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Wish Corruptor

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ranmaru

Smash Legend
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Granted its a robot pink super pony.

I wish for sex.
 

smashfan666

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granted, but it's with CHICKEN SUBSTITUTE!!!

i wish i could find that game i lost at... i think about 3 years ago...
 

smashfan666

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granted, your only superpower is dancing repetitively...

i wish he wasn't dancing repetitively...
 

MPH Deku

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jul 14, 2008
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451
Location
the sea of unconsciousness
Granted, they're also impossibly muscular in a way that you can't bend them.
@Granted, you get sucked into TV land...as an extra. And get eaten by a giant monster.
I wish I had a fedora that would not cause me harm in any way.
 

Zeroxius

Smash Lord
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Granted, but every wish has to be something concerning Michael Jackson.

I wish that everyone in the world would lose The Game
 

smashfan666

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granted, but everyone includes YOU!!!

i wish mr. freeman's wish didn't fail so bad! (lolnotrlly)
 

ranmaru

Smash Legend
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Granted, but Lara doesn't have breast cancer, her maid does. WHO IS OLD.

I wish for laughter.
 

Mr.Freeman

Smash Ace
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Granted,you were then killed by others who were as fast as lightning.

I wish I could be awesome.
 

Jonkku

Lacks pick-up lines.
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Jun 23, 2006
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Granted, but how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?

I wish to be a human being, not a human doing.
 

Jonkku

Lacks pick-up lines.
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Jun 23, 2006
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5,842
Granted, I changed it.. As a corruption, I won't tell you what my previous name was. (Not that it's hard to find out anyway)

I wish that my socks didn't get so wet from walking hone, knee-deep in snow.
 

A1lion835

Smash Champion
Joined
Jan 7, 2008
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2,844
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Lurking the Kirby Social thread with my rock buds.
Granted. Your shoes get wet instead, and they are permanently damaged so that you have to buy new ones.

I wish if I knew Jonkku was actually FinNess...from the past! (ending any statement with "from the past!" automatically makes it more epic, especially if it actually makes sense)
 

ranmaru

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Granted. You look at his main character. Thats what I did. ;3

I wish for a membership on smashboards.
 
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