Your favorite quotes/lines

[Firus]

Lots of NewsRadio quotes...(TV show from the '90s)

"Wait a minute Joe...if what you're saying is true, then I...still don't care..."
-Dave

"Dave, we're not trying to circumvent it, we're just trying to go around it!"
-Beth

"You're obviously crippled by mental illness!"
-Bill (more funny in context)

"You ripped out its heart and shoved it down its throat. Then you put the whole thing through a meat grinder. Then you cooked it up, ate it with a spoon, and barfed it back onto a cassette."
-Bill

"You got more paranoid fantasies than Stephen King on crack."
-Mr. James

"'Anywho', he continues, 'that about wraps it up for me. Good luck, take care of each other, and I'll...see you all when you get to wherever it is that I am now..."
-A letter from Bill after his death, read by Dave

Now for some lyrics...

"On a mountain he sits/Not of gold, but of ****/Through the blood he can run, see the life that he took/From a council of one he'll decide when he's done with the innocent/On his face is a map of the world..."
-From Yesterday by 30 Seconds to Mars

"And the clouds above move closer/Looking so dissatisfied/And the ground below grew colder/As they put you down inside/But the heartless wind kept blowing, blowing."
-Valentine's Day by Linkin Park

"Use me as you will/Pull my strings just for a thrill/And I know I'll be okay/Though my skies are turning grey, grey/I will never let you fall/I'll stand up with you forever/I'll be there for you through it all/Even if saving you sends me to heaven."
-Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

"When we were only kids/And our time couldn't end/And how tall did we stand/With the world in our hands?"
-Shadows and Regrets by Yellowcard

"It's just like being alone..."
-Kill by Jimmy Eat World

"So go on, love/Leave while there's still hope for escape/Got to take what you can these days/There's so much ahead/And so much regret/I know what you want to say/I know it but can't help feeling differently/I loved you, and I should have said it/But tell me, just what has it ever meant?"
-Kill by Jimmy Eat World

"You should see the canals are freezing/You should see me high/You should just be here/Be with me here/It doesn't seem there's hope for me, I let you down/But I won't give in now not for any amount/Don't it feel like sunshine after all?/The world we loved, forever gone..."
-The World You Love by Jimmy Eat World

"I've been burning in water/And drowning in flames..."
-Under the Rose by HIM

"You'll sit alone forever/If you wait for the right time/What are you hoping for?/I'm here, I'm now, I'm ready/Holding on tight/Don't give away the end/The one thing that stays mine..."
-23 by Jimmy Eat World

Lots of lyrics as well...

Also, one last quote;

"Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-Ferris Bueller, from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

[Micahc]

"There is no candy center in the middle of the world"
-Showbread

I love that band...

 

[Weed]

warring for peace is like f*cking for virginity

 

[Deleted member]

"Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll; And if we get no tolls then we get no rolls.
I made that up meself."
--Little John, Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
--Dr. Rumack, Airplane!

 

[Recognize]

Im suprised no one said this yet but....


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[The Mano Games VII]

8-bit theater:

Sloth: Fighter, you have been relying on nothing but your skills for too long. Every day you foolishly rely on them instead of seeking to improve them. If you wish to defeat me, you must learn to use your mind as well as your power so that-

(Fighter suddenly slashes Sloth to pieces)

Fighter: My mind told me this way would be faster.

 

[applejack]

I have a lot..a LOT. So I'll break post a few at a time.

(for the sake of irony)
You do not need to quote great men to prove you are one.
Abigail Adams from the recent HBO series "John Adams".

Is War an Interlude of Peace, or Peace an Interlude of War?

What other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart! What jailor so inexorable as one's self?
-Nathaniel Hawthorne

Do not go gentle into that good night
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
-Dylan Thomas

I'm just seeing shadows and shapes!
-Brian Regan
(this has special significance becuase my eyesight is terrible, and I've felt like this a lot)

 

[xRisingForce]

Owain Bennalack -
"It's evidence that gaming still occupies a cultural ghetto that Shigeru Miyamoto isn't a household name."

Mohandas Ghandi -
"The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems."

Fulton J. Sheen-
"Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius."

C.S. Lewis -
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."

Mother Teresa -
"You could spend years building something that could be broken overnight- build anyway."

 

[applejack]

Here are a few more:
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
-Mark Twain

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
-Mark Twain

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain

 

[~rh]

Watch ou Bucko. I don't want ya ta get hurt nah.

-some random guy I met at age 10

 

[Icetrash]

"What is this? A centre for ants!? It has to be atleast....three times bigger!" - Zoolander

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

since i am no longer driving to school and waiting for classes to start i have not been listing to as much music so my post will slow down a little

so drunk in the august sun and your the kind of girl i like because your empty and i'm empty and you can never quarantine the past
"Pavement"

look i think if these guys are so great why can't they take this place and take it straight why always stoned like hippy jonny's i'm staight and i want to take his place i'm certainly not stoned
"The Mondern Lovers"

baby I would leave for the person you used to be
"voxtrot"

 

[Deleted member]

"Hey, it's not heights I'm afraid of; It's parents!"
--Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, High Anxiety

 

[Zero Beat]

"Whenever a friend suceeds, a little something in me dies."
- Gore Vidal

 

[Sandoggg]

"If practice makes perfect, and no one's perfect, why practice?"

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

 

[Viroxor]

"Being arrogant and better than everyone else is my nature. Don't hate me for it."-Me

More favorites:

"Trombones, play louder."
"You asked for it."

"Did I ask you to play an improv solo?"
"Did I ask you to be a *****?"

"There's two kinds of people: right-handed people and broken people."

"Mellophones are the dingleberries on the butthairs of our band."

And quotes from other people. Most of them are from movies.

"Do you think that's air you're breathing?"-The Matrix.

Anything Agent Smith said in The Matrix.

*While convicts are listening to Sweet Home Alabama after escaping* "Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."-Con Air.

"You cheated."
"Pirate."-Pirates of the Carribean

Anything V said in V For Vendetta.

 

[The Dinkoman]

"No, dont hang it in a tree!" "why not?" "Cause bears dont eat ****!"
- The movie Wild Hogs

funniest quote in da world

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

I am going to go home and have sex with with my wife
(clue the movie)

he could lick 'em by smiling
David Bowie

songs mean alot when songs are bought and so are you
Pavement

 

[mzink*]

I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by. ~ Jack Sparrow

 

[applejack]

I've tried to load this page and every time (except now, of course) it would never load. I hate dial-up.
:

All things must come to an end
-Proverb

The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention.
DUGUET

There's no reason we can't be civil.
-King Leonidas (300)

Envy leads to anger, anger leads to hate.
-Yoda

You go to certain death. - Balian
All death is certain. - Hospitaller
- From Kingdom of Heaven

Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. - Hospitaller
-From Kingdom of Heaven.

You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.
- From V for Vendetta

I have not come for what you hoped to do. I've come for what you did.
-V from V for Vendetta

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
-V from V for Vendetta

Evey Hammond: Is everything a joke to you, Gordon?
Gordon Deitrich: Only the things that matter.
- From V for Vendetta

Masquerade, paper faces on parade.
Hide your face so the world will never find you.
-From Phantom of the Opera

 

[Melee1]

I main the iceclimbers.

 

[applejack]

A few more:

The tears I might have shed for your dark fate grow cold and turn to tears of hate!
-Phantom of the Opera

Why you ask was I bound and chained in this cold and dismal place? Not for any mortal sin, but the wickedness of my abhored face!
-Phantom of the Opera

Angel of Music, you decieved me.
-Phantom of the Opera

Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you, you are not alone!
-Phantom of the Opera

They stumble that run fast.
-Friar from Romeo and Juliet.

Two such opposed kings encamp them still
In man as well as herbs, grace and rude will;
-Romeo and Juliet

 

[Vicious Delicious]

More quotes...

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. [...] now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
--rude French Soldier, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"The truth hurts so bad
Wouldn't you say?
So why tell it?
If ignorance is bliss
Then I'm in heaven now"
--'3's and 7's' by Queens of the Stone Age

"Bumblebee, stop lubricating the human."
--Optimus Prime, Transformers (2007)

"WTF! WTF! And the F is the F word!"
--Hilary, good friend of mine

"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."
--Joseph Heller

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.”
--Danny Kaye

 

[Cat Fight]

"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." - Voltair

"If you believe in Hell, you're probably already there." - Lothar

 

[Zero Beat]

Do not go gentle into that good night
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
-Dylan Thomas

That is a great poem!

 

[QUIVO]

"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it. "

Opening lines from The Departed. Of course it was shortened..

 

[applejack]

That is a great poem!

That is one of my favorite poems.

"Power is not a means; it is an end."
-from 1984

"If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds worth of distance run
Yours is the earth and all that's on it
And- which is more- you'll be a man, my son."
-Rudyard Kipling
(I did this from memory, so I'm not sure if the thid line is correct)

"O Captain, my Captain our fearful trip is done
The ship has weather'd every rack the prize we sought it won
the port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exhualting
The eye follows the steady keel, grim and daring
but heart, heart
O the bleeding drops of red
for on the deck my captain lies
fallen cold and dead
-Walt Whitman
(again from memory, so I'm not sure about the fourth line)

Do something unexpected!

Free men set themselves free.
-James Oppenheim.

Its better to say too much than never to say what you need to say again.
-John Mayer

Though terrors o'ertake us
We'll not be afraid.
No power can unmake us
Save that which has made.
Nor yet beyond reason
Or hope shall we fall-
All things have their season
And Mercy crowns all!
-Rudyard Kipling

My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends---
It gives a lovely light!
-First Fig

Let us be reckless of our worlds and worlds,
And spend them freely as the tree his leaves;
And give them where the giving is most blest.
What should we save them for.-a night of frost?...
All lost for nothing, and ourselves a ghost
-From One Star Fell and Another

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

wam bam thank you ma'am
(david Bowie)

rodeo clowns save lives every day
(the incredible hulk tv show)

i'm the only one who laughs at your jokes when they are so bad and your jokes are always bad but there not as bad as this
(pavement)

 

[Deleted member]

"Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?"
"Well, it does, actually, that's what breaking up is."
Stacy and Wayne from Wayne's World

 

[Plazma]

show me your moves
its over 9000
its attached to your rod motherlicka(old greg)
what is today but yesterday's tomorrow
one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it(or something like that) from kung fu panda

 

[notftomearth7]

Leeroy Jenkins!


"I love leprechauns!" John Bradshaw Layfield

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

Architecture students are like virgins with an itch they cannot scratch,Never build a building till you're 50
what kind of life is that?
(pavement)

And I'm checking out the ***** The assets that attract us To anything that moves
(pavement)

But I know what I want I know it's behind me behind my western mind and it's so new it's so new.
(pavement)

 

[BrawlBro]

man ive heard some good qoutes in my day....



"I have spent so much time
folding bad cards and eating my words
ive said some awful things to some real good people
that now i no longer have a problem admitting when i am wrong
and can just sit back and wait for the next deal to come
and if the worst thing in my life
is long-*** rides and hug filled good-byes
and i can still be mystified
by pretty smiles, crushes and mix tapes
then i guess things really arent so bad"


--

"Rather let me fail, than never to have tried at all.
Come what may, nothing short of death will see me cry defeat.

Rule every moment. Seize every day.
By storm. By the throat. With every breath I take."

--

"There is no way to peace, peace IS the way
There is no way to love, love IS the way
There is no way to happiness, happiness IS the way"

--

"You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice

You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path thats clear
I will choose free will"
----

"What happened to integrity?
I dont see it on MTV
All I see is choreography
..And I'll never be a dancer"

---



I can throw these at you guys all day but thats it for now

 

[DH_Ninja]

Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare you *Honking sound* Say what one more time!

-Pulp Fiction

 

[Deleted member]

Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare you *Honking sound* Say what one more time!

-Pulp Fiction

If you watched "Pokemon: ALL STAR" (It's been taken down), you will have heard Misty shout that line in one of the episodes. Also, Ash was Stewie Griffin, Prof. Oak was Strong Bad, etc.

 

[E123Omega]

"There comes a time, when even gods must die."

Lex Luthor - Superman Doomsday

 

[Pluvia's other account]

The best quotes are the funny quotes, who wants to hear a depressing quote? I'm already living life, I don't want to hear someone else moaning about it.

Anyway,

"You're too slow!!" -Sonic.

 

[Moy]

A quote from Cool Runnings:

*Sanka is breathing in -25 degree weather*

Derrice: "Sanka, what you smokin'?"

Sanka: "I'm not smokin', I'm breathin'"

Gets me every time

 

[Firus]

I've got some more.

"But there was a silence, a deafening silence/More brilliant than anything..."
-Begin Again From the Beginning by The Ataris

"And we'll walk from this dark room for the last time"
-Open Your Eyes by Snow Patrol

(I don't know what it is about this line, it's just awesome to me.)

"I will run the streets and hostile lands/I will touch the rain with all I have/I will breathe the air, to scream it loud/My feet will never touch the ground"
-Heaven by Angels & Airwaves

"And the world will begin/Exactly how it ends"
-Heaven by Angels & Airwaves

 

[rhan]

"They say life's a teacher, your gonna get tested." - Common

"Don't hesitate. When the time comes act." - Wolf (Starfox Assult)

"OH SH- THE COPS!" - Superbad

Superbad FTW