothetical season 2 of BB for Drifting Dimensions.

Janx_uwu · Jan 17, 2025

Dunkey acting like he didn't know the Joy-Cons could detach might be one of my favorite Dunkey bits now

Janx_uwu · Jan 17, 2025

Whoever the next 3rd party Smash character is, I want them to give me the same recoil I got from seeing Fortnite's first few crossovers.

Janx_uwu · Jan 16, 2025

you guys are gonna hate me but when i saw the big road i was like "OPEN WORLD MARIO KART??? HOW"

Janx_uwu · Jan 16, 2025

I know what they were going for with the new DK design but whenever I saw the new mario kart trailer this is all I could think of

Janx_uwu · Jan 16, 2025

If my Switch 2 drifts i'm gonna crash out

Janx_uwu · Jan 15, 2025

best video description ever

Janx_uwu · Jan 15, 2025

Why is Sol Goodguy dressed like Dame Da Ne Guy? Has He Gone WOKE?! Breaking Bakamitai, more like Better Call A Dragon PRONOUNS!!!! "I am the one who likes men!!" -classic breaking bakamitai quote

Janx_uwu · Jan 14, 2025

going off my post from a few days ago...

Janx_uwu · Jan 13, 2025

idk how the internet convinced me that Noctis FFXV is lame/crybaby/emo. This guy is just really cool. Great voice too.

Janx_uwu · Jan 10, 2025

they need to make a kind of microwave pizza that doesn't require a major in Culinary Reheating and a minor in Crust Crispening

Janx_uwu · Jan 10, 2025

why do true crime youtubers put a blurry vhs filter over a news report from like two years ago???

Janx_uwu · Jan 7, 2025

Well that escalated quickly.

Janx_uwu · Jan 6, 2025

Do you guys like ska music

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