Wish Corruptor

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but your milkshakes start leaking.

I wish I had a Kotemon.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but I don't know what that is so I'm not corrupting it.

I wish for some milk to go along with these cookies.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, its spoiled milk from the 1960's

I wish for me to have enough balls to hack mywii!

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You literally now have three balls.

Spoiler

Hah, take that stinko! I actually got a Digimon!

I wish sumo knew what a Kotemon was.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. I read the text in your spoiler. I assumed that it might have been a digimon, but sometimes things that end with mon doesn't mean its a digimon. LOL

I wish for pie.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but you choke on its pumkin greatness!

I wish for my friend to win a boat trip

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get it. In the face

I wish I had some new Digimon stuff
edit: Do'h! He gets it and rubs it in your face

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You get Digimon World 3. And I force you to play it.

I wish I didn't have to go eat at a steakhouse tonight.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but new stuff is surronded by the changes the seris that lead to its downfall. sorry.

I wish for a muffin.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish for a uh.. party. OF SMASH.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted.

I wish for a uh.. party. OF SMASH.

Granted. You're at a party and have a block of concrete smashed over your head.

I wish that Inui hadn't punched me in the face at Pound 4.

 

[ranmaru]

I wish I went to pound 4. :[

I WISH I WENT TO POUND 4. :[[[[[[[[[

 

[Dru2]

granted, u lost the first round and was immediately transported home not being able to see any of it.

I wish i had bacon.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. Its old stinky bacon circa 404.

I wish for a 404.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, SWF is now 404'd thanks for ****ing it up for everyone

I wish for a cape.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted because I can't see the page due to the current 404. ;[

 

[smashfan666]

not granted because you didn't put in a wish...

i wish this game were over...

 

[StinkomanFan]

No

I wish Smash was dead

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, I not gonna corrupt this i want him to die =D

I wish smash was dead!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted

I wish I had a corndog

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but its a mutant abomination bent on barking at you and making you feel guilty when eating corn realated products

I wish i knew how to add apps on the homebrew channel.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you gan only add negative 20 apps

i wish the 404 corrupted you

Spoiler

r server

 

[A1lion835]

404 Error: Corruption not found.

I wish for life, liberty and the pursuit of stalking.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you already are stalking people, like asdioh. xD

I wish for aiming skills.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You can aim your eyes at women's breasts, and are thrown in jail for sexual harassment (somehow).

I wish I knew if sumo's corruption was that I stalk asdioh, among others, or that asdioh stalks people and I am like him.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you stalk Asdioh. :3

I wish I knew what was the difference between that corruption and my last

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it doesn't really matter that much.

I wish I knew who Asdioh was.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, its some kirby awesomeness god who I don't really know. Just his name. xD

I wish I knew how I knew that person.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you die because you remember that you got shot in the head afterwards...

i wish had an SNES...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, I'm back after 2.5 months of inactivity!

I wish that I posted more in that time frame.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. By the, I was inactive for NINE months, beat that!

...I wish I wasn't. T_T

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You were inactive for nine months...because of your pregnancy!

I wish that a bunch of people would be extremely shocked by my very witty and intelligent comment.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they then think that you stole that comment from someone else, therefore plagiarizing.

I wish that turnitin.com didn't exist for turning in papers...

 

[smashfan666]

granted, now it exists for turning in GREEN SLIME!!!

i wish i had something better to use for that...

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted....I guess. I really don't know what the hell you're talking about.

I wish smashfan would at least attempt to relate whatever he says to things said by previous people in a conversation instead of just making unconnected references to **** nobody cares about.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but *references some random **** nobody cares about*

I wish I were the smartest man alive.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I immediately become smarter than you though.

I wish for my giant rock budz to hang with me again.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but I smite the giant rocks with my baseball bat of the gods!

I wish for a USB keyboard of the gods.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but you are atheist and you dont give a **** what the gods bring.

I wish for happiness and sunshine

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but I steal it all.

I wish I could not get tired.