NessExclusively
Smash Apprentice
Granted, your computer is so fast that somehow it fastness makes it evolve super fast, so now you have a computer that has it's own mind, and it's not a very nice computer. So it uses it's super fastness to scroll through the infinate void of the internet and never lets you see any of the websites.
I wish I time warped 2 weeks in advance, so that I wasn't in 2 places at once
I wish I time warped 2 weeks in advance, so that I wasn't in 2 places at once