Wish Corruptor

[NessExclusively]

Granted, howevor, upon futher inspection it appears that I gave you stuff and things

I wish for a mutant alien who loved me.

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but he loves you in a "not right" way.

I wish somebody would tell me who the **** LHS_Loser is. He sounds like a n00b-zor.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted, but right before I was about to tell you your head exploded from anticipation. So you never actually learned


I wish I had a foot long sandwhich that wasn't moldy, or evil, just a perfect sandwhich that only I could eat

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but the sandwich realizes its too good for you and walks away.

I wish I had Wario Ware Touched.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted, but because you to are not worthy for good things , it gets up and walks away from you




I wish I was guaranteed to go to heaven

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

Granted...you now have a 30day guarantee that you will go to heaven

I wish for salmon.

 

[dan smith]

Granted, you have Salmon. In a bizarre twist of fate, tomorrow while opening your refrigerator the Salmon falls out of your ice box and crushes your foot.

You go to the hospital and instead of fixing your foot the doctor gives you a sex change...and the salmon tastes terrible.

I wish I had a saddle for my rhino...so I could ride him.

 

[flamingfalcon]

Your wish is granted, but your rhino bucks you off into a pool of radioactive waste. You mutate into a vicious hyena but get brutally murdered by a pack of bloodthirsty chihuahuas.


I wish I had incredible SSBM skills.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted you now have incredible smash skills, but since you are so good, no one wants to play you anymore because with winning and skill comes a big ego and being a sore winner. So you can only enjoy your immense skills on computer players.

I wish that I have a good dream tonight

 

[fluffy-sama]

you have a good dream.. unfortunately you never wake up.


I wish rayzorium's parents would let him DO something occasionally.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted they let him do something, unfortunately not with you

I wish for a cheese sandwhich, w/out mayo

 

[fluffy-sama]

you get a cheese sandwich with no mayo, but i come by and put mayo on it.


I wish i had a friend.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted, you have a friend but it's the most evil friend anyone could ever ask for

RICHARD SIMMONS


I wish that I get to go to Culinary school for college

 

[fluffy-sama]

granted... but youcook something once that gives everyone food poisoning and so you never get another job cooking ever.


I wish i could get a second job.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted, but this job saps you physically, which means you'll have to quit the first job in order to keep the 2nd one. You live this endless cycle for all eternity


I wish I had a star named after me

 

[fluffy-sama]

you can have a star named after you. Unfortunately nobody knows which one it is, or wh oyou are, and you can't even find the star to point it out to people.


I wish i had more green.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted you have more green , green meaning cash I hope, but you stole it from the first national bank. And you go to jail for it


I wish someone would post in my new game

 

[fluffy-sama]

granted, but it's a moderator who tells you that your game is just a clone of many other games on this forum, ie, this one right here, and "Are you cool?" and "video game pairings"... and the mod closes it.


I wish i were motivated enough to come up with another, original game.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted but it's a game like Why do you like cheese? and nobody ever posts and plays it so it goes to the 26th page of the forum and is lost for ever

I wish that people would tell me why they liked cheese

 

[fluffy-sama]

they tell you but now you have a mental breakdown because you know why everyone likes cheese. >>;


i wish i could get off this computer..

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted, but then you would lose this battle of wish corruptions with me and that would be sad for you

I wish that fluffy-sama could get off his computer

 

[Meleeruler]

wish granted, but he then got back on

i wish that i could pwn the world

 

[loserlad89]

Wish Gran.......ERROR. im sorry that wish can not be granted because I already pwn the world. and two people cant pwn the world because that is just nonsense.


I wish that this girl Laura would confess her love for me and stop playing games......(sob)

 

[flamingfalcon]

Wish granted, but she moves far away, converts to an Amish lifestyle, and is never seen again.

I wish I could shoot lightning out of my fingers.

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but it leads to a very painful masturbation accident.


I wish that I had a ****** slave who made me sandwiches.

 

[flamingfalcon]

Granted, but he's the current Eurasian ****** bodybuilder champion and he beats you senseless, then he forces you to make his sandwiches.

I wish I could fly.

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but you get eaten by a flying pig.


I wish girls didnt have to have periods. Because then I could get secks all month long.

 

[flamingfalcon]

Your wish is granted as all girls disappear forever.


I wish for more wishes.

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, Forum Games is here for you. Wish away, fill your post count with spammy posts..


I wish I could remember stuff better.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted but your brain explodes from all of the remembering goodness


I wish I was as smart as Albert Einstein

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, you now have the intelligence of a dead person. which isnt much.


I wish that you didnt have to be 18 to buy sweet sweet pron.

 

[NessExclusively]

granted but because everyone can buy sweet sweet porn there is never any left whenever you go to buy it

I wish I had 1,000,000 dollars that I could spend , wasn't counterfiet, wasn't stolen, and wasn't loaned

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but then George Bush takes your money away from you. Because thats what he ****ing does.

I wish John Kerry had won the election...

 

[flamingfalcon]

Wish granted, but Bush orders a recount and wins.


I wish I had a pet penguin.

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but it gets hit by a car.


I wish I had already graduated from school.

 

[Meleeruler]

Wish granted, but everyone from then on graduated and thus proving anyone even the stupid people could have passed.

I wish I could have 50,000 posts... ...without spaming up the boards.

 

[Metroid Killer]

You now have 50.000 posts, but everybody else have 100.000 posts

I wish I was admin of SWF

 

[Hoefler]

granted, but you somehow smell so bad that everyone leaves.

I wish I could be naked right now.

 

[NessExclusively]

granted but because of your small .... well you know what i mean... everyone runs away


I wish I was a playable character in the next melee

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but you are such a secret character that nobody can unlock you and even if they did you wouldnt have any moves and would be bottom tier.

I wish Johnny Depp would win for Best Actor.