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.Marik

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Sorry for the triple post. Generally bad counter-arguments and glitchy internet aren't a good combination.

X is Y because it's Y is not an argument Marik, it's a bigoted statement. Your reasoning is also shoddy because A. you expect that people automatically accept your given, and B. it's a stupid point altogether.
Please understand I was playfully trolling. I could care less whether people watch hentai or actual pornography, I'm naturally basing this off of my personal opinion, and I assume you are as well, and debating subjective opinions doesn't end well. None of it is scientifically proven, so stop taking a troll's comments so seriously.

But I will explain my reasoning regardless. Please understand I dislike "normal" pornography in general and actually used to be addicted to said content.

- Television/Film - Avatar, one of the most popular films ever created, is apparently for pathetic losers because it's portrayed almost entirely through special effects. Considering that the audience wasn't supposed to sympathize with the Nav'i, it's an odd choice that the director would tell the story through the perspective of the villain. Tragic ending, too.
Good point, but it isn't really comparable. I don't dislike hentai because it's pure imagination and not reality, and humans need to let our imaginations wonder away from reality once in a while to keep perfectly sane, but I dislike hentai because it screams desperation and also the fact your 30-something year old self can't get any sex.

For curious teenagers, it's actually quite understandable. But as you get older, which is why I'm being biased at the hentai community, it's pathetic.

If you take either pornography or hentai, and treat it like it's reality, you're a loser. Simple as.

- Video games - Anything that doesn't actively portray the real world or an event that actually happened is a completely unrealistic fantasy. The only people who play them are either kids or pathetic lonely losers who can't find real hobbies in the real world.
Well, as I said before, we all need our outlets. I'm not trying to degrade anyone, and I have popped erections over hentai, but I felt ashamed after for reasons already provided.

Our natural primitive sexual urge accounts for a lot of it.

Don't you think it's more pathetic to need to know something is real in order to get off? Do you actually think the giant ***** and **** you see in "real" porn are accurate portrayals of human anatomy? Drawn or not, Porn is entirely fantasy. As long as it's on your TV, computer, or magazine, it's about as real as Yoshi on your Gameboy, and just as 2-dimensional.
I think pornography is acceptable in moderation. You can't disregard a normal social life because of it, neglect yourself and your family because of it, and the same applies for movies, videogames, hentai, and fetishes or other extremes.

My bad for the confusion, you should post more. We'd have interesting conversations.

But yes, I suppose I am bigoted towards the men who masturbate over teenaged cartoon girls when they are twenty five years old because of the sheer cry of "I'm socially inept and can't get any action" and because unlike pornography, which is also pretty unrealistic I might add, it's even more so. Women are real. Tentacles ****** girls and other bizarre scenes aren't.

When you resort to such methods in life, watching hentai or even excessive amounts of porngraphy instead of doing things with real women or men, it's quite saddening.

Also, hi guys. Just a Yoshi main trying to determine whether or not it's worth it to try to get good at this game.
Yoshi is a bad character. If you haven't been playing him for a while, don't start now.

Play Brawl+ Yoshi instead. Much better.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I am a professional and published writer and editor with a Bachelor's degree in English and Writing and am working towards a double Master's in Fiction and Poetry at the Vermont College of Fine Arts (the second-best low-residency writing college in the country). I typically write short literary fiction and run a workshop full of talented writers every third Sunday. People regularly look to me for advice on what makes a good story.

If you can present to me the plot of a porn which is NOT AWFUL, I will eat my own face.
That's quite an accomplished career there.

Well, I was watching a television show one time right, and these women were in the beta stages of producing feminist pornography (sort of a paradox, but whatever) aimed at female audiences that focused on the more romantic plots of said movies, instead of the men getting their bust all over horny women.

I haven't actually seen any in production, but I found the idea of it interesting nonetheless.

But hey, whatever floats your boat people. I'm not going to attempt changing mindsets over an internet forum. That really wasn't my intention in the first place.

Long post is long.
 

Delta-cod

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I dislike hentai because it screams desperation and also the fact your 30-something year old self can't get any sex.

For curious teenagers, it's actually quite understandable. But as you get older, which is why I'm being biased at the hentai community, it's pathetic.
I have a problem with this reasoning. Why, as you get older, is masturbating to "normal" pornography less pathetic than Hentai? They're both unrealistic, so it shouldn't really matter.

But yes, I suppose I am bigoted towards the men who masturbate over teenaged cartoon girls when they are twenty five years old because of the sheer cry of "I'm socially inept and can't get any action" and because unlike pornography, which is also pretty unrealistic I might add, it's even more so. Women are real. Tentacles ****** girls and other bizarre scenes aren't.
Again, the same thing can be said about normal pornography. You also keep citing the more extreme examples of hentai, when not all of it is that way. If you're going to compare the extreme fetishes, you have to be equal, and compare extreme fetishes of both kinds of pornography. You're not being really fair towards hentai with your current arguments.

Also, while the girls in real pornography do exist, if you're masturbating to them, odds are you have as much chance of getting them as you do a hentai girl, lol.

Yoshi is a bad character. If you haven't been playing him for a while, don't start now.
He's certainly much better than currently perceived, and than you make him out to be. I honestly can't believe he's worse than the next 7-ish people above him.

I like to debate. :)
 

SOVAman

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I was joking about joining lol

but this pr0n debate wasn't to bad at first but it has now gotten extremely dumb and redundant and should stop
 

.Marik

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I have a problem with this reasoning. Why, as you get older, is masturbating to "normal" pornography less pathetic than Hentai? They're both unrealistic, so it shouldn't really matter.
They're both pretty pathetic activities to be fapping to, I just think anime porn is more pathetic due to the desperation of masturbating over drawings.

He's certainly much better than currently perceived, and than you make him out to be. I honestly can't believe he's worse than the next 7-ish people above him.
He's garbage. Stop lying to yourself. I think Falcon has more potential than Yoshi.


I was joking about joining lol

but this pr0n debate wasn't to bad at first but it has now gotten extremely dumb and redundant and should stop
Agreed, even if I am slightly responsible for the redundancy.

The Debate Hall is really dead. They are trying to revive activity, but I don't know how successful they'll be with that.
 

SOVAman

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Yoshi sucks, but imo Wolf and ZSS are wayyyyy worse I will give yoshi low tier tops. But I think ZSS and Wolf are bottom tier and Jiggs is mid tier so don't listen to me ROFL
 

.Marik

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Lil B be stepping up those trolling skills.

Wolf is actually legit when played right.
 

SOVAman

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I have lost all hope in Wolf as a character even when pros attempt to use him like At0msk or even Wolf mains in Md/Va they have yet to prove to me that character is even decent when played "right"
 

.Marik

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I have lost all hope in Wolf as a character even when pros attempt to use him like At0msk or even Wolf mains in Md/Va they have yet to prove to me that character is even decent when played "right"
Kain did allright with him I suppose.

Might've been matchup inexperience, but Wolf does have basic tools to survive in a moderately diverse tournament setting.

Wouldn't know too much about it though, there are no top Wolf players in my region ever since Cruxis dropped him for Snake.
 

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He's garbage. Stop lying to yourself. I think Falcon has more potential than Yoshi.
You know, I consider myself pretty decent with Yoshi (Though Socks may come here and disagree, lol), and I'd think I'd be able to tell how bad he was after using him through around five touraments.

Bowser
Zelda
Pokémon Trainer
Ike


Lucas
Mario
Ness
Yoshi

I can't accept that Yoshi is worse than Zelda, Lucas, Ness, Ike, and Bowser. I feel he may also be better than PT, but I don't know enough about him to make that statement accurately. Mario is also way better than where he is currently.
 

SOVAman

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwdHlGd6N2A

Look at this it is pretty cool

Me posting this has nothing to do with Mario's position on the tier list and stuff but someone linked it to me so I thought I would share it since we are kinda talking about mario.

Also The Mario boards making these vids for MUs is pretty awesome and the Yoshi boards should do this too. I don't know if any of you guys like making videos or anything but it would be pretty cool.
 

NinjaFoxX

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yoshi is bottom of mid tier wtf you all talkin about?

not to drag this on any longer but...

They're both pretty pathetic activities to be fapping to, I just think anime porn is more pathetic due to the desperation of masturbating over drawings..
i dont think that fact that theyre drawings changes how much more pathetic it is considering the fact that if any of them were public, you would get equally looked down upon(and arrested if its lolicon*even though it just a drawing, people are just stupid like that*). so saying one is worse than the other isint a very good point.
 

Talazala

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Xzax is our local Wolf player. He's good. Not sure about any others in the Philly area.

This is how I see it:


Ness
Mario
Pokemon Trainer
Lucas

Yoshi
Bowser/Zelda/Ike blob
 

Airborne

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwdHlGd6N2A

Look at this it is pretty cool

Me posting this has nothing to do with Mario's position on the tier list and stuff but someone linked it to me so I thought I would share it since we are kinda talking about mario.

Also The Mario boards making these vids for MUs is pretty awesome and the Yoshi boards should do this too. I don't know if any of you guys like making videos or anything but it would be pretty cool.
I thought about it; the only problem is that MUs can change in the blink of an eye, so I've been kinda iffy about trying it.

Edit: wow, this looks mad pro, and can be a lot of fun..... time to revive a little series, amirite?!?!? ;D
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwdHlGd6N2A

Look at this it is pretty cool

Me posting this has nothing to do with Mario's position on the tier list and stuff but someone linked it to me so I thought I would share it since we are kinda talking about mario.

Also The Mario boards making these vids for MUs is pretty awesome and the Yoshi boards should do this too. I don't know if any of you guys like making videos or anything but it would be pretty cool.
That's actually really cool.
 

.Marik

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Brawl+ is bad and yoshi is in it. By logic does that make brawl+ yoshi bad?
No, because Brawl+ is amazing and you just haven't been enlightened yet.

It makes vBrawl pale in comparision in every single way possible, and I'll continue saying that until the end.

Deal with it. Brawl+ Yoshi is great.

I have videos up if you people want to see the **** that is Brawl+ Yoshi.

People need to try games out and not shun them because they're modded.
 

.Marik

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How do people not like a faster-paced game where the comboing potential is off the charts, character viability is the norm, and everything is balanced?

What's wrong with you people.

*Edit* Lil B, Budget Player Cadet only namesearches Brawl-.

Should spice things up. :yoshi:
 

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No, because Brawl+ is amazing and you just haven't been enlightened yet.

It makes vBrawl pale in comparision in every single way possible, and I'll continue saying that until the end.

Deal with it. Brawl+ Yoshi is great.

I have videos up if you people want to see the **** that is Brawl+ Yoshi.

People need to try games out and not shun them because they're modded.
I actually have tried b+ on several occasions and I'd rather just play melee. Mabey I haven't been "enlightened" or mabey you just have terrible taste :D

If I'm ever in Canada or you're on the west coast I'll gladly MM you in B+, peach vs yoshi :)

And Marik it's cuz the characters are too easy to control, with melee it's kind've hard to even use the characters let alone use them correctly.
 

.Marik

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I actually have tried b+ on several occasions and I'd rather just play melee. Mabey I haven't been "enlightened" or mabey you just have terrible taste :D

If I'm ever in Canada or you're on the west coast I'll gladly MM you in B+, peach vs yoshi :)

And Marik it's cuz the characters are too easy to control, with melee it's kind've hard to even use the characters let alone use them correctly.
Makes sense. If helps when you're playing people of your skill level, obviously.

Its not as fun and when I am playing it feels way to easy
It's still a lot better than vBrawl where everything is overcentralized around the top 5 characters and about 25 of them are unviable.

Meta Knight has good gimping ability in Brawl+, but the other characters are better equipped.

Metatitan, would you play Project M if it took off? Brawl with Melee mechanics.

No excuses there lol.

I'll also take the money match. In fact, make it $10. Bo3

Should be able to buy myself some Burger King.
 

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Makes sense. If helps when you're playing people of your skill level, obviously.



It's still a lot better than vBrawl where everything is overcentralized around the top 5 characters and about 25 of them are unviable.

Meta Knight has good gimping ability in Brawl+, but the other characters are better equipped.

Metatitan, would you play Project M if it took off? Brawl with Melee mechanics.

No excuses there lol.

I'll also take the money match. In fact, make it $10. Bo3

Should be able to buy myself some Burger King.
Na brawl with melee physics would just be weird, the characters are too big lol. It'll be brawl+ (once I do a little training mode to figure out the physics). Link me to the Bo3 page, I'll see if I can go.
 

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Brawl+ is alright.

The hit-stun is a little irritating since I'm used to Brawl and auto-canceling is cheesy. They should have just made L-canceling.

Yoshi+ is pretty sick though.
 

.Marik

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Na brawl with melee physics would just be weird, the characters are too big lol. It'll be brawl+ (once I do a little training mode to figure out the physics). Link me to the Bo3 page, I'll see if I can go.
LOOOOOOL.

LOL

By Bo3, I'm 99% sure he meant "Best of 3". As in, a best of 3 set. Not a tournament. XD
:yoshi:

Brawl+ is alright.

The hit-stun is a little irritating since I'm used to Brawl and auto-canceling is cheesy. They should have just made L-canceling.

Yoshi+ is pretty sick though.
Yeah, I feel you. The hitstun needs to be toned down a bit, but I still prefer excessive hitstun over vBrawl mechanics because it means insane combos.

Anyways, I'm gone for the night. Peace Yoshi Boards.
 
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