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[S.F.L.R_9]

Okay so in school today there was some girl in my Bio class who was being and idiot who said all men are so sexist and perverted so I asked her why and she said, "Wow, do you even watch the news? Why don't you go look for yourself?" And then she proceeded to say, "Men are idiots anyway. Women are better because they're the producers."

Watch out guys, prepare to hand over your shirts and rights to our Glorious Terrorist Overlords from Venus that can apparently reproduce asexually

(Note to the ladies who read this, I hope you understand this isn't against women, I'm just trying to point how ridicoulously prejudiced people can be, this instance just happened to be female on male hate.)

So tumblr is in your bio class?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Yosuke X Yu is a pretty good ship. cccc:

Oh god page 89 here we go again.

*hyperventilates* Thank you

 

[UkeNicky]

I can't find Jeanne in the Peach costume. I can find Bayonetta (who looks great) but not Jeanne.

Honestly, I didn't think Bayonetta 1 felt clunky at all. It felt pretty good to me so idk. I guess I never noticed that.
Anyway, I think the original has a better story, is longer (Bayonetta 2 felt ridiculously short to me), and there's a few minor things I like more in the original (such as Jeanne's designs and more weapons). I'm not saying Bayonetta 2 is bad or anything because it isn't. It's a fantastic game and I like it a lot. I just happen to like the original more.

I now demand Rosalina (or a Rosalina couture bullet) in the next Bayonetta. Her outfit would look great on Jeanne/Bayonetta.

Spoiler: The Pinnacle of the Umbra

I agree with you on your points, I use Jeanne's original look a lot actually I just love the longer hair with certain costumes such as Peach.
And the clunkiness I'm referring to is frame rate, not the actual game play.
I was playing Bayonetta on the WiiU last week and it would slow considerably during parts with a lot going on to the point that it would consistently throw off my dodge timing and made it overall frustrating :l

But I totally understand you, each game is wonderful and they have things that the other does not :3

 

[evmaxy54]

Yosuke X Yu is a pretty good ship. cccc:

Oh god page 89 here we go again.

None of them is even blonde 0/10

 

[Cenizas]

None of them is even blonde 0/10

ikr? Needs moar Kanji.

 

[Lorde]

Spoiler: The Pinnacle of the Umbra

I agree with you on your points, I use Jeanne's original look a lot actually I just love the longer hair with certain costumes such as Peach.
And the clunkiness I'm referring to is frame rate, not the actual game play.
I was playing Bayonetta on the WiiU last week and it would slow considerably during parts with a lot going on to the point that it would consistently throw off my dodge timing and made it overall frustrating :l

But I totally understand you, each game is wonderful and they have things that the other does not :3

Wow, Jeanne does look great. Idk the problems I have with her redesign is that she has Palutena hair (it's all one big clump and kinda weird looking) and that I liked it when she was unattractive and mannish lol. She is stunning now, though.

Yeah, the frame rate can kinda wonky sometimes :/ Probably one of that game's biggest flaws, but I think its other attributes make up for it (mostly). As I said, I love both games to bits, and I think I might replay the original again after I finish Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. (another fantastic game. probs my favorite ever).

Also, lol at your halos. I can barely collect 200,000.

edit: I forgot to mention that the Bayonetta franchise has such great sountracks. Murdering angels to kpop and Frank Sinatra remixes is hella fun.

edit 2: stealing pages with grace~

edit 3: for anyone interested in Pokken Tournament (quote from Serebii):

Following its announcement last week, some timing for the Pokkén Tournament information in the Monthly Famitsu Featuring online series on NicoNico has been given. This information is set to come at around 21:30 JST / 12:30 UTC / 07:30 EST on Friday January 23rd 2015. Both producers, Katsuhiro Harada and Masaaki Hoshino, will be guests on the show to talk about the game.

 

[Furret]

This thread is gonna collapse on itself and form a black hole of sass.

Here is some music to ease the soul.

I like the version someone did with the main theme and ganon's laugh, I can't find it though QQ, it had ganon laughing in rythm and... well that's kinda all you need

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Wow, Jeanne does look great. Idk the problems I have with her redesign is that she has Palutena hair (it's all one big clump and kinda weird looking) and that I liked it when she was unattractive and mannish lol. She is stunning now, though.

Yeah, the frame rate can kinda wonky sometimes :/ Probably one of that game's biggest flaws, but I think its other attributes make up for it (mostly). As I said, I love both games to bits, and I think I might replay the original again after I finish Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. (another fantastic game. probs my favorite ever).

Also, lol at your halos. I can barely collect 200,000.

edit: I forgot to mention that the Bayonetta franchise has such great sountracks. Murdering angels to kpop and Frank Sinatra remixes is hella fun.

edit 2: stealing pages with grace~

The main theme, Tomorrow is Mine, is too gud

 

[Deleted member]

Yosuke X Yu is a pretty good ship. cccc:

Oh god page 89 here we go again.

I'm pretty sure @kaazers will like this

Kaaz is a big fan of dat Yu Narukami

 

[UkeNicky]

Oh my god, WFT what exactly are you teaching XDDDD

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

I like you already

YES. YOU LIKE THE THING TOO?

I'll ****ing speed run person Q if that's like legit.

 

[Deleted member]

So now that I've been using Zelda a lot recently, I've honestly changed my perspective on her. I used to think she was eh, but now I think she isn't bad at all. I guess I just needed to actually use her to see her full potential xD
Also, I just trolled a ZSS. Did.....Did I do good?

 

[Cenizas]

Oh my god, WFT what exactly are you teaching XDDDD

I'm trying to figure out if this would be funnier with male or female WFT.

 

[Mythra]

So now that I've been using Zelda a lot recently, I've honestly changed my perspective on her. I used to think she was eh, but now I think she isn't bad at all. I guess I just needed to actually use her to see her full potential xD
Also, I just trolled a ZSS. Did.....Did I do good?

I think the opposite lol, but I use it sometimes to rek people with Farore's Wind or by unleashing her sass powers.
I also troll ZSS in FG, you did good

 

[Deleted member]

I think the opposite lol, but I use it sometimes to rek people with Farore's Wind or by unleashing her sass powers.
I also troll ZSS in FG, you did good

Spoiler

 

[MeekSpeedy]

I see you, @ MeekSpeedy

ASDGKLAHDHGASJKFKLASDJFKLJASDGKLAGA

they're onto me

 

[McKnightlíght]

My own personal version of Zelda's Tier List of her moves (based on general viability/greater reward over risk)

S Tier

- Up taunt
- Down tilt
- Ferrari's Wind

A Tier

- Back throw
- Back air
- Forward air

B Tier

- Side taunt
- Down throw
- Dash attack
- Forward tilt
- Forward smash
- Neutral air

C Tier

- Down air
- Down smash
- Up tilt
- Up throw
- Jab

D Tier

- Down taunt
- Up air
- Phantom
- Nayru's Love
- Forward throw

E Tier

- Roll
- Spot dodge
- Air dodge

F Tier

- Din's Fire
- Up smash

Nah breh, down taunt is SS tier.

 

[2004Zilla]

I just noticed the unintentional, sick pun. Hint: Who named their daughter after a franchise from Nintendo?

I just watched Good Morning Vietnam. :-(

And I missed the shipping talk D:

 

[Twili]

So I was versing a friend of mine (@TickledPeachy ) on Wii U today, and one round had my Zelda vs her Villager on Delfino Plaza. I was already happy since I have Super Mario 64 Main Theme set to play all the time, and we're both idiots who love to play with water in smash. Every time the stage landed near water, we'd stop fighting and just splash.

In her words: We have smash, and this is what we choose to do with it.

 

[SBphiloz4]

Going back to that ol' topic, time to list Samus' harem ships in the history of Smash. And this is probably not all of them.

Spoiler

X Ridley
X Metroid
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X muster cheif
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X Uair AUTOCOMBOOSSZZZZZZZ!111!!!
X HER OVERSIZED BRAAAAAA
X MOONSHOES
X WAIFUFEGS
X ZERO SKILL

Now that's filthy.

 

[KuroganeHammer]

Note to self: Don't directly ask for title changes...

Also @ KuroganeHammer I had a data question. How do the fast fall speeds in Smash 4 compare to the other games? When I first started playing they felt abnormally fast. It might just be me being used to Brawl fall speeds, but they seem especially fast now. Like Melee speeds.
Disclaimer: I haven't actually played Melee, just going off visuals.

It's probably character dependent, personally I feel like Sheik falls faster in Smash 4 than she did in Melee, but it's honestly somewhere in between both games for most characters.

 

[Cenizas]

Going back to that ol' topic, time to list Samus' harem ships in the history of Smash. And this is probably not all of them.

Spoiler

X Ridley
X Metroid
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X muster cheif
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X Uair AUTOCOMBOOSSZZZZZZZ!111!!!
X HER OVERSIZED BRAAAAAA
X MOONSHOES
X WAIFUFEGS
X ZERO SKILL

Now that's filthy.

I like how she's shipped WITH HER DAMN SUIT. Also, Ridley is too big to be shipped with Samus.

 

[Deleted member]

So I was versing a friend of mine (@TickledPeachy ) on Wii U today, and one round had my Zelda vs her Villager on Delfino Plaza. I was already happy since I have Super Mario 64 Main Theme set to play all the time, and we're both idiots who love to play with water in smash. Every time the stage landed near water, we'd stop fighting and just splash.

In her words: We have smash, and this is what we choose to do with it.

Since you didn't mention this, I shall SO BACK IN DEM BRAWL DAYS *sniff*, Me, Twi and I think another person or 2 were playing on Pokemon Stadium 1. We all know the grassy stage with a certain river. Yeah, Twi really likes dat river. She made it her personal spot and every time someone (usually me) went to go play and splash in it, she'd beat them up like a BULLY. And one day, my Peach decided to take a dip in the river and all of a sudden Twi's Ike starts CHARGING AT ME LIKE SOME BRUTE, throws me in the air to the right then decides to spike me, causing a very violent and painful death. #BrawlMemories.

 

[Furret]

So I was versing a friend of mine (@TickledPeachy ) on Wii U today, and one round had my Zelda vs her Villager on Delfino Plaza. I was already happy since I have Super Mario 64 Main Theme set to play all the time, and we're both idiots who love to play with water in smash. Every time the stage landed near water, we'd stop fighting and just splash.

In her words: We have smash, and this is what we choose to do with it.

The kids on the playground told splash has a 1/40,000 chance of instantly killing.
Man I miss the rumors of things in games and cheat codes, back when I was like 5

Going back to that ol' topic, time to list Samus' harem ships in the history of Smash. And this is probably not all of them.

Spoiler

X Ridley
X Metroid
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X
X muster cheif
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X Uair AUTOCOMBOOSSZZZZZZZ!111!!!
X HER OVERSIZED BRAAAAAA
X MOONSHOES
X WAIFUFEGS
X ZERO SKILL

Now that's filthy.

she probably needs to stop telling everyone that their her's
that ridley though

Spoiler

 

[UkeNicky]

Going back to that ol' topic, time to list Samus' harem ships in the history of Smash. And this is probably not all of them.

Spoiler

X Ridley
X Metroid
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X
X muster cheif
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X Uair AUTOCOMBOOSSZZZZZZZ!111!!!
X HER OVERSIZED BRAAAAAA
X MOONSHOES
X WAIFUFEGS
X ZERO SKILL

Now that's filthy.

Bayonetta x ZSS would fit perfectly :D

 

[Ffamran]

Bayonetta x ZSS would fit perfectly :D

They could share weaponized heel tips. I guess Raiden would be their BFF as well. Heel gal-pals.

 

[UkeNicky]

They could share weaponized heel tips. I guess Raiden would be their BFF as well. Heel gal-pals.

I'm picturing Bayonetta using the infamous Joy Torture vs ZSS e,=e

 

[SBphiloz4]

I'm picturing Bayonetta using the infamous Joy Torture vs ZSS e,=e

 

[Lozjam]

Hello Zelda's, oh don't mind me, I am just preparing coffee for you all.
Hehehehehehe

 

[2004Zilla]

Going back to that ol' topic, time to list Samus' harem ships in the history of Smash. And this is probably not all of them.

Spoiler

X Ridley
X Metroid
X
X
X muster cheif
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X Uair AUTOCOMBOOSSZZZZZZZ!111!!!
X HER OVERSIZED BRAAAAAA
X MOONSHOES
X WAIFUFEGS
X ZERO SKILL

Now that's filthy.

You forgot x Kraid.

 

[BJN39]

Attention Zeldas,

Drop everything you're doing, this is way more super important...

@Indigo Fuujeans

 

[Lavani]

Already banned ;_;

 

[Nammy12]

Is this a new record?

 

[micstar615]

The Blake Shelton avi tho

 

[2004Zilla]

And the sisters gently weep.

 

[BJN39]

FYI I'm pretty sure this isn't actually a Fuujin-made proxy. P:

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Everyone please follow my alt

#freeindigofuujeans

 

[2004Zilla]

So I have this urge to change to a ZSS avy...

EDIT: lewl @ new thread title

 

[Phenomiracle]

What in the hell are we all smoking here

Edit: Hai ppl nice to be back.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Good thread title, definitely a step up from the last one