Wish Corruptor

[Undrdog]

granted but you blow yourself up.

I wish the Ice Climbers weren't pwned by Samus.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but the gods don't speak lingo, so the Ice Climber get sold to a pawn shop.

I wish I owned GTA: San Andreas.

 

[Undrdog]

granted, but you realize its no better the GTA3

I wish I knew photoshop.

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but you become an expert on the subject and become everyone's photographer/photo editor.

I wish that I understood Morse code (if that's how ya spell it ).

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, but it becomes your only means of comunication

I wish that I had a "Smashmobile"and a personal driver to take me to any tourny I want!

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, to bad you suck at Smash.

I wish I had Pokeman Red.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, you buy it for a nickle and then regret it ten minutes later.

I wish that the Blackmage from FF would come over for dinner... but not nuke me...

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but he casts a spell on your family, and THEY nuke you.

I wish i had a Black Nissan 350Z.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but someone keyed it and slashed its tires.

I wish I had an atari (you know, for the memories).

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but the 3 inch layer of dust on the console makes you ill and therefore you must throw it out.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted. Expect a visit from Oprah soon.

I wish I had a cool video camera.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but since your camera is so cool, someone steals it.

I wish i had a HOT girlfriend.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted. Oprah's on fire.

I wish I had a talking monkey (like all the rich kids have).

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but his voice is that of Pee Wee Herman, which annoys you to death. Literally.

I wish I had a girlfriend who is HOT, but not Oprah.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you turn geh-hay.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but now you are thirsty.

I wish I could have whatever I wanted, whenever, wherever.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but you're never happy with what you get.

I wish I'd inheirit Bill Gate's entire fortune.

 

[Racoonboy]

Granted but you have so much money you don't what to do with it

I wish for cotton candy

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but it's a special yellow cotton candy made by Tom Hanks himself (wink wink).

I wish my dogs weren't so crazy.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but the rest of your pets go crazy.

I wish that my old pkmn cards were worth more than 5 cents each.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but the gods think it's really gay for you to have Pikmin cards, so you burn in **** for eternity.

I wish I get something good for Christmas.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted. You receive the gift of giving by selling your house and giving the money to charity.

I wish I had a movie to watch.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but it's Earnest Saves Christams.

I wish I did all my homework.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but you turn it in so late it doesn't count.

I wish I would update my fic more often.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but you start writing about Barbie's Magical Pony Ride.

I wish I started my fan fic.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted. Have fun writing about Yoshi's first day of preschool.

I wish more people would reply to my fic because I just updated it.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted but I'll do it later

I wish Link was the best in SSBM

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but a new smash game comes out and everyone forgets about melee.

I wish Zelda games had not been cell shaded.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, too bad that WindWaker rocked! (and the next Zelda isnt)

I wish that they would make more two player Mario games like the NES had.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, except they have the same graphics as the NES.

I wish I had digital cable.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, but it really isnt that great. trust me. you end up just watching basic cable anyway.

I wish that I had more people to practice against

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but they are all ********. Haw haw!

I wish Vanilla Ice would make a comeback.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, but then a large group of radicals decide to stone you for this wish.

I wish that I had my own house. sigh...

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but you don't have any furniture or anything in it.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, you die of boredom.

I wish the next DS shipment would get here soon...

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but they are all sold out before you buy one.

I wish that MTV had more music videos instead of crappy shows.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted, but its still just as bad.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

 

[Who Am I???]

Granted but you get caught by a fisherman.

I wish uh Christmas was tomorrow.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted but nobody gave you any presents.

I wish for yet another Pony Assimulator!

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but your insides explode because of the dumb wish.

I wish I had Mario Party 6.