Wish Corruptor

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but every time you feel the urge to take a nap you are shocked until you die from it.

I wish for a million dollars!

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, it's all counterfeit dollars.

I wish for a pony.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted its a robot pink super pony.

I wish for sex.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, its with a brazzilaion ******

I wish for pancake!

 

[Zeroxius]

Granted, but it's made of stone.
I wish for a Pikachu irl.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It is also shocks you like it shocks Ash...too bad you're not in an anime.

I wish DBZ hadn't ended and that I could watch all the new episodes.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but its all made in a false language the creators made up themselves

I wish I didn't get you mom pregnant!

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, your pregnant.

I wish for some Cheeze-Its.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Graneted, but they give you explosive diarrhea

I wish for a golden nugget!

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but it's with CHICKEN SUBSTITUTE!!!

i wish i could find that game i lost at... i think about 3 years ago...

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish I could be an action-hero.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, your only superpower is dancing repetitively...

i wish he wasn't dancing repetitively...

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, he's flicking your ear repeatedly.

I wish Mr. Freeman would cause more greivous bodily harm to smashfan.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, and I end up killing you too.

I wish for some overly-muscular arms.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but when you enter a muscle man contest they deflate!

I wish for a escape from the mundane.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, they're also impossibly muscular in a way that you can't bend them.
@Granted, you get sucked into TV land...as an extra. And get eaten by a giant monster.
I wish I had a fedora that would not cause me harm in any way.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, It causes you so much pleasure that you die from over stimulation.

I wish i became a good member of this forum!

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, everybody thinks your a kiss-***.

I wish to be the best there ever was.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you're the best at underwater basket-weaving.

I wish I was a Torchic.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but it evolves to a raichu

I wish for enlightenment!

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you kill yourself for seeing too much.

I wish to know what to wish..

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but you wasted your wish!

I wish i had more wishes!

 

[Zeroxius]

Granted, but every wish has to be something concerning Michael Jackson.

I wish that everyone in the world would lose The Game

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but everyone includes YOU!!!

i wish mr. freeman's wish didn't fail so bad! (lolnotrlly)

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, he wishes bad things upon you.

I wish Eidos would make and release Tomb Raider III: Lara Croft and the Breast Cancer.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but Lara doesn't have breast cancer, her maid does. WHO IS OLD.

I wish for laughter.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but its from your embaresment and humilation and they wont let it go.

I wish i wasn't such a closet nerd.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you're more of a closet furry now.

I wish I didn't accidently close the emulator I was running LoZ: Oracle of Seasons on, erasing all the data.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but file is now currupted. =D

I wish knew how to load emulators on my wii

 

[Turazrok]

Granted, but now you can't update it.

I wish I had Borderlands DLC

 

[xDavid]

Granted, but you're not allowed to play at it, only look at it.

I wish I wasn't so bored

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but you are now trapped on a island full of natives that want to **** you!

I wish for kung- fu fighting!

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted,you were then killed by others who were as fast as lightning.

I wish I could be awesome.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but you lack of goals makes you unable to fully reach your potential

i wish i could be WIN,

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?

I wish to be a human being, not a human doing.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are a human being, but you will never be a human doing. (In case that's unclear, you're going to be a virgin forever)

I wish to know if Jonkku has changed their name or simply joined the FGs since after I left.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, I changed it.. As a corruption, I won't tell you what my previous name was. (Not that it's hard to find out anyway)

I wish that my socks didn't get so wet from walking hone, knee-deep in snow.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your shoes get wet instead, and they are permanently damaged so that you have to buy new ones.

I wish if I knew Jonkku was actually FinNess...from the past! (ending any statement with "from the past!" automatically makes it more epic, especially if it actually makes sense)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. You look at his main character. Thats what I did. ;3

I wish for a membership on smashboards.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You become a member, with the username "sumolion 836."

I wish I had chosen that name, because it's way more epic than the one I have now.