Wish Corruptor

[Linkrulzs]

granted,but all the bacon dissaper.

I wish i had fries

 

[Melee Pikachu]

Granted, but the fries would taste horrible

I wish Pok'emon was more popular

 

[dan smith]

Granted...but it becomes convuluted and vulgar...all the Japanese charm is buried underneath a sickening layer of consumerism and sex appeal.

I wish for a large amount of dirty socks...in a pile.

Maybe in many small piles, either way, a ton of them.

 

[Hoefler]

GRANTED! You come over to my house and into my room only to get lost in your beloved sock pile!

I wish I would've had a better night sleep last night.

 

[Marthby87]

Granted....but it was an ETERNAL SLEEP *coughdeathcough*

I wish the E-guls beat the Pay-tree-utts in the super bowl today!:D

 

[dan smith]

Granted...they beat them...TO DEATH....WITH CLUBS!!

I wish to be the worlds greatest lover.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, except you're attracted to porcupines.

I wish my cell phone wouldn't run out of batteries so easily.

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but you get it replaced with a nuclear reactor.. battery. Have fun with cancer!

I wish there was no school only for today so that I could go home, but come back tomorrow and it would still be there.

 

[ANTX]

granted, but you died.

i wish i didn't die!

 

[Yuna]

Granted, but at least you got to go to MOAST3.

I wish I had gotten to go to MOAST3.

 

[dan smith]

You did...but you got repetitively IC glitched by ANTX. (who didn't go to MOAST3 by the way)

I wish I was a six armed panda bear god!

 

[DarkRoom]

You get your wish, but no one worships you.
I wish I could travel to another planet.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, you decide to go to Pluto, where the temperature is about 15 Kelvin, therefore freezing your dumb*** to death.

I wish Yoshi had an Up B that helped him recover.

 

[Yuna]

You get your wish, but he still sucks!

I wish Peach had Marth's sword...

 

[Linkrulzs]

granted,but peach didnt know how to use it and in a battle she stabed herself with it.


I wish link was top tier.

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but that doesn't change who he is as a character. Fox and shiek still own him.

I wish the HOT tournys would get off the ground.

 

[DarkRoom]

Granted, but you suddenly lose interest in SSBM right when they do.

I wish I could eat metal and not get sick.

 

[dan smith]

You can but then you transform into Metallo! The Metal Monster!

..chicks don't wanna **** a guy who has a steel ****. (I asked them)

I wish my girlfriend would consent to me dating other ladies simultaneously.

 

[DarkRoom]

You get your wish, but the only other ladies that date you are Joan Rivers and Roseanne.

I wish I could animate G.I. Joes to fight people for me.

 

[dan smith]

Surry!

You can...but it's lame...because they are sooo weak. (obviously?)

I wish I was a Catholic priest so that I could not molest children and confuse everybody.

 

[Ragnarok503]

You get your wish and realize that being a catholic priest sucks and is boring and suddenly your mind fills with thoughts of molesting children (its a deadly cycle)

I wish I could make peoples heart explode when I looked at them a certain way.

 

[Marthby87]

Granted but you look at yourself the mirror, your heart explodes, and you die.

I wish I could solve the Rubiks Cube...

 

[Hoefler]

Granted! But it takes you 137 years... and right when you get it your fingers turn into sand... like your body... because you're old?

I wish I understood the AIM icon with the foot in its mouth.

 

[dan smith]

You do eventually figure out what it means (not saying anything) but you can never get your foot out of your mouth again. Next time experiment on a monkey first.

I wish they hadn't cancelled Futurama.

 

[Undrdog]

Granted but everyone realizes how great the show is and it gets run into the ground by a bunch of bandwagoners.

(after seeing the Superbowl commercial...) I wish Underdog was back on the air.

 

[Ragnarok503]

Your wish is granted but somehow they manage to turn it into a reality show about ******* and prostitutes

I wish reality shows would die

 

[Linkrulzs]

granted,but then TV becomes illegal


I wish anamated shows would disapper.

 

[Hoefler]

Well, considering they're ANIMATED* shows, that's fine. Too bad you spelled anamated.

I wish, I wish, I wish....

 

[Ragnarok503]

granted and you die

I wish 311 would have had a wish

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, you granted it.

Lol... ummm... Yeah, more cakes of different colour would be nice.

 

[ANTX]

wish granted. i see nothing wrong with it.

i wish i could keep my sig in the forum!

 

[Yuna]

Wish granted, but your sig will have to contain only 2 letters at most...

I wish I had a nekkid gay boyband in my bedroom...

 

[ANTX]

WISH GRANTED HERE I AM!

i wish yuna liked me....

 

[dan smith]

Granted but then you get banned forever and ever by Metroid Killer becaues you POSTED WITH YOU SIG. (n00b)

I wish ANTX would stop spamming the boards...

...

...!!!

EDIT:...!!!

 

[DarkRoom]

Granted, but he spams your email instead.

I wish I was better at teaching fruit bats to juggle mushrooms.

 

[Ragnarok503]

Granted, but nobody wants to watch them because they'd rather see the juggling monkeys (no one can resist a monkey)

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but the fish eats your soul.... (guess you should have killed him)

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

 

[DarkRoom]

Granted, but everyone at your workplace tonight chip in on a lottery ticket and they win.

I wish I would reach 100 posts right this instant.

 

[dan smith]

Granted...You instantly post ten posts...but this involves posting many SPAM topics...including some pornography and pro Nazi poetry. You get banned!

I wish I hadn't lost my tooth...

 

[ANTX]

granted, but you posted your sig in the games forum. (n00b)

i wish dan smith would wallow in the moment of his defeat.