Wish Corruptor

[Byakko Shockwave]

Granted, but you get fired for pouring the contents of the coffee machine on your boss's head.

I wish I had a working lightsaber!

 

[Archaos Duo]

Granted, but you have no arms or hands that you can hold it in. :D

I wish I could play Super Smash Bros Melee as well as Azen!

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted, but Azen starts playing another game and becomes the worst player in smash history.

I wish all pennies where green

 

[AxeRaider]

Granted, but you mistake them for candy and choke on then.

I wish i was a secrete agent.

 

[DeathSheik]

Granted but u die on a mission


I wish that i was the coolest person in the world...

 

[Byakko Shockwave]

Granted, but Russia discovers you and has you executed.

I wish I knew Kung Fu

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted, but I can still beat u up

I wish for universal peace

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted... but it lasts only one day, as a war inevitably breaks out the next day.

I wish everyone knew good grammar.

 

[fluffy-sama]

Wish granted, but then the English gurus re-write the MLA handbook, and all of a sudden the grammar we all know as 'correct' is obsolete, and we all have to go back through English 1-4AP to relearn it.

I wish MasterOfFlames lived in Texas. Like. Next door to me.

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted, but he dosent visit you.

I wish I was loved.

 

[Archaos Duo]

Granted, but you are loved by only one person. The rest of the world hate you.

I wish I could fight as well as the guys in Kill Bill. :D

 

[link_fanboy17]

granted, but Uma kills you. HAha:D

I wish everyone loved me.

 

[Vjoe]

granted, but now you hate yourself and have suicidal tendencies.

i wish that the next ssb would be out already (i dunno if someone did this im not gonna read 200 pages).

 

[fluffy-sama]

The game comes out but Nintendo won't sell it to you.

I wish I were in school.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but you're such a nerd, the bullies stuff you in a locker!


I wish for a short bald headed FEMALE hooker with no teeth.

 

[Riddick]

Granted, but she is married to you and gets a sex change

I wish all the schools blew up

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but then they make you go to school in a cheap trailer house.

I wish We could all have holes in our heads like in the Matrix, so we could download everything to our brains, and we wouldn't have to go to school.

 

[Blaster]

Granted, but you get horrible headaches after having any info downloaded into your brain.

I wish I had a free DSL connection...

 

[EclipseGT]

Your wish is granted, but you're going to hate it when you see the number of popups that will be forced upon you.

I wish that the Revolution would come out by Christmas.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, [instert country you live in here] undergoes a revoultion tomarrow, you are drafted by the rebels, the standing government catchs you and sentences you to death.


I wish for 1 million kroner in my Paypal account.

 

[fluffy-sama]

Granted, but since paypal is so easy to hack, someone steals all your money and changes your password.

I wish my parents had filled out and returned my financial aid application 3 weeks ago when i brought it home instead of waiting until 2 days before registration is over. v.v;

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted... they fill it out and send it on time, but you are rejected.

I wish school wouldn't start for another 2 months.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, you don't learn anything at all, never get a job and become a bum on the street.


I wish for some Lakerol. (If you don't know what it is, don't reply!)

 

[fluffy-sama]

You get some but suddenly your tastebuds don't work.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

 

[DarkSideMarth]

You can but only half of your body will be in one place and the other half in an other.

I wish i had a means of making money.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted. You now have the wonderful job of scrubbing scum off boats for 3 cents an hour.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[Archaos Duo]

Granted, but heavy hail replaces the rain, making it unsafe for you to go outside.

I wish I had a pair of batteries.

 

[Hairy Faced D!ck]

granted but they no work

i wish someone reply to my topic

 

[Zero EXE]

Granted, but it gets closed after just one reply.

I wish that FOX wouldn't censor stuff in 'Family Guy'.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, they censor all their other shows instead.

I wish for a Pastrami on Rye sandwich with spicy mustard.

 

[Archaos Duo]

Granted, but you are no longer hungry.

I wish people would stop using legendaries on Pokémon Netbattle.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but now they cheat and hack the game.

I wish I had Flash.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, you are now flashed constantly by old men. Didn't expect that did ya?

I wish was as smart as a dictionary and a thesarus combined.

 

[fluffy-sama]

Granted, and now you're as smart as two inanimate obects. (( LOL, that wish sort of ruins itself. ))

I wish everyone would quit telling me that Azen won TG6.

 

[DarkSideMarth]

They do.....but Azen really DID win

I wish that i could lift up small buildings and punch through walls

 

[SakuraPichu]

Yeah, they're called miniatures and the walls are wallpaper.

i wish i didn't have to take Calculus.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, instead you take Sex education, taught by an 80 year old pedophile hungry for love from some teens.


I wish I could get this girl to go out with me.

 

[DarkSideMarth]

you can but she is the 80 yaer old pedaphile

I wish my goldfish didn't die

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but I steal it.


I wish that DarkSideMarth could spell.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted... now he can spel, but teh rest uf us ca'ntt.

I wish that Captain Planet was real. Because he's our hero. And he'll cut the pollution down to zero.