Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Lavani]

Heights are all over the board in here

6'2" reporting

 

[HeroMystic]

I'm 5'9".

Good enough for me.

 

[SBphiloz4]

Tbh all these height measurements will be recorded for safe-keeping for future use in my Zelda social fanfics.

Knowing that we have adorable shorties and giants in this place makes describing physical appearances all the better~

 

[FullMoon]

It's been a while since I've measured myself but I think I'm about 5'10

 

[Ffamran]

I'm about the same height as Michael J. Fox and Daniel Radcliffe.

 

[Berserker.]

Ever get that feeling where you really want to play but you're too bummed out to do so?

Yes. Very much yes.

Omg we have 5"9' sisterns

* @ Berserker. is also 5"9'*

I'm 5'9".

Good enough for me.

L
E
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[Alacion]

I also have really small hands and feet. Handshakes make me very self-conscious.

 

[Furret]

Tbh all these height measurements will be recorded for safe-keeping for future use in my Zelda social fanfics.

Knowing that we have adorable shorties and giants in this place makes describing physical appearances all the better~

****

 

[Trieste SP]

It's hilarious being Asian and short. People tend to think I'm way younger than my actual age.

Once someone mistook me as a 14 year old. lol

 

[UkeNicky]

Omg, I too am 5'9" :D
I wish I was a lil shorter sometimes but es okii

 

[Furret]

It's hilarious being Asian and short. People tend to think I'm way younger than my actual age.

Once someone mistook me as a 14 year old. lol

I mistake everyone on the internet as a 14 year old boy

 

[Tilk]

Reminds me of the freaking blizzard we got here around Maryland in late March to early April (can't remember now) last year, that buried us in around twenty-two inches of snow and put the whole area in a state of emergency.

Like. This is supposed to happen in DECEMBER. Or January, or February. But March and April?
Mother Nature, take some xanax. You need it.

Kinda late on responding. Whoopsie.

Here in Michigan, the winter always returns when you least expect it, or overstays it's welcome way too often.

I actually really enjoy winter, while do understand why people hate it, guess I just like the cold better.

I've heard things out Northwest are worse but if it's any worse than Winter in Michigan I'd hate to see it.

 

[SBphiloz4]

lmao

 

[Tilk]

It's hilarious being Asian and short. People tend to think I'm way younger than my actual age.

Once someone mistook me as a 14 year old. lol

You think you have it hard?

I'm Korean/Irish so if you can imagine that, congrats.

The thing is that I'm essentially always the shortest one around and in my groups of friends so I get singled out way too often.

It's also really hard for me to be taken seriously when I go to tournaments, and if it isn't people wondering what a 4'11 girl is doing at a smash tourney, it's usually a bunch of creepy guys trying desperately to hit on me. -.-

 

[berserker00]

lmao

Lucky Mario since he's the only one without a low tier princess

 

[Furret]

Kinda late on responding. Whoopsie.

Here in Michigan, the winter always returns when you least expect it, or overstays it's welcome way too often.

I actually really enjoy winter, while do understand why people hate it, guess I just like the cold better.

I've heard things out Northwest are worse but if it's any worse than Winter in Michigan I'd hate to see it.

trust me North dakota sucks in the winter (family lives there it can suck visiting for Christmas). It's dry, cold and windy, ugh
I can't stand wind, I'm ok with winter :D

lmao

more marth/zelda propaganda

It's also really hard for me to be taken seriously when I go to tournaments, and if it isn't people wondering what a 4'11 girl is doing at a smash tourney, it's usually a bunch of creepy guys trying desperately to hit on me. -.-

lol, could only imagine

 

[SBphiloz4]

It's also really hard for me to be taken seriously when I go to tournaments, and if it isn't people wondering what a 4'11 girl is doing at a smash tourney, it's usually a bunch of creepy guys trying desperately to hit on me. -.-

*sigh* Smash community being stupid as always. And people wonder why we get a negative impression from outsiders. :/

I could imagine how hard it is for ya, sis. But if Smash is your passion, don't let people get into your head saying that you can't pursue it. If you can make a name for yourself, your community should most definitely look at you in a different light. I feel fortunate that my Smash comm is really friendly, supportive and inclusive (at least, the Sm4sh part of the comm, Melee is lol), but I can see that other people might have a more difficult bunch of people around them. Don't give up! We all support ya, so don't be afraid to follow your passion if that's what you really want to do. It will be challenging at first, but if there's one thing Smash should do, it is that it sets differences to the side to make the most out of entertainment. Best of luck to you gorl~

 

[Berserker.]

*sigh* Smash community being stupid as always. And people wonder why we get a negative impression from outsiders. :/

Smash 4 is pretty much what made it even worse for the community *sigh*

 

[Tilk]

*sigh* Smash community being stupid as always. And people wonder why we get a negative impression from outsiders. :/

I could imagine how hard it is for ya, sis. But if Smash is your passion, don't let people get into your head saying that you can't pursue it. If you can make a name for yourself, your community should most definitely look at you in a different light. I feel fortunate that my Smash comm is really friendly, supportive and inclusive (at least, the Sm4sh part of the comm, Melee is lol), but I can see that other people might have a more difficult bunch of people around them. Don't give up! We all support ya, so don't be afraid to follow your passion if that's what you really want to do. It will be challenging at first, but if there's one thing Smash should do, it is that it sets differences to the side to make the most out of entertainment. Best of luck to you gorl~

While I can't really type much now that I'm working, I'd still like to say thank you!! X3

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

I set my C-Stick to tilts and I can't even
Literally 3 5 7 9
It's like learning Smash all over again
On top of that, I'm learning a new character
:v

 

[Lavani]

Tried Mewtwo on FG for the first time

got fireball camped by a Mario and realized life sucks when you're Mewtwo and your opponent doesn't approach

on the bright side I got a fully charged Shadow Ball double reflect KO, that was amusing

 

[SBphiloz4]

Smash 4 is pretty much what made it even worse for the community *sigh*

The smash community is pretty cancerous at times

Melee:
- "MELEE IZ DA UNLY TRU SMESH GAEM"
- "You play Tr4sh? you must be suck"
- "Tr4sh is all about timeouts scrubs smh"
- "nu waevdush or L-cuncel? must be bad game lol"
- "every1 is a scrub"
- 20XX

Sm4sh
- BAN
- BAN
- NERF
- whurs Ridley?
- 1 STOCK GAME PLX 2 STOCK TOO LONG
- but 2 stock tho?
- BAN
- NERF
- NERF
- CUSTOMS OR NO CUSTOMS IDK
- Rosalina waifufegs
- BAN
- wow someone got nerfed. NOW LET'S NERF MORE CHARA PLX
- BAN

Brawl
*silence*

In general
- Melee is da future
- nu Sm4sh is da future
- u suck no u suck
- well that's okay, it's called "pot" money for a reason :^) (this actually is a problem in my region lol)
- time to exclude people because they aren't tall white guys that don't use deodorant

*sigh*

 

[evmaxy54]

You think you have it hard?

I'm Korean/Irish so if you can imagine that, congrats.

The thing is that I'm essentially always the shortest one around and in my groups of friends so I get singled out way too often.

It's also really hard for me to be taken seriously when I go to tournaments, and if it isn't people wondering what a 4'11 girl is doing at a smash tourney, it's usually a bunch of creepy guys trying desperately to hit on me. -.-

So you're telling me

You're are both ginger & Asian???

:O

 

[Kofu]

I'm 5'6.

Yes, I'm short. But I'm also stocky with broad shoulders lol.

 

[Macchiato]

Thinking of maining ZSS

 

[Tilk]

So you're telling me

You're are both ginger & Asian???

:O

Nope. Brunette. Lol.

I do happen to have quite a few Ginger friends from when I lived in Ireland though. XD

The smash community is pretty cancerous at times

Heyyyyy....

 

[warionumbah2]

Yes, I'm short. But I'm also stocky with broad shoulders lol.

That's how it should be!!

How come Murican Street Fighters have catchy theme tunes? Bias i say.

I need a clean version of this in my life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOq0Cd1VI7Y

 

[WillLi]

lmao

I love Ike's expression he looks so unamused like he's saying "Really? This **** is getting old."

 

[Trieste SP]

You think you have it hard?

I'm Korean/Irish so if you can imagine that, congrats.

The thing is that I'm essentially always the shortest one around and in my groups of friends so I get singled out way too often.

It's also really hard for me to be taken seriously when I go to tournaments, and if it isn't people wondering what a 4'11 girl is doing at a smash tourney, it's usually a bunch of creepy guys trying desperately to hit on me. -.-

Don't worry.

I'm just as short as you. So I know how it feel being the shortest among all my friends. This goes the same in tournaments, I'm always the shortest person there. At first, they were teasing me about my height. But I showed them by making in the top 10 with Zelda.

After that they never bothered me again. Oh and ignore the people that bother you. I did the same with my rival.
Being short is sorta tough but you just have to live with it.

 

[SBphiloz4]

I love Ike's expression he looks so unamused like he's saying "Really? This **** is getting old."

TBH Xwill always be the true Smash ship. :^)

Speaking of ships. Isn't there like a Smash shipping tier list based on shippability and fandom?

DISGUSTING AND FILTHY


A


B


B-


C
(the latter two are more or less shipped with their own worshippers smh)

D


E
everyone else

 

[Tilk]

Don't worry. I'm just as short as you. So I know how it feel being the shortest among all my friends. This goes the same in tournaments, I'm always the shortest person there. At first, they were teasing me about my height. But I showed them by making in the top 10 with Zelda.

After that they never bothered me again. Oh and ignore the people that bother you. I did the same with my rival.

Again, a little difficult when I'm constantly singled out, but I guess you're right.

And I mean I COULD block MY rival out... If only he wasn't a RosaLuma main... Which as we all know is such a GREAT match-up against Mega Man. -.-

Did I also mention he's cocky and arrogant? Despite me being able to beat him more often than he does me?

I've actually entered 2 Tourney's as Zelda recently, being promptly booted out after my first couple matches... XD

 

[Trieste SP]

Again, a little difficult when I'm constantly singled out, but I guess you're right.

And I mean I COULD block MY rival out... If only he wasn't a RosaLuma main... Which as we all know is such a GREAT match-up against Mega Man. -.-

Did I also mention he's cocky and arrogant? Despite me being able to beat him more often than he does me?

I've actually entered 2 Tourney's as Zelda recently, being promptly booted out after my first couple matches... XD

Haha, just ignore people like that. However, my rival pretty much beats me most of the time with . It's also the reason I'm pretty salty over custom sonic.

Yeah... Zelda has a hard playstyle. It's hard to do well with her.

At least, you're not a guy. Being a 4'11 tall man is not that great at all.

 

[Tilk]

Haha, just ignore people like that. However, my rival pretty much beats me most of the time with . It's also the reason I'm pretty salty over custom sonic.

Yeah... Zelda has a hard playstyle. It's hard to do well with her.

At least, you're not a guy. Being a 4'11 tall man is not that great at all.

Yeah, I know I probably haven't made it too public but I'm also a Sonic fangirl... which I'll bet a lot of people don't particularly appreciate since his games have declined in recent years... But I get Even MORE hate when I actually attempt to use Cust. Sonic.

And I'll imagine it isn't that easy since you're a guy, but then again, you don't have to deal with pervy guys who're obsessed with Loli and all that. -.-

But at least I don't usually find people shorter than me that I find attractive. That would be a problem.

 

[HeroMystic]

I'm a pretty big Sonic fan myself, and while his games have declined, they're still good fun.

 

[Trieste SP]

Yeah, I know I probably haven't made it too public but I'm also a Sonic fangirl... which I'll bet a lot of people don't particularly appreciate since his games have declined in recent years... But I get Even MORE hate when I actually attempt to use Cust. Sonic.

And I'll imagine it isn't that easy since you're a guy, but then again, you don't have to deal with pervy guys who're obsessed with Loli and all that. -.-

But at least I don't usually find people shorter than me that I find attractive. That would be a problem.

Sonic games haven't really been good these days. Quite a shame.

It's actually quite the opposite for me. Because of my height it's harder to actually find a mate.

 

[Soul.]

The smash community is pretty cancerous at times

Melee:
- "MELEE IZ DA UNLY TRU SMESH GAEM"
- "You play Tr4sh? you must be suck"
- "Tr4sh is all about timeouts scrubs smh"
- "nu waevdush or L-cuncel? must be bad game lol"
- "every1 is a scrub"
- 20XX

Sm4sh
- BAN
- BAN
- NERF
- whurs Ridley?
- 1 STOCK GAME PLX 2 STOCK TOO LONG
- but 2 stock tho?
- BAN
- NERF
- NERF
- CUSTOMS OR NO CUSTOMS IDK
- Rosalina waifufegs
- BAN
- wow someone got nerfed. NOW LET'S NERF MORE CHARA PLX
- BAN

Brawl
*silence*

In general
- Melee is da future
- nu Sm4sh is da future
- u suck no u suck
- well that's okay, it's called "pot" money for a reason :^) (this actually is a problem in my region lol)
- time to exclude people because they aren't tall white guys that don't use deodorant

*sigh*

You know, you forgot "3DS sucks. 3DS is for casuals. If you use 3DS you're a poor scrub".

 

[EODM07]

Good evening ladies. How is everyone doing?

I see we're talking about SANIC and shipping.

Last Sonic game I enjoyed playing that was canon was Sonic Generations. Good game, non-canon I think it was either Riders on the Gamecube or Black Knight. :V

TBH Xwill always be the true Smash ship. :^)

Speaking of ships. Isn't there like a Smash shipping tier list based on shippability and fandom?

DISGUSTING AND FILTHY


A


B


B-


C
(the latter two are more or less shipped with their own worshippers smh)

D


E
everyone else

Don't worry, I still ship Palucina and WFT x Mac. (Also, I remember someone reading a bad fanfic that was X where Ike became a catboy. It's on YouTube, I'll probably go find it.)

 

[Trieste SP]

Brawl
*silence*

Cries

 

[Tilk]

Sonic games haven't really been good these days. Quite a shame.

It's actually quite the opposite for me. Because of my height it's harder to actually find a mate.

Well there in lies ANOTHER problem... I'm gay. XD

So while I probably wouldn't have a hard time with guys, I'm usually shorter then any other girls around me... And it feels incredibly odd when I find girls taller then me attractive. Guess it's just my supposed superiority complex I've been told I have.

And yeah... I love Sonic games still... But Boom and Lost World are making me lose hope... (Sonic Heroes on PS2 is actually what got me into video games.)

At least the soundtrack is always awesome regardless. (Excluding Boom Obviously.)

 

[Soul.]

Last good Sonic game was Generations. Colors was the **** (by **** I mean good).
Storybook series = lol, no thanks. I got tired of hearing Sonic's stupid voice in those games.
Sonic Adventure and Adventure 2 were also good.
Ow the Edge was eh. Music good. Heroes is decent.