Wish Corruptor

[Undrdog]

Granted but your hand falls off from all of the joystick rotations.

I wish that there was something good on TV...

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, Survivor Season 45 is on.

I wish I had super powers.

 

[Undrdog]

granted but you get captured and have experiments done on you

I wish I knew how we have the same amount of posts...

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, it's a conspiracy and you lose 100 posts.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but a drought starts. Your parents make you spend an hour a day watering grass, and you have to pay the increased water-bill.

I wish that today would be Christmas Eve.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but Christmas is canceled because Christmas Eve was too early.

I wish I had access to the Back Room.

 

[Flarefox]

Goodness, that is exactly what I was planning to wish next!

But it's too bad that I cannot grant this one.
Oh well...
Granted, but you get banned for entering illegally (you did not get access the fair way).

I wish that I got access into the backroom the fair way, so I won't get kicked out.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Your's is....GRANTED, but you are banned, arrested, and have to sell your house, furniture, and electronics to the Salvation Army and are left with Yoshi Story and the original Gameboy without batteries. (oddly specific)

I wish that pop singers (ashlee simspon cough cough) would not lipsync.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, and thanks to you there are no more Pop Singers which is a very good thing. but then Kirby has to move to a new planet because PopStar is destroyed.

I wish that I could upload my own Avatar because I'm just cool that way.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but you become un-cool from the wish and SWF crashes because of V-Bulletin being overrided.

I wish that I had more than 3 fans for my fic because well I want more readers.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, but then they all run to NESSBOUNDERS fic.

I wish that I wouldnt get in trouble for this... V

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but you still got in trouble...my bad.

I wish that I was a better wish granter.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted... good job?

I wish that they didnt screw up the last two Matrix movies...

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but because of this, they screw up the first one.

I wish I had every Legend of Zelda game ever made.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but you don't have the systems to play them on.

I wish I didn't have bad luck in card games.

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but for balance, you get bad luck in video games, especially SSBM. You, desperate for good luck, quit video games to become a crazy gambler in Vegas. Though you win big bucks at first, the addiction builds. Eventually you go crazy and lose all of your money.

I wish that I could have though of a better down-side for Darkkirby's wish. v_v

 

[Who Am I???]

You do but its already posted.

I wish I had more money.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but it is in ¥en and therefore worthless in America.

I wish that Pyro and Vidjo didnt leave here tomorrow.

 

[Pyrogamer]

i'd just move to japan if i had a lot of yen

Granted...but me and vidjo are still here tomorrow morning...and you play vidjo all day while I sleep in, having lost every match to any of his characters, you get angry and tempermental. You have an anyeurism and end up in the hospital. The memory part of your brain is affected, and you forget that SSBM ever existed, losing all skills and become an ignorant, mediocre Halo 2 player.
(sorry for the harsh corruption, i still luv u)

I wish that those stupid Mongolians would stop knocking down my city wall.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but the Russians start to do it.

I wish they would make another SSB game.

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but it is a low, pathetic attempt for some quick cash. It is nothing like the other series and just stupid. Also, this stupid game attracts many melee players, so the melee community is weakened.

I wish that SSBM could be played online.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but it is really slow and it takes one hour for you to make a couple punches or use your b-moves.

I wish that I would wish for better things.

 

[Undrdog]

granted, but UR HEAD A'SPLODE!

I wish that Square Enix would make a true sequel to the original FF!

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but they do a sh*tty job and no one wants to play it.

I wish my head a'splode!

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, but as a side effect you start making better wishes.

I wish that they would translate Anime quicker. and dont use "the translation would suck" as a breaker...

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but they start using the excuse of "we're busy making new episodes in Japan".

I wish that the new Zelda game for the GC was out now.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted but then PS2 and XBOX goes nuts and makes thier own versions.... ( thinks of Dark Cloud... HE LOOKS JUST LIKE LINK!!!! )

I wish that my parents werent so freaking nuts...

Sig, ******

 

[rabidbunny33]

Wish granted, but now you're freaking nuts.


I wish that there were more chocolate covered pretzels in the kitchen...

 

[Undrdog]

granted, but you have to beat a hungry dog to them.

I wish for a RPG for the DS... sigh =/

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted but the game is so horrible that it drives you insane.

I wish Peach wasn't in smash.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, but she I replaced by Daisy.

I wish for a penguin!

 

[rabidbunny33]

Wish granted, but instead of 1 penguin, you get 100 and they attack you.


I wish that my history teacher would stop smelling like cat pee.

 

[Undrdog]

granted but she now smells like penguin pee.

I wish I would survive the penguin melee!

 

[rabidbunny33]

Wish granted, but now you are stuck with my horrible smelling history teacher.


I wish it would snow enough that schools in NYC were closed for a week...or two

 

[Undrdog]

granted, but they make you all make up for it by makeing summer vacation shorter.

I wish that the Giants would beat the snot outta the Cowboys and not go down as the worst team in the NFC East. =/

 

[Houndoomshocka]

Granted, but the Giant's disband for being too tired from running all those touchdowns.

I wish for a pony. JK

I wish Johnny Depp was a girl.

 

[Anthony C]

You are one sad little man

I wish I never heard anyone ever say that they wished that Depp was a girl.

 

[Undrdog]

granted, and we all do too.

I wish that Fox would allow more Futurama episodes to be created.

 

[rabidbunny33]

Wish granted, but they decided to kill off all the cool characters.


I wish I had some matches...

 

[Undrdog]

granted but your codecs you have make them all over 20 gigs in size.

I wish that the first two Star Wars, (ep. 1&2) were as good as 4,5&6.