Wish Corruptor

[Zatchiel]

Granted, he now had the lowest priority, and was now below ganon on the tier list

I wish Captain falcon was faster than sonic

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but now he just immediatly runs off the screen to his death whenever you try to move with him.

I wish Seizure Man was a real superhero.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, he loves to have sex but every woman he does has a seizuer when he does her. She dies ten seconds later. Thats his power. GREAT SEIZURE SEX

I wish for less then great ALMOST BUT NEVER GONNA HAPPEN SEIZURE SEX

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you explode with awesomeness.

I wish for green cheese and beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you get green cheese and bee e e eef. Thats actually bee Beef in english. So happy trails.

I wish for a period

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. It comes out of your naughty bits. Probably very painful.

I wish the corruption for that last wish wasn't so obvious...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but you took so long thinking it up you got ninja'd

I wish I had Digimon Season 3

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, here you go. *hands StinkomanFan Digimon Season 3* *Takes it back* *breaks it in half.*

I wish for habloeoejknvdao.

 

[MPH Deku]

I wish people would stop slamming their heads against their keyboards after they type the words 'I wish'.

 

[The Dinkoman]

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dfhakjfeinckdnauieaudhgyhdhtbrcrbdbcbrbfhjeh Q!

 

[MPH Deku]

I wish you wouldn't do that.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I wish I could do a backflip, but thats not gonna happen either, so wish corrupted.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, but you break your spine

I wish someone would actually do something useful on this forum

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted they close forum games

I wish there was no edge hogging. =D why spoil a wish so pure

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Now, characters can hover briefly around an edge while invincible (part of the time) and automatically stop anyone else from grabbing it.

I wish for...wait, I have a pink name. Screw my wish.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but Kirby eats your unicorn.

I wish for more disapproving giant rocks.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but they lower your self-esteem to were you commit suicide

I wish i could hack my wii.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but this happens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5MMqNgUzM

I wish for awesome

 

[Pokemon Z RPG]

Granted, but it's not your awesome.

I wish I had a metal slinky anstead of a plastic one.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, except it gets rusted the next day and dies..

I wish for some pudding.

EDIT: Just realized we ran out of pudding.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. It's tapioca.

I wish I could get that goddam Patapon music out of my head.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, everybody now plays it on their stereos and over radio stations.

I wish I could do sexy parties..

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted but its with Furries (unless that what your into, sicko)

I wish that i obtained a robot servent.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it malfunctions and interprets everything you say as innuendo.

I wish Frohawk didn't offend the furries that exist in Forum Games (I'm pretty sure there are some).

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted , everyone becomes a furry

I wish we stop talking about furries (they nice people)

 

[Frostbite]

Granted instead you constantly think of them

I wish i didnt need to sleep

 

[smashfan666]

granted, now we all suffer extreme fatigue & grogginess....

i wish there really was such thing as a "thing bing ling ding machine" (pictured)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish for a wish

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but you wasted it on this wish.

I wish for Barockman Obama. (maveric hunter)

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, he kills you.

I wish for the ultimate power.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, you are now forced to spawn pancakes at you local IHOP.

I wish for more creative wish corruptions.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you get less creative answers.

I wish for a lima bean that can wrestle Frankenstein on Mars while polka music plays.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but you get beaten. Then you suffocate.

I wish I had a Digimon

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you're gomamon.

I wish you could brawl me.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you lost. Badly.

I wish for more soda.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it falls in your $100000 tux, and it was orange soda.

I wish to look inside the closet.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but when you look inside you are grabbed in this world filled with trolls and forced memes.

I wish for an island of bacon cheese burgurs

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you die from cholesterol overload...

i wish the loading bar would stop disappearing on me whenever fusionfall is loading.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you aren't waiting for fusionfall this time. You are waiting for FreeRealms instead. ;3

I wish for another wishe.

 

[BladeOfHavoc]

Granted.Too bad that it became a rabid dolphin and bit you


I wish my milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard.