You know you're horrible at Brawl when...

[Elitist Competitive Tourney Phag]

- You use items

 

[InvincibleAgent]

You go for every hammer when you see it.

 

[Pi]

When:

You believe that the only reason you lost is because your char is a lower tier than their char!

 

[theJollity]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Ezpgf0fE8U

Oh frick I just about died laughing!

You go back to Melee after playing Brawl for less than a month.

Sounds like a load of butthurt to me.

When:

You believe that the only reason you lost is because your char is a lower tier than their char!

YES!


You also know you're horrible at Super Smash Bros in general when you can rock at Brawl/Melee but completely suck at the original version when someone challenges you to it.

By the way guys, what is a Pity Final Smash?

 

[PCHU]

You KNOW you suck when you...
+Try to kill any legendary pokemon, and get KO'd in the midst.
+When you can't beat a lv 1 Jigglypuff.
+When you start complaining about your own projectiles.
+When you try to grab a bomb-omb in sudden death.
+When you kill yourself with your own C4.
+Get KO'd while saying "you're too slow!".
+Think that ROB is cool.
+Wonder where Naruto is on the roster.
+Think that a goldeen is the best pokemon.
+Think that Lucario sucks.
+Can't win with Wolf.
+DI off stage and don't make it back.
+You run off stage, fail the spike to an opponent who would've died anyway, and kill yourself before he dies.
+You get more than one Pity smash.
+You MISS with more than one pity smash.
+You spam Kirby's rock.
+You spam Ike's Aether.
+You suicide after eating superspicy curry.
+You call everyone OP.
+You give up after a match with a n00b.
+You call any sort of movement a wavedash.
+You jump up and down saying you're SHFFLing.
+You believe aerials and special attacks are banned from tournaments.

That's all, and I think I went off topic.

 

[antimatter]

^ the only one i disagree with is Lucario. he's too slow!

 

[theJollity]

You KNOW you suck when you...
+Wonder where Naruto is on the roster.

Please don't tell me somebody actually did this.

 

[The Executive]

-You insisting on playing your brother's T. Link with Lucas and getting manhandled four times in a row. You refuse to let him change characters (to freaking WARIO, who should be a piece of cake), and throw a fit when he leaves.

Man, you gotta love younger siblings.

 

[Frown]

DOING DOWN+B IN INCONVENIENT PLACES WITH YOSHI OR BOWSER​

There, I said it.

 

[Firus]

+Think that ROB is cool.

I take umbrage to that, R.O.B. is cool, if it weren't for him, video games might not even be around. Plus, if you know how to use him in Brawl, he's good. The other ones, I agree with.

By the way guys, what is a Pity Final Smash?

Let me quote Sakurai directly, from the Dojo: "And then there’s an element known as the Pity Final Smash. Once a significant point advantage is reached, the losing player is given a bonus chance. When you get this, you will reappear after a KO in Final Smash standby mode."

Hope that answers your question.

 

[FishkeeperTimmay!]

You suck at Brawl when:

You insist Ganon is the best character
You think that Sonic is unstoppable
You think Heavy Gravity Mode is the most competitive mode
You think that any tactic is "cheap" and should be banned
You believe you've "broke" the metagame
You think you can create a perfect tier list

 

[Heavenly Spoon]

- When you seem to think skill is based on which character you play or when you are unable to win using any character without spamable projectiles.

-you use jigglypuff haha.

When you pick jiggs or ganon.

 

[itsameSMB]

-When you get done in by a footstool jump
-When you get smashed with a homerun bat
-When you get hit by the Ultimate Chimera
-When you break your sheild when no one is attacking you
-When you get KO'ed while using a starman

 

[wazgood]

when you lose to someone using a wiimote...


without batteries

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

-You get 4-Stocked by a half-full sippy cup of chocolate milk.

 

[ThatInsaneKid]

You know you suck at Brawl (and life, in general) when you ask where, in the name of Sakurai, Master Chief is in the Brawl Roster, why he isn't in Smash Bros., or included him in your Roster Wishlist for Brawl.

This statement is also true for Naruto and those of his franchise, any other Anime chracter who has appeared in a video game, and every character that has appeared in a Playstation- or Microsoft-specific game.

Oh, the horror of just remembering such people... It almost makes me want to cry. :o

 

[TICO]

- When you get 2 straight goldeens in a row
- Play as sonic

 

[LOL_Master]

oooooooo i wanna post in this thread too!!!!

 

[Whiteface]

You suck at Brawl when:

You insist Ganon is the best character
You think that Sonic is unstoppable
You think Heavy Gravity Mode is the most competitive mode
You think that any tactic is "cheap" and should be banned
You believe you've "broke" the metagame
You think you can create a perfect tier list

I don't think this statement could have anymore truth to it even if it tried.

 

[Marie_54]

-You think Sonic is the Best or Worst character.

-You can't beat a guy/girl in a tent with wooden stakes.

-You think final smashes are the best part of brawl and when using them, you yell something like MORTAL/BANKAI/ *insert Naruto thing* !!!!!!!!

-You frequently ask "How do i recover!?!?!?"

- You knock someone off stage and taunt instead of edge guarding.

- You can't use a smash attack because pressing 2 buttons simultaniously is waaaaaaay too hard.

- "There's a shield button!?"

- You are playing a stock match and when people die you don't "tea-bag" them.
(jk lol)




(btw i like Bleach but i hate final smashes)

 

[Freezrbrn]

you blame lag and you aren't playing online.

 

[InvincibleAgent]

You play as Marth. Only.

 

[Jamaz]

You fast fall through the ledge and don't realize what happened until the 5th or so time you've done it.

<--

 

[MarthTrinity]

-When you wonder why your character keeps disappearing when they stand on that big red guy in the corner...
-When the Fish in the Summit KO's you more than your opponent.
-When you get KO'd by Poppant.
-When you get crushed between an elevator and the ceiling

Spoiler

yay for having done that

.
-When Slippy Toad decides says HE could do better, summons HIS Landmaster and proceeds to 3-stock you.
-When you wonder when Master Hand got so blue and human like.
-When you Toon Link dair suicide.

Spoiler

In Green Hill Zone

-When STAFY KO's you.

 

[majora_787]

-when you ask for help in a way that sounds like a dirty joke

Spoiler

younger cousin -_-

-when you think lucario is better than mewtwo. the reality is that they need to both be in the next SSB so we can find out with violence.
-when you fall to your death...in SMI...

Spoiler

Don't ask how <_<

-when you say you ARE the metagame, challenge a supersmasher like gimpy, lose, and think that your still better than them and insist that the other person use your disc/wii/memorycard

Spoiler

every day of my life I'm asked to do this <_< not kidding

-when you go to a friend's house and laugh at them for not unlocking all of the characters and not knowing anything about the game, but then you insist on showing them how to unlock geomon, sasuke and inuyasha

Spoiler

Unfortunatly, the one that happened was the last one -_-

-When you lead a crew that's better than you are.
-When you go in a 4-way brawl and spam sonic's A combo -_-""

That's all I have for now <_<

 

[Anu-nxus]

- You knock someone off stage and taunt instead of edge guarding.

::Taunt is Edge Guarding::
-You get OK'ed by Luigi's taunt.

-You train against level 9 computers.
-You ->+B and die.
-You start the match thinking your the other guy and run off the ledge.
-You press start to screw-up your opponent.
-You play 1-player mode on Easy.
-You play your roommates on Online mode so it lags because its the only way you can beat them.

 

[PCHU]

Umm......I play against Lv.9s, and have some pretty good matches.
If you beat them with actual skill rather than cowardice, that's not sucking.
And I played 1 Player mode on Easy. Best way to quickly unlock characters back in the Melee days.

Now, if you had said that you're the best because you beat Classic with one life remaining (starting with 5, but used more than one continue) on Easy, THAT'S when you know you suck.

Intense All Star is another story, accident galore.
I was gimp'd SEVERAL times, and that cost me OVER 9000 (not really, more like 800) coins. It wasn't even funny, I was close to quitting, because it was starting to get stupid. I mean, 78% within 5 SECONDS?

 

[Deleted member]

~When you get KO'd...as Super Sonic.

Spoiler

Try going off the screen as him, I dare ya.

~You believe MK, Marth, Ike, Jigglypuff, and Lucario's down-bs are useless.
~You think Tabuu is the best playable character in the game.

 

[Siamese Lizard]

-You think Melee(The broken glitch game) is better than Brawl.

 

[Firus]

- When you get 2 straight goldeens in a row
- Play as sonic

That doesn't work, getting 2 Goldeens in a row is plain luck, the best or worst person could have that happen to them. And just because you play as Sonic doesn't mean you're bad...I think you should read this... v

-You think Sonic is the Best or Worst character.

 

[Firus]

::Taunt is Edge Guarding::
-You get OK'ed by Luigi's taunt.

-You train against level 9 computers.
-You ->+B and die.
-You start the match thinking your the other guy and run off the ledge.
-You press start to screw-up your opponent.
-You play 1-player mode on Easy.
-You play your roommates on Online mode so it lags because its the only way you can beat them.

First one, I agree with.
Second, what's wrong with training vs. level 9s?
Third, I agree with.
Fourth, that doesn't mean you suck, it means some moron copycatted you.
Fifth, I agree--I pause sometimes in matches for no good reason but it's because I just have an odd habit of pausing when I land a really good hit...I don't mean to screw people up, but it does.
Sixth, what's wrong with doing it on Easy? If you're going for speed, then Easy makes sense.
Seventh, agreed.

EDIT: Oops, sorry about the double post! It was an accident, I forgot I had just posted something else...

 

[Marie_54]

::Taunt is Edge Guarding::
-You get OK'ed by Luigi's taunt.

LMAO!!! You Sir, win this thread page!

Spoiler

10n00bs

-You think Melee(The broken glitch game) is better than Brawl.

*THREAD- INTERVIEWING SAKURAI- TECHS WERE INTENTIONAL*

i lol'ed.

 

[Nerd_of_the_Ages]

When you're me.

 

[itsameSMB]

• ...you say you are amazing at it.
• ...you measure your skills in being able to beat a computer.

 

[Nerd_of_the_Ages]

• ...you say you are amazing at it.
• ...you measure your skills in being able to beat a computer.

First one: yeah, actually a lot of people who say they're great at it aren't. Ex:
"Wtf, you cheated, you used hacks. I mean, it's impossible to jump that low!"
"Man, you used c-stick, you suck, cheapo!" Five minutes later, after several minutes of chain grabbing without him even attempting to DI... "Hey, you cheapo! You can't do that, that's cheap!"

Second one: actually, I used to do that in SSB64; hey, I was little!

Also...

-when you're one of my friends: "Dang it, Kirby's dash attack is so much worse now! I mean, flame kirby was approximately 100 times better!"