Wish Corruptor

[Phatgamer1]

They are as good as 4, 5, and 6.

I wish I had my own personal Krispy Kreme shop.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted but you eat yourself into a coma.

I wish that there was a Checker's around here.

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

I cried for him at the funeral, but ran away in a blue 1972 mustang, to stiff paying for the fumeral expenses. Leaving Undr to pay $45,000 for it.

I wish for a high end computer to beable to run my own underground free p2p swap filing, Mirc is what I think to have. IRC anyone?

for you all/size]
best and worse of 2004 [/color]

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

granted but you have no firewall and your computer is instantly riddled with viruses that keep you from doing anything

I wish for napolean dynamite

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

granted.

So, therefore you turn into the nerd for 2004 and have set the guiness book of records, for the worst case of acne imaginable.
That even meat wad thought you where his sister, that he had set a restraining order due to the fact he got drunk one night and accidentally slip on a bananna, broke all the furnitures in the room and gotten her preganant, with 50 other meatwads after.

I want an airport with gold jetliners and maskcottes to bring in a billion customers that will make filthy stinking rich!! XD

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but your airline company is so horrible that everyone wants a refund, leaving you filthy, stinking, and BROKE!

I wish I would have spent the last hour doing something more worthy of my intellect.

 

[Darkclaw]

Granted, you spend 26 hours reorginizing your stamp collection

I wish to be able to aim in a first person shooter, lol

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but you shoot yourself in the process.

I wish women were easier to persuade.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted... yeah thats it. just granted.

I wish that Phatgamer1's wish didnt come true.

 

[soberfox]

Granted, only because you are an underdog.

I wish I had more money than everyone.

 

[Undrdog]

granted, but then you buy out Microsoft and become just as hated as Gates.

I wish I understood Soberfox's reply to my last wish. =/ and on that note, I wish I wasnt slow...

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

granted, you gain wisdom...and became hyper acute with light speed information that you wound up being hunted by the shadow government, due to the fact you are viewed as a threat to national security. ...Mostly you made over 30 trillion dollars and bought out both nasdeq and wallstreet!

I wish to be the greatest novelist and sell billions worldwide, and achieve the nobel peace prize.

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but your fame tragically turned you homosexual and you cannot help yourself.

I wish I had alot of food right now from McDonalds.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but all you get are big puddles of grease. >.<

I wish I was a magician.

 

[rabidbunny33]

Granted, but you turn yourself into a frog.

I wish by biology homework was done...

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but you still have 50 pages of math homework to go.

I wish I could fly.

 

[rabidbunny33]

Granted, but you crash into my math homework and get lots of paper cuts.


I wish I had some chocolate.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but it's dark chocolate and moldy on top of that.

I wish I had a car.

 

[rabidbunny33]

Granted, but you leave the keys in it, and I steal it.


I wish that Phatgamer1 would do my 50 pages of pre-cal homework.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, let just hope he knows calc.

I wish that more people would check out my BANNER SHOP!

 

[Phatgamer1]

I don't know pre-calc. >_>

Granted, but they ask you for sigs and making them drives you crazy.

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

Granted but you get bitten and die of poke-aids...

I wish that I was a monkey so I can pick things up with my tai and feet. l ...having just two hands is so, time consuming.

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

granted but you are locked up in a cage for being the freak that turned into a monkey

I wish people would join my site the haven

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but hillbilly poachers shoot you with tranquilizers, and sell you for profit on the black market.

I wish I could have a custom avatar for free.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted but then they ban you.

I wish that someone would tell me where I can load a 3mg image online that works... >_>

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

Originally posted by UndrDog
Granted but then they ban you.

I wish that someone would tell me where I can load a 3mg image online that works... >_>

I wish I had my very first and own banner on smash

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but it is a poopy banner. Literally.

I wish I owned the world.

 

[rabidbunny33]

Granted, but I own you, therefore the world is really mine.


I wish the room would stop spinning, my head is starting to hurt.

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

**cute avatar rabidbunny33...Hmmm rabid rabbit my fav..puts on hunting hat,"tis wabbit season...doc!"


granted but you would realize that it wasn't your head spinning but the bed being lifted by poltergeist; therefore launched you out the window where you pumilted 20 stories down landing 30feet deep in concrete.

I wish for a BIG FAT WHOPPER OF A WOMEN THAT CAN COOK AND CONTINUALLY ASSAULT ME,(mmm S&M style) TREAT ME Like **** BABY WHOO!!

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, but since I didnt understand a work you said, you just get a half Disected kitten.

I wish I had some Peanut Brittle!

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

Granted and along some half eaten kittie...

I wish for a Bumble Bee Tuna....(wait something about this seems familiar in an odd way?)
I hope that it would be my body guard against mod meanies & Jesus...
As well as let me eat it every five minutes when I get hungry. Heheh.
:D

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, but he cant outpower the J-Man

I wish that my sleep schedulie would go back to normal.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but now you never get anything done and you fail life (but your still a good person on the inside:D :D )

I wish I had MGS3

 

[Undrdog]

Granted but nobody loves you.

I wish that I had an advanced copy of LoZ2005.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but they reveal that the graphics will be that of play-doh.

I wish I had Alien Homnid for Gamecube

 

[Undrdog]

granted but its just identical as the online version.

I wish I knew why nobody will give my my pony assimulator... >=/

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, becuase it's a dumb wish.

I wish I had the new GTA.

 

[Undrdog]

granted but you realize its not much different then GTA3.

I wish I had a dime for every nickle I have.

 

[rabidbunny33]

Granted, but you don't have any nickels.


I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Undrdog]

granted but its made outta nickle

I wish that I could pay off my college loans...