Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Fireemblemfreak]

He's hot in his character selection screen, or when he's facing side ways which he's doing 98% of the time in smash, but when he's facing straight... God damn, he's ugly http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/link/screen-5.jpg His eyes look too far apart, idk... something just looks weird and I can't point it out...

Oh my.. now I see it.

btw Link best husabando sorry Chrom

 

[Cenizas]

What's this about a failed Link raid?

 

[Ffamran]

Congrats on the promotion, Spirst, and Congratulations, @ BJN39 , on your promotion as well! I actually don't think I've ever seen or talked to Ffamran before. Maybe I have. I always forget people's usernames.

Are IP bans a thing, or will Fujin always be able to make a new account?

Hello, Latte! How are you? Fine, thank you. I wish I were a bird. Bonus points if you get the reference.

Spoiler

Did you look? THEN I SHALL PULL OUT YOUR TONGUE!

 

[Deleted member]

Who's raiding who anymore?

 

[Furret]

Who's raiding who anymore?

I don't even know anymore

 

[Breadloaf]

Who's raiding who anymore?

No one's raiding anyone, were all just having a party!

Btw Camalange you excited for Splatoon?

 

[Ffamran]

Our rules are in the stickies, it's to make sure newbs have reading comprehension

Ha, you guys need rules. Over at the Falco boards, we don't need rules 'cause everyone's chill and sensible... THAT'S IF ANYONE IS EVER THERE!

 

[Macchiato]

GGs @ SBphiloz4 . That was fun. Any advice for doc, villager, or dedede? These are my new mains

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

I took my first page at the Linkboards. I'm also taking blame for their title. I mean, I think it was close enough to credit myself for that..

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

Who's raiding who anymore?

Nobody is, Zelda boards are the only ones with enough sass to properly raid

 

[ShinTwist ScreamPaste]

I'm not allowed to execute oldschool Link raids anymore. I may have clogged up some inboxes with terrible, terrible images.

 

[Fernosaur]

GGs @ SBphiloz4 . That was fun. Any advice for doc, villager, or dedede? These are my new mains

To this day I wonder if you know what the concept of a "main" is.

 

[SBphiloz4]

GGs @ SBphiloz4 . That was fun. Any advice for doc, villager, or dedede? These are my new mains

Yep, that was a lot of fun! I think I played to most of my potential today, at least with Zelda, haha.

Villager I find actually has a bit of trouble against Zelda because his normal gameplan of zoning doesn't work that well. Of course, zoning against her is still one of the better options, but I think approaching with Nair in this MU is a lot better than Fair and Bair, especially when I use Nayru's Love to reflect the missile. I think Ftilt, Utilt and Jab can be used a bit more to give some ground presence for ya as well!

When I use Doc, I love OoS UpB, but I'm not sure if that would be your cup of tea, haha. His pitiful recovery means that you shouldn't overcommit when doing an edgeguard. I would also say to use more pills, but that would make me punish it better with FW. :3

Can't say with Dedede because my Zero Skill Spamus is sooooo free. XD

 

[Macchiato]

To this day I wonder if you know what the concept of a "main" is.

I will one day... one day

 

[Furret]

To this day I wonder if you know what the concept of a "main" is.

duh

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

duh

I luv the way u make me feel bae

I will one day... one day

Honestly, I don't think you should establish a main at all yet. Just keep trying different characters, even ones you think you've gone over/ don't like. You were the best Kirby I saw actually. Whenever I go against Kirby I get wrecked, but you were good.

 

[Furret]

I luv the way u make me feel bae

gee thanks
Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc.

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

gee thanks
Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc.

I

It's supposed to stand for Before Anyone Else, but yeah, that's kinda funny. I should change my profile picture to Neimi, ship us.

 

[Cenizas]

I've heard bae isn't even another form of babe, but an acronym for something.

'd

 

[Milky.]

gee thanks
Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc.

Bae can also stand for Before anyone else. People mainly think it's just short for Baby, but no, it's actually not.

EDITS: asdf looks like someone already got to it before me

 

[Cenizas]

I like how the last three posts were a response to the exact same comment.

 

[SBphiloz4]

Only reason why anyone would ever consider using Zero Skill Spamus.

IF YA GONNA SUCK, MIGHT AS WELL SUCK IN STYYYYYYLE.

 

[Lavani]

Only reason why anyone would ever consider using Zero Skill Spamus.

IF YA GONNA SUCK, MIGHT AS WELL SUCK IN STYYYYYYLE.

Boost Kick kills are so fraudulent.

I never know if I should be disgusted by it, or if I should be so impressed that I should consider picking her up.

 

[Deleted member]

I always thought that bae was a typo made by a stupid teenager on Facebook and they thought "OH THIS HAS A NICE RING TO IT". Then more stupid teenagers started using it and im like "This is what's cool with the teens these days". Then I found out it was an acronym and I felt dumb xD

 

[Macchiato]

Only reason why anyone would ever consider using Zero Skill Spamus.

IF YA GONNA SUCK, MIGHT AS WELL SUCK IN STYYYYYYLE.

wait thats me right?

 

[Furret]

I

It's supposed to stand for Before Anyone Else, but yeah, that's kinda funny. I should change my profile picture to Neimi, ship us.

gotta love when the developers/writers do the shipping for ya

I like how the last three posts were a response to the exact same comment.

apparently everyone is upset about poop, I'm not kids called me that all the time in grade school. One of the many "hazards" of having the nick name Coop

 

[McKnightlíght]

Playing the first Zelda... This game is just as brutal as I remember it.

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

It's kinda easy to get off boost kicks, it's just more difficult to do it midair, obviously. Stun gun or neutral down B make it guaranteed.

If you don't panic like I do that is..

I keep doing this, am I cool?

 

[SBphiloz4]

wait thats me right?

Yeah, that was from our matches today. XD

 

[Macchiato]

ugh the doc boards are like dead

 

[Ffamran]

I always thought that bae was a typo made by a stupid teenager on Facebook and they thought "OH THIS HAS A NICE RING TO IT". Then more stupid teenagers started using it and im like "This is what's cool with the teens these days". Then I found out it was an acronym and I felt dumb xD

Isn't that how pretty much everything came to be? Y'know, I remember when slang used to be cool, like, mafia slick, know what I'm saying? It used to ice cold, solid, my yute. But now, all we gots is "swag" and "based". The hell happened to "spoon", "fork", "word", and "joint"? I mean, nobody says, "We gon' hit up this joint," no mo'. What about "green"? We call newbies "noobs", we ain't callin' them "greens" or "rookies", son. **** used to be sick, wicked, poppin', sweet, dope, gnarly, and hot. Now all we got is "epic". Whadda we talkin' 'bout? Homer's Odyssey? It should be bangin' all up in this crib, my youngin'.

 

[Elessar]

uhhhhh

nnnnnno?

We weren't raiding you?

And if this is a Link raid it is exceptionally poor?

We weren't raiding, just paying a visit. A Link raid isn't sassy, it's a bloodbath that ends in at least 3 banned accounts. I'm not even joking. That's why we don't raid. We just stay in our corner of the woods and bother no one.

I'm not allowed to execute oldschool Link raids anymore. I may have clogged up some inboxes with terrible, terrible images.

Trust me...you do not want a Link raid.

Also...did someone really just told us to...stop being polite?

Can we quote you? Can we quote that?

 

[KuroganeHammer]

What am I reading

 

[BJN39]

I'm back nao gorls! ^ ^

Aaaaannd yew wasted no time racking up 2 pages in only a few hours. Seems like everything's in tip-top shape!

Congrats @ McKnightlíght for 10,000th post.


Alsew...

I hope the links don't think they're actually RAIDING us, because this place is basically always in a state of self-raid, and can't really be raided but more like the links are just joining our parti.

 

[Elessar]

I hope the links don't think they're actually RAIDING us, because this place is basically always in a state of self-raid, and can't really be raided but more like the links are just joining our parti.

This.

 

[Fireemblemfreak]

I've officially shipped myself with someone I've never seen before with this profile picture. Nice job me

 

[Camalange]

Btw Camalange you excited for Splatoon?

If they put Squid Girl in it.

The creator actually drew her in the Splatoon art style which was pretty hype.

The game looks fun, but I'm not auto-interested because they're squids. Ika-chan is the only squid for me.

 

[Ffamran]

ugh the doc boards are like dead

You should check out the Falco boards; we're deader than dead.

What am I reading

The internet or people being people.

I've officially shipped myself with someone I've never seen before with this profile picture. Nice job me

That's Neimi from The Sacred Stones; I believe she's the first archer you get.

@ Elessar , you make the people at the Link boards sound like caged animals who need to be kept away from... everything.

 

[Elessar]

If they put Squid Girl in it.

The creator actually drew her in the Splatoon art style which was pretty hype.

The game looks fun, but I'm not auto-interested because they're squids. Ika-chan is the only squid for me.

Do I dare ask what a squid girl is? Of course I dare, what am I saying? I've braved Shin's shed and survived.

 

[Furret]

Isn't that how pretty much everything came to be?

nah man all of these start in pokemon

What am I reading

good question, I'll have the fairy fountain research that

I've officially shipped myself with someone I've never seen before with this profile picture. Nice job me

That's Neimi from The Sacred Stones; I believe she's the first archer you get.

you're missing the first half where I just changed my profile pic today and he followed up

We weren't raiding, just paying a visit. A Link raid isn't sassy, it's a bloodbath that ends in at least 3 banned accounts. I'm not even joking. That's why we don't raid. We just stay in our corner of the woods and bother no one.

Trust me...you do not want a Link raid.

Also...did someone really just told us to...stop being polite?

Can we quote you? Can we quote that?

what an actual link raid should be:

HYA

HYUT

...

DYAAAAH

AAaaaAAAHH