Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Jestar]

If I were to confess, I mained since Brawl because I was a huge waifufeg who was madly in love with her. As an immature middle schooler who just had nothing better to do with his love life, I got extremely salty and offended when people talk trash about Zelda, as well as if I lose with her in Brawl.

I am blessed to have escaped that dark path thanks to actually deciding to grow the f*** up and mature as time went by.

That...PERFECTLY describes my experience with .

EVERY. SINGLE. WORD.

Just replace "middle" with "high" and it's 100% perfect.

You win my internet.

Have a !

 

[Rizen]

Rosalina seems to attract weird obsessive types. Some of the posts would be borderline stalker comments if she was a real person.
/checked the Rosalina social

 

[Cress!]

I need to say something.

Spoiler: In here.

Spoiler: More.

Spoiler: MORE!

Spoiler: Okay, last one.

I've never mained Zelda. She's always been a secondary. Sorry gorl, but I still love playing as you!

 

[Space Stranger]

attracts scrubs

U MAD?

Edit: P A G E S T E A L B O Y Z

 

[Gay Ginger]

It's interesting that some of the straight men here are saying they feel like a minority.

I wonder if it's related to the phenomenon where men start to feel that they're a minority when about 1/3 of the group are women...

 

[Cress!]

U MAD?

Ew get out.

 

[Antonykun]

this is one of his more tame post in the funny caption thread

Spoiler

Gigantic Rosalina would be very charming.

All hail the Cosmic Queen!

and @ Ffamran liked the post :/

 

[Phenomiracle]

Been ENTJ ever since I first took that test years ago. Nothing's changed. Being a hardass is fun.

I decided to main Zelda because I thought she was pretty. And that was the end of that.

As for gender and orientation, I'm as straight as they come. I was state-ranking cornerback in high school and boast 15 inch biceps, but I have a serious thing for fancy dresses, jewelry, and general girly stuff. Gender norms are a funny thing.

For the most part, I'm like any other straight guy my age. This whole side of me is hidden in the depths of my internet history, I'm the guy who'd play ball and video games with his friends and then come home and Google image search wedding dresses and ways to curl his eyelashes (which are pretty long).

I wear kohl (eyeliner) daily, which is actually seen as virtuous in my religion. My dad used to wear it daily (still does on occasion), my mom wears it, and so do my sisters.

 

[Jestar]

U MAD?

Page steal too!

Incoming

 

[Space Stranger]

this is one of his more tame post in the funny caption thread

Spoiler

Gigantic Rosalina would be very charming.

All hail the Cosmic Queen!

and @ Ffamran liked the post :/

Ffamran likes anything.

@ Ffamran do not like this post.

Edit: Dammit, Daffy.

Ew get out.

lol no.

It's interesting that some of the straight men here are saying they feel like a minority.

I wonder if it's related to the phenomenon where men start to feel that they're a minority when about 1/3 of the group are women...

Well we've gotta protectet our straightness. How else will everyone know that we are straight!?

I'm a minority because I'm the only user showing his Woody.

 

[Antonykun]

welp I made some progress in my swordspider guide time to go to bed

 

[Rizen]

swordspider

^What's with the spider part? Butter knife fighter I understand.

 

[Cress!]

I'm a minority because I'm the only user showing his Woody.

Seriously, leave now. Out the door. It's over there.

Don't step into the elevator, some never return from there.

 

[Antonykun]

^What's with the spider part? Butter knife fighter I understand.

what pseudorhymes with fighter? spider
Swordspider

 

[KuroganeHammer]

Going on stream now vs our number 2 player

JettSmash is the twitch name

LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH

 

[Cress!]

LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH

LEND ME THE LINK TO THE STREAM

Nvm, is this it?
http://www.twitch.tv/jettsmash#/jettsmash

 

[SBphiloz4]

Going on stream now vs our number 2 player

JettSmash is the twitch name

Eww double posting

@BJN39 ban this witch

 

[Space Stranger]

Seriously, leave now. Out the door. It's over there.

Don't step into the elevator, some never return from there.

Nah, I'll be fine.

 

[Chapter Serf]

http://smashboards.com/threads/time...n-social-thread.334742/page-858#post-19154742

Also:

Get splattered Z.S.T! Get splattered!

 

[Jestar]

Nah, I'll be fine.

Watch out everyone, this guy knows how to counter the elevator.

 

[Antonykun]

I found a word that rhymes with fighter: tighter
Swordtigher
dear me I need that gif of that woman fanning herself

 

[Lavani]

welp I made some progress in my swordspider guide time to go to bed

i made a guide on swordfighter awhile ago

Spoiler: Lavani's guide to Swordfighter

 

[Cress!]

Nah, I'll be fine.

Spoiler: Spoiler this

Yeah climbing up is going to help you get off an elevator that only goes up.

 

[Soul.]

I found a word that rhymes with fighter: tighter
Swordtigher
dear me I need that gif of that woman fanning herself

Swordthunder
oh wait

 

[Cress!]

@ KuroganeHammer That misinputed side-b instead of up-b must've stung. Sorry.

 

[Rizen]

I found a word that rhymes with fighter: tighter
Swordtigher

^

 

[Antonykun]

i made a guide on swordfighter awhile ago

Spoiler: Lavani's guide to Swordfighter

 

[Jestar]

Yeah climbing up is going to help you get off an elevator that only goes up.

The only elevator that I know that ONLY goes up is called "Windfall"

 

[Space Stranger]

Yeah climbing up is going to help you get off an elevator that only goes up.

Looks like I have to do it the Zurg way:

 

[SBphiloz4]

OMG @ KuroganeHammer is gonna money match the second best player in his region with our queen.

VS LET'S GO

 

[Ffamran]

Ffamran likes anything.

@ Ffamran do not like this post.

Edit: Dammit, Daffy.

I'm a rebel.

 

[Lavani]

aero why are you giving a mega man player $20

 

[Ffamran]

aero why are you giving a mega man player $10

It's called charity, Lavani. The princess of Hyrule is well-known for it. I mean, why do you think there are Rupees in grass, rocks, boulders, pots, and various other objects along with those randomly placed treasure chests?

 

[SBphiloz4]

GORLS LEND YOUR STRENGTH. EVEN IF IT'S MIDNIGHT OR SOMETHING

http://www.twitch.tv/JettSmash

 

[Space Stranger]

@ KuroganeHammer watch out for those lemons.

 

[Cress!]

GORLS LEND YOUR STRENGTH. EVEN IF IT'S MIDNIGHT OR SOMETHING

http://www.twitch.tv/JettSmash

LENDED

What is the chat...
Sbphiloz4: AERO SIS YOU TOOK A STOCK GOOD JOB

• 10:50 Sbphiloz4: WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU

• 10:51 Sbphiloz4: BREAK HIS LEGS

• 10:51 Sbphiloz4: STEAL HIS BATTERIES

• 10:52 Sbphiloz4: TAKE HIM BACK TO THE WORKSHOP

WAIT LYLAT??? Uh... rip

 

[Rizen]

I'm watching but I can't log in.
Edits
Nice read on that Lylat Farow's.
Darn 2-0 Mega Man
Weird mirror match.

 

[UkeNicky]

Omfg he's using Zelda nao o:

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

ZELDA DITTOS ON STREAM
WHY LOL
http://www.twitch.tv/jettsmash

 

[McKnightlíght]

Getting into a relationship at 12-13 is basically just writing on a post-it "I like you wanna get pizza?" and that's that.

It's still the same at 21.


I find all of this talk on these last few pages (where I'm reading) to be very interesting. I seem to be the most conservative among us, by like a lot xD

But that tends to happen wherever I go.