DRD
Smash Lord
I hope you're not talking about me, hah."Marth is cheap!"
When I lose on DL64, I blame it on the wind..
The second one I can account for.
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worst excuse you heard someone say cause they lost
- Thread starter boss8
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The second one I can account for.
Thino
Smash Master
"there was too much sunlight over the TV screen"
everlasting yay
Smash Ace
Why are 95% of the replies in this thread...lies? :| Serious.
Private Zulen
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Jun 6, 2007
- Messages
- 136
Oh, man, you guys wouldn't believe the excuses this ****** came up with. I only keep him around to laugh at his sorry *** (He's a C-ctick spamming Falco, by the way).
"Dude, no, my foot was hurting."
(when he's about to die) "Dude, I don't really want to play anymore." (Back at the Menu screen) "Wait, dude, nevermind, I do"
"No, dude, I'm better though."
And of course, just denial of me winning as a whole. Yes, he's that extreme.
"Dude, no, my foot was hurting."
(when he's about to die) "Dude, I don't really want to play anymore." (Back at the Menu screen) "Wait, dude, nevermind, I do"
"No, dude, I'm better though."
And of course, just denial of me winning as a whole. Yes, he's that extreme.
Keitaro
Banned via Administration
Wtf!? Isai doesn't use the c-stick!?
cavesonic13
Smash Lord
lamest line ever was
"All that matter is that I can kick your *** in real life"....
*sigh* what a*******
"All that matter is that I can kick your *** in real life"....
*sigh* what a*******
Rage.
Smash Ace
Isai is just way to pro
Its better when people get angry at the game instead of Johning
Its better when people get angry at the game instead of Johning
Cia
das kwl
"What?! i didn't tell the controller to do that.."
"Did anybody else see THAT lie??"
lmfao.. that last one is hilarious
"Did anybody else see THAT lie??"
lmfao.. that last one is hilarious
o.Odyssey.o
Smash Cadet
- Joined
- Jun 5, 2007
- Messages
- 38
Here's one my brother always says:
Come on man, this ain't Halo! Stop Shooting Me!
lol
Come on man, this ain't Halo! Stop Shooting Me!
lol
boricuaboy
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Nov 23, 2006
- Messages
- 180
PsychoMidget
Smash Lord
"my sleeves weren't rolled up"
Dylan_Tnga
Smash Master
ahha yeah.
I play with a bigtime scrub, its hilarious. He totally yells at his character samus
''OH MY GOD SAMUS NO DOUBLE''
''YA THAT SURE WAS A SWEET SPOT GRAPPLE, SMAUS''
or just ''****!''
he never calls us cheap or anything but hes way below the rest of the crew in skill so he rarely, rarellly wins.
I beat him while sleeping yesterday... long story short I had been awake at that point for 30 hours after partying the day before, then skipping sleep to go smash at my friends..
so I passed out around the last stock and was drifting in and out the whole match and then my friend was like dude wake up, and I did and then won... lmfao..
Smalldude76
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Jun 8, 2007
- Messages
- 2
"I don't own the game" is a very popular one for one of my friends. Funny part we really only play when he's around.
Impact009
Smash Journeyman
"<Insert anything> is gay." Stupid things like waveshines, shine blinding, wobbling sweetspot combos, CGs, whatever.
Friend suicides and says, "I don't want a long, drawn-out battle." I told him I didn't want a long, drawn-out battle before in Hyrule Temple's smashless zone. So now he suicides on any level instead of going to where I am when it's 1v1 (I often stand still waiting for him).
"You're playing seriously; we're not." -.- Yeah, because using characters that I don't main means I'm playing seriously...
I tell them to DI, and they ***** that they don't know how to DI. I've told them all at least 3 times how to DI, so it's no my fault that they don't listen.
"This game lies!!! It won't do what I tell it to do!"
"We don't play this game as much as you do!" I only play when they're around.
Random people in arcades, usually Marvel Versus Capcom 2:
"Magneto's so cheap. He takes no skill." Are you kidding me? No skill? Nobody learns the ROM infinite in a day.
(During an infinite combo) "This is gay." "Bull ****!" "Stop being gay!"
Melty Blood: Act Cadenza Version B: "I was lagging." Yeah, because arcade cabinets can lag for just one person and all...
I haven't gotten dumb excuses from SF, VF, or SC players yet. I probably won't because most people who play those games don't care as much about the money they're putting in to be *****ing about losing.
And some n00bs on MMORPGs that I play; ****...
Friend suicides and says, "I don't want a long, drawn-out battle." I told him I didn't want a long, drawn-out battle before in Hyrule Temple's smashless zone. So now he suicides on any level instead of going to where I am when it's 1v1 (I often stand still waiting for him).
"You're playing seriously; we're not." -.- Yeah, because using characters that I don't main means I'm playing seriously...
I tell them to DI, and they ***** that they don't know how to DI. I've told them all at least 3 times how to DI, so it's no my fault that they don't listen.
"This game lies!!! It won't do what I tell it to do!"
"We don't play this game as much as you do!" I only play when they're around.
Random people in arcades, usually Marvel Versus Capcom 2:
"Magneto's so cheap. He takes no skill." Are you kidding me? No skill? Nobody learns the ROM infinite in a day.
(During an infinite combo) "This is gay." "Bull ****!" "Stop being gay!"
Melty Blood: Act Cadenza Version B: "I was lagging." Yeah, because arcade cabinets can lag for just one person and all...
I haven't gotten dumb excuses from SF, VF, or SC players yet. I probably won't because most people who play those games don't care as much about the money they're putting in to be *****ing about losing.
And some n00bs on MMORPGs that I play; ****...
BananaHammock
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- May 6, 2006
- Messages
- 247
In a doubles match this guys gets mad when his partner took one of his 3 lives, explaining that, He has trained to be able to fight against multiple enemies and would have won the match had his partner not grabbed a life from him. (No, he wouldn't have)
Ayaame
Smash Cadet
"I'll go easy on you" ~because I'm a girl, then...
"It's cuz I was going easy on you!" ~when i beat them XD
"It's cuz I was going easy on you!" ~when i beat them XD
LeifusYourGod
Smash Cadet
thats not fair! ur not allowed to hit me!
"its because i'm not used to fighting bowser"
pretty sure that doesn't apply to 4 stockings, sorry randoms.
pretty sure that doesn't apply to 4 stockings, sorry randoms.
FrozenRoy
Smash Lord
Ones used against me:
"I would of OWNED you if I was better"
"Projectiles are cheap!"
"STOP JUMPING AROUND!"
"I would of OWNED you if I was better"
"Projectiles are cheap!"
"STOP JUMPING AROUND!"
Him: "you spam up B!"
Me: >_> "I'm Samus"
Him: "You hacked the game so you can do it before your shield goes down"
Me: "I'm just doing the attack as soon as..."
Him:"HACKER!"
It wasn't even relevant to why he lost either.
Me: >_> "I'm Samus"
Him: "You hacked the game so you can do it before your shield goes down"
Me: "I'm just doing the attack as soon as..."
Him:"HACKER!"
It wasn't even relevant to why he lost either.
After almost losing to my friends Link he goes, "See your IC's aren't that good"
Me- No it's not that my IC's aren't that good it's just that I'm mad tired and just feel like messing around with you.
Him- Oh yeah well then play me again.
*3 stock him*
Me- What do you have to say now.
Me- No it's not that my IC's aren't that good it's just that I'm mad tired and just feel like messing around with you.
Him- Oh yeah well then play me again.
*3 stock him*
Me- What do you have to say now.
Sodapop
Smash Apprentice
After I beat my friends Kirby.
Him:"Can you give a little guy a break?"
Me:"Sure, lets play again."
I win.
Him:"Kirby is a cute pink sphere. STOP HITTING HIM!!!!"
Me:"Fine, lets go eat."
Him:"TACOS!"
I have..Interesting friends. ^_^
Him:"Can you give a little guy a break?"
Me:"Sure, lets play again."
I win.
Him:"Kirby is a cute pink sphere. STOP HITTING HIM!!!!"
Me:"Fine, lets go eat."
Him:"TACOS!"
I have..Interesting friends. ^_^
180OP
Smash Journeyman
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Gerbil
Smash Champion
"You're playing high tier!"
>.>
>.>
Vex_The_Mage
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2007
- Messages
- 5
My older brother does two things, he just turns off the power if he is about to loss, and says I am a ledge guarder or something that I used to my adventage, but I hardley win, that's why I joined to learn more.
Lightshade
Smash Ace
Okay, believe it or not, somebody actually said this:
"I'm not actually playing. I put myself on computer, besides, you're not that good."
"I'm not actually playing. I put myself on computer, besides, you're not that good."
Zivilyn Bane
Smash Master
This isn't really an excuse, but it's something I remembered to be extremely funny.
I remember Simna Ibn Sind money matching Isai at NCT1 for 50 cents. It was Isai's Falcon vs Simna's Ness, and when Simna lost he gets up and starts yelling around the room "Does anybody have change for a dollar? I really wasn't expecting to lose..."
LOL
I remember Simna Ibn Sind money matching Isai at NCT1 for 50 cents. It was Isai's Falcon vs Simna's Ness, and when Simna lost he gets up and starts yelling around the room "Does anybody have change for a dollar? I really wasn't expecting to lose..."
LOL
Lightshade
Smash Ace
Wow, that's freaking hilarious. Oh geez, wow, that was a glorious 3 minutes of laughing, ah. I commend you for that. Still great though.
RyNo 86
Smash Journeyman
"The lighting isn't very good in here."
"You keep spamming the dash attack" I was luigi.
"I didn't want to crush your confidence so I let you win."
"You keep spamming the dash attack" I was luigi.
"I didn't want to crush your confidence so I let you win."
darknesszero
Smash Rookie
"Why is there a turbo button near my L?"
"Your game's unresponsive to my commands!"
And the one everyone says when we use my Cube:
GameCube:
"An error has occurred. Turn the power OFF and
check the NINTENDO GAMECUBE Instruction Booklet
for further instructions."
Me: *laughs*
Opponent: "Disk Reading Errors? What the ****, man?!"
"Your game's unresponsive to my commands!"
And the one everyone says when we use my Cube:
GameCube:
"An error has occurred. Turn the power OFF and
check the NINTENDO GAMECUBE Instruction Booklet
for further instructions."
Me: *laughs*
Opponent: "Disk Reading Errors? What the ****, man?!"
red stone
Smash Ace
my friend was like "stop grabbing me!"
sometime when i lose, i say "yeah, i didn't want to give you a humiliating defeat"
sometime when i lose, i say "yeah, i didn't want to give you a humiliating defeat"
Aeayx
Smash Rookie
I remember a friend of mine complaining, as Kirby, that the ledge was too high to recover. We actually got into an argument over ledge positions on various levels.
yamigarasu
Smash Cadet
I five stocked my friend on FD.He came up with the following Johns:
"Your fingers are ********."
"Omg dude I had just finished drinking Sprite before the match even started,idiot.(Wtf...?)
"Do you even see the freaking time?It's 2:00 P.M,dude.Man,you're dumb.Get out of my house."
Me:"k.....later."
My friend:"......noob.that's why you lost."
Sometimes I wonder if my friend is on something.
"Your fingers are ********."
"Omg dude I had just finished drinking Sprite before the match even started,idiot.(Wtf...?)
"Do you even see the freaking time?It's 2:00 P.M,dude.Man,you're dumb.Get out of my house."
Me:"k.....later."
My friend:"......noob.that's why you lost."
Sometimes I wonder if my friend is on something.