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You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

Xaltis

Smash Hero
Joined
May 16, 2009
Messages
6,587
Location
Lake Worth Florida
i know xaltis IRL and honestly i ****ing hate the kid man. hes always ****ing bouncing around, wearing hats, getting into mischief which leads to some serious trouble amongst friends later on, has the wierdest bluff troll face when ppl find out hes trolling and worst of all he likes brawl like wtf srsly. melee 4 lyf
lolol I'll kill you XD

Yo whens the next time you coming over? Saturday? YOU KNOW WE GOTTA BRAWL EVERY SATURDAY!
 

@TKbreezy

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Location
Nottingham, MD
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I lost to Mikes because it took me about 4 mins to get it and then I just died


mike I Owe you a hug at G6 if you still going
 

ph00tbag

C(ϾᶘϿ)Ͻ
Joined
Mar 16, 2007
Messages
7,245
Location
NC
There's an arm attached to that butt.
The implication is that trolls only have those tools necessary to their existence. The trollface is actually just a vestigial face that has deformed into a puckish grimace. Trolls don't need any of the functions a face normally provides (not even eyes, since they don't really read your posts anyway). They need arms and hands to type, but little more, which is why they are so emaciated. The most notable feature is the enlarged buttocks, whose sole purpose is to constantly spew **** everywhere. The presence of all of this **** is meant to induce vomiting in the troll's victims. The troll eats the vomit through the anus, and produces more **** within the colon by removing anything beneficial from the vomit, before ****ting it all back out.
 

~Twitch~

Smash Master
Joined
Jul 12, 2009
Messages
4,106
Location
cullowhee, nc western carolina university
The implication is that trolls only have those tools necessary to their existence. The trollface is actually just a vestigial face that has deformed into a puckish grimace. Trolls don't need any of the functions a face normally provides (not even eyes, since they don't really read your posts anyway). They need arms and hands to type, but little more, which is why they are so emaciated. The most notable feature is the enlarged buttocks, whose sole purpose is to constantly spew **** everywhere. The presence of all of this **** is meant to induce vomiting in the troll's victims. The troll eats the vomit through the anus, and produces more **** within the colon by removing anything beneficial from the vomit, before ****ting it all back out.
wow whoever made that pic is really smart to have thought of all this.
 

TommyG

Smash Rookie
Joined
Jul 5, 2007
Messages
1
Lol I dont try to troll. People just get mad when I post. I don't know why.

In before getting ignored like a boss ;-)
 

Ocean

Smash Master
Joined
Nov 19, 2007
Messages
3,810
Slippi.gg
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xaltis claims to be a troll while tommy g claims not be a troll yet they both say the same thing in situations
 
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