Wish Corruptor

[Meleeruler]

god dude, that's just wrong...

Wish granted o_O But everyone from this point on hates you.

I wish for beef.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, you get to meet "Beef" which is a nickname for a gay bodybuilder named Craig who takes advantage of you constantly.

I wish for a pet rock.

 

[dan smith]

Man...that thing about his mom was too funny. I can't even explain why it was so funny...it just was...

Ok...so...pet rock! Congratulations...too bad it poops in your mouth while you sleep. (That's what pets do! They poop!!)

I wish I had better eyesight so that I could wear aviator sunglasses instead of regular glasses. BAM!

 

[Fox4695]

Granted but once your eyes get better they stop making aviator sunglasses to wear.

I wish this would get corrupted

 

[dan smith]

I wish I had a new cellphone.

 

[fluffy-sama]

you have a new cell phone, but unfortunately it's only new to YOU. it's actually MY old piece of crap that doesn't work very well and you're still screwed.


I wish some people would come to my tournament. Or at least post in my thread. :x

 

[Deus]

Granted, but they all use Roy because of his sword has fire.

I wish I had a new controller.

 

[the nightmare]

granted. but its broken. really really broken. so broken that u cant use it.

i wish i had a bone.

 

[dan smith]

Granted, you are totally bone'd.

I wish summer would get here.

 

[Deus]

Granted, it instantly becomes summer and you failed all your classes because you didn't do anything for a couple months.

I wish it would have snowed here this winter...

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but you had a car accident because of bad roads.

I wish that it HADN'T OF snowed here this winter.

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but it snows during spring, summer, and fall instead.

I wish that I had someone cool to play competitive smash with.

 

[SakuraPichu]

granted but he's too cool to play smash with you.

i wish i came up with a good forum game.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but it still has Pichu in it so people ridicule you behind your back.

I wish that I was declared best Ness of the Midwest (bring it Dan).

 

[dan smith]

Granted! I'm serious.

I wish I people would appreciate the drawings I do in Math class as much as they appreciate the ones I do in drawing class.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but they like the other guy's more.

i wish i had the internet at home with virus protection

 

[Yuna]

Granted, but you'll still be attacked by malware on a regular basis.

I wish that cute guy in my Spanish class were gay (Or bi! I could settle for bi!)

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but he still doesnt like you.

I wish my computer was healed from all its viruses so I could be 1337 again.

 

[Deus]

Granted, but then it becomes too 1337 and starts a computer revolution killing you and your family in the process.

I wish I had a candy bar.

 

[Yuna]

Granted! But it's not a Snickers bar, it's a Mars bar! Noooooooooooooo!

I wish George W. Bush disappeared off the face of the Earth...

 

[Deus]

Granted..... and we'll leave it at that.

I wish that Fox wasn't so broken

 

[dan smith]

Granted...his upsmash does 1% less damage. He is now less broken! Yay!

I wish more people were posting in my Encryption game. I know I just posted it...but I really want to see if people can figure them out.

 

[Deus]

Granted.... naw seriously I'll go try out the second one right now.

I wish Fox was more broken

 

[Yuna]

(Fox's usmash actually does 1% less damage and takes 10% more to killl, at least Peach, in PAL)

Granted, every single character in SSBM besides him have now developed a 0-200% chaingrab on him.

I wish chips were cheaper.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but yoy get thristy and ALL the drinks are expensive and you die of thirst.

i wish i wouldn't lose my temper as much.

 

[dan smith]

Granted...you get beat up by people all the time. If you don't lose your temper how are you going to kick peoples heads in?

I wish I lived in ancient Rome.

 

[Deus]

Granted, but someone cuts your head off because I heard thats what they liked to do back then.

I wish I could master pichu and bring her to top tier

 

[dan smith]

Granted...then everybody uses Pichu and gets a ton better than you. Nobody knows who you are and you lose to everybody elses Pichu.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[Meleeruler]

Wish granted, but now you have to work more.

I wish for SSB3.

 

[Godamus]

Granted, but released on PS2

I wish there were more great games on GC

 

[Kyari]

Granted, but the only language they come in is Swahili.

I wish that my cat would stop staring at me in the dark.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but now your dog does it.

I wish for a life.

 

[Dapenda]

Granted, but then what is a life, the life of a druggie or a fugitive is a still a way of life, and the life of a unsatisfied person is what you recieve (back to step one...)

I wish for immortal youth

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted but all of your friends die and nobody wants to be your friend ever again because you're a freak.

I wish for the ability to shave years off of people's lives with my mind.

 

[Dapenda]

Granted, but it's the lives of your close ones that you shave off, everytime they see you

I wish it's 2010 now

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but you missed everything that happened in 2006-2009.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Godamus]

Granted, but too bad you're the deliverly boy for it

I wish there could be some other way

 

[Exovel]

wish granted, but you forgot what you were talking about

i wish i had a pet squirrel

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but he keeps biting your nuts! HACHACHACHACHA!!! ....I'm sorry....

I wish I was a little bit talla'. I wish I was a balla'.

 

[Exovel]

granted, but for the growth pill to work you'll have to be nuetered (my retribution is swift!)

i wish i had a pet squirrel that DIDN'T bite by nuts