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I'm SO GLAD someone else doesn't like Tharja. I DON'T GET IT. ALL OF MY FRIENDS LIKE HERE. EVERYONE LIKES HER. IS EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SADISTS? Like, I'm down with masochistic tendencies but she's so excessive.

My adoration for Tharja was cemented in her first scene. She's exactly the kind of person I tend to date IRL. Interestingly I don't date anymore. So I guess it's not exactly successful. I was surprised other people liked her so much because usually people tell me I have awful taste, and to stop sticking my **** in crazy.

Mostly @Cyner says that. But other people say it too. Just less frequently. He also generally sandwiches it between exasperated sighs of 'white people'.

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

Gregor is the best, hands down. Everyone else can choke on a l*mon!

If you're talking about the other characters he mentioned, we can be best friends. I really don't like those characters.

 

[Elessar]

My adoration for Tharja was cemented in her first scene. She's exactly the kind of person I tend to date IRL. Interestingly I don't date anymore. So I guess it's not exactly successful. I was surprised other people liked her so much because usually people tell me I have awful taste, and to stop sticking my **** in crazy.

Mostly @Cyner says that. But other people say it too. Just less frequently. He also generally sandwiches it between exasperated sighs of 'white people'.

I like Tharja and would like to know more of her char, but then again, I don't like her that way. Just enjoy her persona...unlike Vaike...I hate Vaike and that character trope. He never even got his axe back and never made it back to the field.

I miss my first game where he died on that same mission and I just moved on and never looked back.

 

[McKnightlíght]

If you're talking about the other characters he mentioned, we can be best friends. I really don't like those characters.

It goes:
1. Gregor
2. Anna
3. Cordelia
4. Virion
5. Kellam

End of discussion.

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

It goes:
1. Gregor
2. Anna
3. Cordelia
4. Virion
5. Kellam

End of discussion.

nope. nope. You like Cordelia. Done.

MUAHAHAHAH MY PAGE

 

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I like Tharja and would like to know more of her char, but then again, I don't like her that way. Just enjoy her persona...unlike Vaike...I hate Vaike and that character trope. He never even got his axe back and never made it back to the field.

I miss my first game where he died on that same mission and I just moved on and never looked back.

In Lunatic I still didn't give him his ****ing axe. **** you, Vaike.

 

[Lozjam]

My adoration for Tharja was cemented in her first scene. She's exactly the kind of person I tend to date IRL. Interestingly I don't date anymore. So I guess it's not exactly successful. I was surprised other people liked her so much because usually people tell me I have awful taste, and to stop sticking my **** in crazy.

Oh... I cannot get the crazy ones off of me......

 

[Furret]

It goes:
1. Gregor
2. Anna
3. Cordelia
4. Virion
5. Kellam

End of discussion.

I like rich girls too, too bad they don't marry urchins

 

[Elessar]

Oh... I cannot get the crazy ones off of me......

No wonder you fit in well with us.

nope. nope. You like Cordelia. Done.

MUAHAHAHAH MY PAGE

What do you have against Cordelia?

In Lunatic I still didn't give him his ****ing axe. **** you, Vaike.

If I ever try Lunatic I'll have him killed just so I don't have to see his stupid interactions in the barracks.

 

[McKnightlíght]

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I like Vaike :/

 

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Oh... I cannot get the crazy ones off of me......

It's fine, keep them on, so long as you can get them off.

That was uncharacteristically lewd of me. I'm not going to apologize though because I'm a classless 'malignant sociopath'.

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I like Vaike :/

Get out of my thread.

 

[Lavani]

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I like Vaike :/

My condolences.

 

[Lozjam]

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I like Ike

Fixed that for you

No wonder you fit in well with us.

It's not even funny with some of the things that have happened to me with the opposite sex, when I already have a female companion! They are a bunch of nutzos.

It's fine, keep them on, so long as you can get them off.

Yup, there's my problem... They never stop trying to get me, even when I reject them, swear at them, ignore them, and even in a special case, threaten them.

 

[Elessar]

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I like Vaike :/

You are the reason we can't have nice things.

It's fine, keep them on, so long as you can get them off.

That was uncharacteristically lewd of me. I'm not going to apologize though because I'm a classless 'malignant sociopath'.

You are a genius.

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

No wonder you fit in well with us.



What do you have against Cordelia?



If I ever try Lunatic I'll have him killed just so I don't have to see his stupid interactions in the barracks.

stereotypical oh I'm good at everything. Also, she's obsessed with Chrom, and even continues to be obsessed with him even after she marries someone else.

I like Vaike because he's an idiot. I don't really use him though

 

[Ffamran]

Of course... Of course the Mii Swordfighter boards have more activity than the Falco boards... Despicable, absolutely despicable. DISAPPOINTED!!!

Once again, bonus points for who gets that vague DISAPPOINTED!!! reference.

 

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stereotypical oh I'm good at everything. Also, she's obsessed with Chrom, and even continues to be obsessed with him even after she marries someone else.

I like Vaike because he's an idiot. I don't really use him though

Marry her to Henry and she stops obsessing, actually. Also she became a pegasus knight because she sucks at running and fighting on foot, if you read her supports.

Cordelia is excellent, and talented, but insecure, with flaws. She's fine. The real mess, besides Vaike, I mean, is Maribelle.

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

Marry her to Henry and she stops obsessing, actually. Also she became a pegasus knight because she sucks at running and fighting on foot, if you read her supports.

Cordelia is excellent, and talented, but insecure, with flaws. She's fine. The real mess, besides Vaike, I mean, is Maribelle.

We can't be friends. And lol her whole character is literally based on obsessing over Chrom. And oh, she has one flaw, I remember now. Srry. Maribelle is amazing pfft

 

[Elessar]

stereotypical oh I'm good at everything. Also, she's obsessed with Chrom, and even continues to be obsessed with him even after she marries someone else.

I like Vaike because he's an idiot. I don't really use him though

Marry her to Henry and she stops obsessing, actually. Also she became a pegasus knight because she sucks at running and fighting on foot, if you read her supports.

Cordelia is excellent, and talented, but insecure, with flaws. She's fine. The real mess, besides Vaike, I mean, is Maribelle.

This.

Also she's not perfect at everything. People think she is and she seems that way but she isn't, that's the beauty of it. She was naturally talented at what she did but she wasn't perfect. That's like hating frederick for being perfect since he's so damn OP and has the same Zeal about Chrom as Cordelia does.

 

[Farorae]

A funny thought just crossed my mind...

Oh my god this is amazing

 

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We can't be friends. And lol her whole character is literally based on obsessing over Chrom. And oh, she has one flaw, I remember now. Srry. Maribelle is amazing pfft

Her obsessing is presented as a flaw, as well. She played to her strengths in her career path, I see no issue there. Marry her to the right guy and she stops obsessing.

Maribelle's wit is great, her character less so.

And come now, don't you want to be friends with Uncle Shin?

 

[Rizen]

A raid and a party and still no sassy gifs?!

 

[Lorde]

For itself, I play her little. It's a good character

It's a good character

It's a good character

It's a good character

lol gorl, we can tell you don't play her

 

[Furret]

The real mess, besides Vaike, I mean, is Maribelle.

Oh, I just got called out

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

Her obsessing is presented as a flaw, as well. She played to her strengths in her career path, I see no issue there. Marry her to the right guy and she stops obsessing.

Maribelle's wit is great, her character less so.

And come now, don't you want to be friends with Uncle Shin?

And also, not marrying her to Henry because **** Henry. And I honestly just hate her character. Not a fan. Obsessing will never be cute.

 

[Camalange]

Actually Excel saga is the first comedic anime I watched years ago. It's not great, and not a masterpiece. Just funny.

Perhaps I shall give it a shot then.

My adoration for Tharja was cemented in her first scene. She's exactly the kind of person I tend to date IRL. Interestingly I don't date anymore. So I guess it's not exactly successful. I was surprised other people liked her so much because usually people tell me I have awful taste, and to stop sticking my **** in crazy.

I don't do crazy anymore.

And that's why I was just so confused that out of all the characters so many people liked Tharja. Not that she's bad but like hot damn didn't know how many people were into that.

 

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Perhaps I shall give it a shot then.

I don't do crazy anymore.

And that's why I was just so confused that out of all the characters so many people liked Tharja. Not that she's bad but like hot damn didn't know how many people were into that.

I've legitimately been stabbed by multiple women I've been with. I still do crazy. What's your excuse?

 

[Elessar]

And also, not marrying her to Henry because **** Henry. And I honestly just hate her character. Not a fan. Obsessing will never be cute.

I find the fact that you said this while calling yourself FireemblemFREAK funny.

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

Okay this is off topic but I am getting so pissed that I can't find any good Male Robin and Chrom fanart. WHY I KNOW IT EXISTS THIS ISN'T OKAY SOMEONE HELP THEY'RE SUCH A GOOD SHIP

I find the fact that you said this while calling yourself FireemblemFREAK funny.

shh, it was a name I should've dropped a while ago. I usually go by TaleofTheTears on most sites now (btw nice and lowkey plug)

 

[SBphiloz4]

Get out of my thread.

Frand, you must'a forgot this was the thread. s must of got overly excited about this thread and arguments about Awakening characters that they forgot this wasn't their own thread. :^)))))

 

[KuroganeHammer]

Get out of my thread.

???????????

 

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Frand, you must'a forgot this was the thread. s must of got overly excited about this thread and arguments about Awakening characters that they forgot this wasn't their own thread. :^)))))

I got my DNA on it. It's mine.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Furret]

Okay this is off topic but I am getting so pissed that I can't find any good Male Robin and Chrom fanart. WHY I KNOW IT EXISTS THIS ISN'T OKAY SOMEONE HELP THEY'RE SUCH A GOOD SHIP

 

[KuroganeHammer]

Gurl this is NAWT yaw thread

Lemme clear thaT up right now...

 

[Xys]

I lost it.

Plz add ha to the wig hall of fame.

Zero Wig Samus

We'll put ha next to Zero Skill Spamus *looks for thaT image*

Just curious, is there such a thing?

 

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Gurl this is NAWT yaw thread

Lemme clear thaT up right now...

Should have spoken up before I licked it.

 

[Lorde]

Just curious, is there such a thing?

maybe he meant this??

Spoiler: for safe keeping

edit: @ KuroganeHammer gorl i reposted it even before u asT for it. enjoy ur cheap laugh

 

[Elessar]

Should have spoken up before I licked it.

I lick the only thing you did?

Really?

Honestly?

 

[Alacion]

Holy crap Charizard is hella fun. Like seriously fun.

Obligatory:

 

[KuroganeHammer]

Someone repost zero skill spamus flowchart

I need a cheap laugh