Wish Corruptor

[Linkrulzs]

everybody lived harmon,but a nuke landed on them



I wish i had a DS

 

[Marthby87]

Granted, but you get the N-Gage DS instead. (be more specific next time!

Okay my sig is off in the other post, so how about some honey roasted Planters Peanuts now? :D

 

[Linkrulzs]

granted,but they turn into roasted planted beans!



I wish i had a nintendo DS

 

[Rodimus]

Granted, but it fries.

I wish i could get to E-57 in Lawrence Kansas.

 

[Danny MacDonald]

Granted, but your parents come and ground you.

I wish I had cheese

 

[Marthby87]

Granted but it youre lactose intolerent.

I wish I Nintendo would make an SSB64 remake, with more stuff and well balanced... oh and Kirby + Pikachu still top tier! :D

 

[Phatgamer1]

Uh, granted, but the graphics are so blocky that it makes you stop wanting a remake.

I wish Link was teh pwnz0r in SSBM.

 

[ANTX]

granted.... but you died. crappy trade, ain't it phat?

i wish to not have my wish corrupted.

 

[Rodimus]

Originally posted by Danny MacDonald
Granted, but your parents come and ground you.

I wish I had cheese

Wah!

oh and

for ANTX


Too Late


I wish for nothing. (HA!)

 

[Bahamut]

Ok, you get nothing. You find yourself in the emptiness of space, where there is nothing. Your head explodes and your brain fragments freeze.

I wish I had an italian greyhound.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but it dies of malnutrition. Shame on you.....

I wish that this girl I met the other day would go out with me.

 

[rabidbunny33]

Granted....but her ex gets jealous and kills you.


I wish I had a new picture phone.

Spoiler

I've dropped my current cell phone one to many times...

 

[Danny MacDonald]

granted but it wieghs ten pounds and takes black and white photos only

I wish for three more wishes...

 

[MediocreGamer]

Granted...but they turn out to be duds, and the opposite of what you wanted to happen happens.

I wish I had a Nintendo DS.

 

[Rodimus]

Granted, but all the stores are out.

I wish Melee hated me.

 

[Rodimus]

Originally posted by Bahamut3585
Ok, you get nothing. You find yourself in the emptiness of space, where there is nothing. Your head explodes and your brain fragments freeze.

I wish I had an italian greyhound.

but if there is nothing, how can i be there, i am something.

 

[Hoefler]

Melee hates you, but your GC loves you!

I wish I had more mountain dew.

 

[soberfox]

Granted. Nothing bad is going to happen, take your mountain dew.

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper.

 

[Linkrulzs]

granted,but it was mountain dew inside the dr. pepper bottle.


I wish i had 1,000,000 bucks

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but it is all laundered money. You go to jail and become someone's señorita.

I wish I was better at Peach.

 

[ANTX]

you are a better peach. the best peach ever. you're so ripe and delicious, but you are sliced and eaten.

i wish for a wish!

 

[Hoefler]

Wish granted, post again... heh.

I wish I was better at corrupting that last wish.

 

[Linkrulzs]

granted,but then youre bad at replying.


I wish the n-gage was never made.

 

[Hoefler]

Congrats, but through the reverse laws of effectual topicality this causes all of the fish to die.

I wish that Desperate Housewives was never invisioned...

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

Granted but then you've also broken the seal of "Good submissive marital wife" released an unearthly PMS that all housewives where having undercontrol they woulnd up going postal on all men on earth,
except the single men. ...Oh, and yes even the gay men that are housewives killed all the really really hotlooking metrosexual males.

I wish for a chulo. With J.LO in a thong with no top, holding it! Oiiiieeeeeeeee, mommacita likes...lol

 

[Danny MacDonald]

Granted. But a serios fire accident caused lots of unfortunate scaring.. you consequently die of a heart attack.

i wish the earth were shaped like a donut

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but no core =

I wish I knew what I don't know... like the giver.

 

[Racoonboy]

Granted, but it becomes a real donut with no atmosphere and the sun cooks all of us.

I wish I had a skateboard

 

[Hoefler]

Hehe, it's broken.

I wish someone would actually answer my wish...

 

[Bahamut]

Which one, the Giver wish? Fine, now you know what it's like to suffer from starvation and die in war. Your life sucks forever as you dwell on these thoughts day after day.

Originally posted by Rodimus
but if there is nothing, how can i be there, i am something.

You asked for nothing, not to BE nothing. For that, God would just Ctrl+Alt+Delete you or something.

I wish I could be a good standup comedian.

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but your name is Robin Williams. (This means you're not funny.)

I wish I could get some more Mountain Dew.

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

Robin Williams huh what a fool.

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

yea seriously 311, what up with that?

Moving on.

I wish for a monkey wrench that ruins everyones, life, only to fully make it all the way up the corporate ladder, where I am king, Forevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! *evil laughter* "Muhamuhamuhahahahhahhmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhahahhahahahahah

 

[Matunas]

Wish granted but the monkey wrench ruins everyone's life so yours is ruined too.

I wish someone would post after me.

 

[Linkrulzs]

granted,but then your post disappered.

I wish i had 1000 posts

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

granted only to have BBT transform into the hulk ...because you literally where trying to convert the faithless in smash; smashing you with 1,000,000 warnings officially banning you forever...after eating you of course.

 

[Rodimus]

Granted, but you posted no wish.

I wish we had no ads.

 

[Hoefler]

Then the site would collapse from within!.>!

I wish mine would go away. (warning points )

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but then you get 5 more for minor spam.

I wish my internet connection was faster.

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but you get it from a service called "the cartel", there goes your pinky.

I wish I had more bacon to eat.