Wish Corruptor

[DarkRoom]

Granted, but he rises like a phoenix and smites you.

I wish I was more sober right now.

 

[Ragnarok503]

Granted, but you realize that reality sucks

I wish I was more un-sober right now

 

[dan smith]

Granted but then you can't find your pants! Where did you put them! You just don't know...cause your so damn drunk...

I wish I was a lion dentist. (there is no way that could go wrong!)

 

[ANTX]

granted, but lions dont care enough to go....

i wish e-57 will ROCK!

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, I hope it does too.

I wish I would win all my money matches at E-57.

 

[Linkrulzs]

granted,but then you lose all the money.


I wish i was the best ssbm player in the world.

 

[rabidbunny33]

Granted, but you die.

I wish my hair was less frizzy.

 

[Marthby87]

Granted....but all the frizzyness went to your "other hairs". Now you got AFRO BUSH!!!

I wish my cold was gone... *sniff*

 

[Matthew "Demo" Rak]

Granted. Now you have AIDS.

I wish my dogs didn't smell so bad.

 

[iceman14]

Granted, now you smell like skunk.

I wish for a girlfriend.

 

[DarkRoom]

Granted, but she won't put out.

I wish I had a nuclear powered gamecube.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted but you get 64 types of cancer, all of which keep each other from killing you so all that you can do is suffer and watch your cells mutate!

I wish everybody in the world loved each other and were all clothed and fed and happy.

(How the hell can this go wrong?)

 

[iceman14]

granted, but you died. Sorry that's the trade-off

I wish for shapeshifting powers.

 

[dan smith]

WISH GRANTED, all humans live in harmony...and all the robots take a moment to think about how much they loathe us. Roombas, Robo-Sapiens, and Asimos arm themselves and rule us with an IRON FIST.

Gawd I love Asimo.

EDIT: We both answered the same wish.

Ok...hmm...You shapeshift into cornbread and get eaten. Wish destroyed.

I wish I was a giant clawed beast of hard pink quartz who speaks seldom and draws blood without hesitation!!!

 

[iceman14]

granted, but I shot you in the face and,well......., you died.

I wish that I was immortal.

 

[dan smith]

You are but then...well...I shot you in the face and you died.

I wish people would actually put some thought into their wish corruptions...

Stop posting your sig!

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but the fact that the majority of the people that ATTEMPT to think of a good wish corruption cannot think at all, makes it a losing battle.

I wish I had chocolate right now.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but inside of the chocolate was crocodile semen.... you lose.

I wish everyone would love Ness more.

 

[dan smith]

They do! (because of the YYG)

...but then everybody plays him and you feel less original...

I wish I could stop laughing. (crocodile semen...hahaha!!)

 

[Ragnarok503]

Granted, but instead of just sitting there and laughing you stumble upon a naked picture of your mom on google images.

I wish I had a monkey who could talk named Furious George.

 

[ANTX]

wish granted, but HE'S JUST TOO FuRIOUS!

i wish for snow peas. not a lot. and certainly not with poison or anything. and i wish i don't die.

 

[iceman14]

you wish for too many things.
Wishes denied, you are too greedy dude.

I wish I could control time.

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but now you spend all your time controlling time itself, so you never have any free time to do anything else.

I wish that I had like sixty dollars so I could go buy some new DVD's. DVD's are so effin cool.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but your 60 bucks is instantly set on fire by a random lightning bolt that strikes your car on the way to Wal-Mart to buy your "effin cool" DVDs. It kills you in the process as an added bonus.

I wish I was an only child.

 

[Matthew "Demo" Rak]

Granted, your siblings have been murdered.

I wish I had a pet panda who could use chop sticks.

 

[dan smith]

He can use chopsticks....TO RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS!!

I wish I was old enough to buy cigarettes...so I could sell them to children. Yeah!

Enough with the ****ing sig!

 

[iceman14]

granted, but you get get caught by the police, the police believe you are a serial killer (mistaken identity) and give you the death penalty,and...........................you died by injection.

I wish I was god.

 

[ANTX]

granted.....i can't **** that up.

i wish i was DEVIL!

 

[dan smith]

It is easy to mess up "I wish I was God"

Granted...you are the God of poop!

In responce to Antx' wish: Granted...you are the Devil or poop!

I wish I didn't have to sleep so darn much!

 

[ANTX]

ok. but you're always REALLLY TIRED.

devil or poop?

i wish dan smith was nice to me. i like him.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but he's only nice out of pity, he doesn't really like you.

I wish that questions were unanswerable.

 

[ANTX]

granted, but now the thread will die...

i wish this thread will go on 4ever!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

 

[iceman14]

granted, but it will make killjoy's wish a dud. This thread will go on and on, just like the energizer bunny.

I wish I was rich, famous person.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but everybody hates you and your face becomes horribly disfigured (more than it already is) and you can't leave your mansion. I hope it was worth it.

I wish Iceman14 was banned and that nothing bad happened to me.

 

[ANTX]

done and done...

but the problem is YOU ARE CAVEdudeguy12354.

too bad.

i wish i won...

 

[iceman14]

granted you win, but you got caught using steriods and have to remove your name from the record books.

Second, killjoy, almost every female friend I have and three drunk chicks said I was cute. I am not horribly disfigured.

I wish that a specific butt muncher would leave me alone and get a life.

Stop posting your sig!

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, you finally quit masturbating and save the lives of a lot of kittens who claw you to death.

I wish My refridgerator was stocked with water.

 

[Shade520]

blast you beat me to the punch Killjoy...

Granted, your fridge is stocked full of water, but who ever said it wasn't poisoned water...

I am going to have to wish to sit dorment in a cave only to be met by the one who would later kill me by my own sword...

 

[iceman14]

Granted, but you are consumed by nothingness and implode upon yourself creating a blackhole that kills anyone who comes near you. You die, your family dies, and everybody you love dies.


I wish for a box of Klenex.

Sig, dammit!

 

[Ragnarok503]

granted, but the box is filled with poison instead of tissue

I wish I could make a living off of Smash