Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Lavani]

brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts + vsop brandy is apparently the midnight snack of champions

source: I feel like a champion

 

[Berserker.]

The Rosalina boards is getting to you man.

Yeah. I must purify myself in Mt. Ridleyzard

 

[Lavani]

Spoiler: profanity

Yeah. I must purify myself in Mt. Ridleyzard

I don't think anything with a name that alludes to Charizard could possibly be used for purification.

 

[Soul.]

what are you all talking about

 

[Deleted member]

@ S.F.L.R_9

Me and Cornelius had quite the discussion on our hatred of animals in the Wii U Chatzy chat thing xD.

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

@ S.F.L.R_9

Me and Cornelius had quite the discussion on our hatred of animals in the Wii U Chatzy chat thing xD.

Wait the calling me Cornelius thing wasn't a joke? lol omg I thought it was

 

[Berserker.]

I don't think anything with a name that alludes to Charizard could possibly be used for purification.

Bottom tier germs nullify high tier germs

 

[Deleted member]

Wait the calling me Cornelius thing wasn't a joke? lol omg I thought it was

It was either Jeffrey or Cornelius, but Jeffrey's too common. UR NAME HAS TO BE SPECIAL.

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

It was either Jeffrey or Cornelius, but Jeffrey's too common. UR NAME HAS TO BE SPECIAL.

Darlene.

 

[Deleted member]

Darlene.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME MOM, NOT DARLENE. YOU ARE MY CHILD. RESPECT ME.

 

[FullMoon]

So I decided to try out ZSS

Her mobility is all right but I keep forgetting that no, I can't go as deep as I normally can with Greninja and come back, so I kill myself a lot.

 

[Lavani]

Bottom tier germs nullify high tier germs

But not uninspired boring orange burning lizard germs

seriously why does anyone like charizard it's my second least favorite gen 1 poke

 

[Deleted member]

SFLR: zelda's dress is purp*le* so it's automatically the most fabulous color 1:11 AM

SFLR: ! 1:11 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: literally why did they put that blonde purple palette in 1:12 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: it's literally a diarrhea version of her OoT palette 1:12 AM

SFLR: omg it's the definition of horrible 1:12 AM

SFLR: it looks like she bought her dress from goodwill and dyed her hair with lemons from the hyrule gardens


This needed to be posted.

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

SOMEONE PLS BAN ZELDA'S BLONDE PURPLE PALETTE
it's literally horrible

 

[CatRaccoonBL]

That nightmare was ****ing scary

The Rosalina boards is getting to you man.

Our goddess is pure thank you very much.

...

Spoiler

 

[Lavani]

Our goddess is pure thank you very much.

 

[BJN39]

SFLR: zelda's dress is purp*le* so it's automatically the most fabulous color 1:11 AM

SFLR: ! 1:11 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: literally why did they put that blonde purple palette in 1:12 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: it's literally a diarrhea version of her OoT palette 1:12 AM

SFLR: omg it's the definition of horrible 1:12 AM

SFLR: it looks like she bought her dress from goodwill and dyed her hair with lemons from the hyrule gardens

This needed to be posted.

Don't forget that she wears boots from the last century.

Spoiler: proof

Samantha Parkington, American Girl's Historical character doll representing the turn of the 20th century FYI.

Actually tho the purple/blonde palette is probably my second favorite.

 

[Antonykun]

Our goddess is pure thank you very much.

...

Spoiler

Pure mmmm hmmmm

 

[SBphiloz4]

But not uninspired boring orange burning lizard germs

seriously why does anyone like charizard it's my second least favorite gen 1 poke

I hate Charizard too.

I don't know why is he even in this game.

The only problem is that he's fun to play as in this game. Only for you to use a terrible character and lose smh.

 

[Lavani]

I hate Charizard too.

I don't know why is he even in this game.

The only problem is that he's fun to play as in this game. Only for you to use a terrible character and lose smh.

I'd be lying if I said I never considered playing as him in this game because tbh he is pretty fun even if he's bad and his character is bad

I just pick purple and pretend he's ridley :>

 

[Rickster]

Oh my god I'm done.
I am SO done!

 

[Berserker.]

Oh and a heads up

I'll be off to Europe at May 15. I'll be away from Smashboards for... 3 weeks? So yeah

 

[CatRaccoonBL]

Oh and a heads up

I'll be off to Europe at May 15. I'll be away from Smashboards for... 3 weeks? So yeah

Noooooooooooo. ;_;

Who else will sarcastically talk about how much of a goddess Rosalina is with me?...

...*Stares at waifu* @ SBphiloz4

 

[Berserker.]

Saw Fernosaur's hilarious GIF

The dev team while they were making Ness' b-throw

 

[FullMoon]

I've never seen people rage so much about Ness's B-Throw before this game even though it was this way since the 64.

 

[Rickster]

I just realized the activity feed on the homepage is gone. How long has it been like this?

I've never seen people rage so much about Ness's B-Throw before this game even though it was this way since the 64.

It might be because Ness is actually really good in this game? Idk.
Didn't his bthrow actually get weaker from Brawl>Smash 4?

 

[KuroganeHammer]

But not uninspired boring orange burning lizard germs

seriously why does anyone like charizard it's my second least favorite gen 1 poke

its a lizard

some people have reptilian fetishes

i like tails

;__;

I've never seen people rage so much about Ness's B-Throw before this game even though it was this way since the 64.

EXCEPT IT WASNT

IN BRAWL YOU COULD LIKE, DI IT

NOW ITS LIKE

HAVE YOUR UNDIABLE BACK THROW THATS AS STRONG AS IT WAS BEFORE

NOW HAVE RAGE

REPENT SINNER

REPENT THOUGH IT SHALL SAVE YOU NOT

 

[Lavani]

I just realized the activity feed on the homepage is gone. How long has it been like this?

It might be because Ness is actually really good in this game? Idk.
Didn't his bthrow actually get weaker from Brawl>Smash 4?

Woooooow

I knew SOMETHING was different about the frontpage the past few days but couldn't put my finger on it, now I'm just mindblown

and yeah I would agree that it's because Ness is finally good, that and people love shield in this game and grab beats shield+rage exists

its a lizard

some people have reptilian fetishes

i like tails

;__;

here's a better lizard with a better tail

 

[KuroganeHammer]

Woooooow

I knew SOMETHING was different about the frontpage the past few days but couldn't put my finger on it, now I'm just mindblown

and yeah I would agree that it's because Ness is finally good, that and people love shield in this game and grab beats shield+rage exists

here's a better lizard with a better tail

but it's not in smash and honestly charizard would be my size and looks cuddly

except for the whole tail on fire part

we ignore that conveniently

 

[Deleted member]

HannahMontana joined the chat 2:03 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: ew 2:03 AM

HannahMontana: REPENT SINNER 2:03 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: hannah's here 2:03 AM

HannahMontana: DIE DIE 2:03 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: hannah no 2:03 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: i don't want to die 2:03 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: i am young 2:03 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: i like life 2:03 AM

HannahMontana: LISTEN TO MY MUSIC THEN 2:04 AM

SFLR: OMG HAY HANNAH 2:04 AM

SFLR: HANNAH I KNOW UR SECRET 2:04 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: no ew I'll stick with Selena 2:04 AM

SFLR: !!! 2:04 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: HANNAH YOUR WEAVE ISN'T EVEN GOOD 2:04 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: PALETUNA'S SEAWEED WEAVE IS MORE ATTRACTIVE 2:04 AM

SFLR: says the one who plays Peach the hair bleach queen 2:05 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: oh 2:05 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: hell 2:05 AM

Selena Quintanilla/Dan: no

 

[Lavani]

HannahMontana: DIE DIE 2:03 AM
HannahMontana: LISTEN TO MY MUSIC THEN 2:04 AM

what's the difference?

 

[Rizen]

I like dragons and Charizard looks like a dragon. *shrug*

 

[KuroganeHammer]

what's the difference?

its a fate worse than death

 

[Soul.]

So quiet.
Guess I'll be fighting scrubs on FG.

 

[Estel Elessar]

So quiet.
Guess I'll be fighting scrubs on FG.

I think I like the boards best at 4AM EST because I can actually keep up with the conversation

 

[Fuji'n]

My sleep schedule is bad now, it's cause I get off of work late and don't feel like going to bed.

I also have to stay up and finish reading A Clash of Kings so Nicole can borrow it.


At least we get to talk to Aero now.

 

[Soul.]

I think I like the boards best at 4AM EST because I can actually keep up with the conversation

I like them when they're quiet lol

 

[KuroganeHammer]

At least we get to talk to Aero now.

Yay!

I just cooked dinner and i made a huge M E S S and it wasnt enough for me to eat so now I am going to maccas

 

[Fuji'n]

I have no idea idea what a maccas is, and is it night time there?
I thought it was like noon or something.

I could just google these things but no.

 

[Rickster]

@evmaxy54 LOL I just got the replay you shared.

Jab is too OP.