Wish Corruptor

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but however that wont stop his 7 kids and baby Bowser to do it for him.

I wish that the next smash would have 52 characters.

 

[Doctor Mario RPG]

Your wish was granted, but instead of 52 characters, there were 30 characters because they couldn't fit all of the characters on the selection screen.
I wish that Doctor Mario could wear gold clothing instead of plain white!

 

[Ace(Fox)]

What you got something against white.... and why not black, or yellow? Does it have to be "Gold"? However wish granted and an angry mob kills you for being a racist...

I wish I could buy better fireworks.

 

[True_Link_Master]

grant:you have better fire works but they explode in your face

I wish: Farts wouldnt smell

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but they become an oderless poison instead of a smelly nuisence (sp?) and you die from breathing them because you ate a huge bowl of baked beans a minute ago.

I wish I had a ham sandwich.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but it's days old, and the meats never been cooked, so food poisening for joo.

I wish Giygas had his kitty smiley.

 

[Bushelz]

Your wish is granted, but the kitty will have no teeth and will look like an old grandma.

I wish that EarthBound came out for the GBA.

 

[BeatofAngel]

Your wish is granted, but only 10 copies will be sold worldwide and it will stink anyway.

I wish there would be more holidays where we could get more presents and money ^^

 

[True_Link_Master]

granted but all the presents and money got stolen by me!

i Wish i won the lottery

 

[TheNewDarkness]

Your wish is granted, but it turns out a million other won it too so you only get a dollar.

I wish Space Jam would come out on DVD.

 

[BeatofAngel]

Your wish is granted, but each copy costs $100,000

I wish they'd make a SSBM sequel soon.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, however, the only store that sells it is on a small island off French Guiana.


I wish I could have seen fireworks for the fourth.

 

[BeatofAngel]

Your wish has been grant, you can watch them on tape ^^

I wish I could get a raise for my job.

 

[Eral]

congratulations
you get a raise!
youre now getting paid minimum wage

i wish i had a blastoise with thunderbolt

 

[BeatofAngel]

(minimum wage is better than the training wage im gettin...-_- **** government)

Your wish has been granted, here's a blastoise with a thunderbolt painted on it.

I wish I can get a nice car when im 16.

 

[MasterLordLars]

you wil. but you wil die on the first ride. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

i wish i could walk to the moon!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but when you reach space you die a horrible painfull death. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

I wish MasterLordLars did not steal my evil laugh.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but then i do a cheap rip off that's slightly different and better. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I wish for a bag of magic beans (from OoT).

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, however, they contain food poisoning (sp?)!



I wish they had Adult Swin in Norway.

 

[KoRnyIS]

wish granted but they'll only play case closed and the crappy episodes of lupin the third

i wish i lived in massachusetts (long story)

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you use all your money to move there and live in the gutter aka become a hobo.

I wish I was a successful playwrite, but not too successful.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you are no longer able too: Eat, Drink, See, Hear, Have Feelings, Talk and Move.

I wish I knew if Magic Jesus is serious.

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Granted, you know thats hes serious, this knowledge forces you to pick up a gun and blow off ur head due to visions of everwhere else in the world not having adult swim


I wish I had a better digital camera

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but you use it to take a picture of your sig and once you get it printed out you throw the picture ninja star style, but it comes back and chases you boomerang style.

I wish I wish that my fish in a dish would swish into a mish (mash).

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, it does, but the Goverment of......whatever country you live in decides to kill anybody who rymes, say "hi" to My Grandpa if you go to heven, or that girl who dated John Lennon if you go to ****!


I wish for my very own Kosher Deli.

 

[Helpful1]

Granted, but you eat your self, killing you.

I wish that the next female poster will have all of their jewelery become their body and teliport to the sun's core.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but . . . wait, what???

You . . . uhh . . . become as ******** as your wish was.

How do I work with that?

I wish Helpful1 would make sense.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but then you are turned into a female swf member and are teleported too the sun.

I wish I sometimes would make more sense:D

 

[tissue]

You make more sense to everyone except yourself. Then yourself can't understand what you're trying to say, so you say what sounds like it makes sense to you, only to confuse everyone else, and you're back where you started.

I wish I didn't type all that.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you get banned from Smash Boards for your insolent posts!

I wish that I could bench press a full-grown male llama.

 

[darkmagus5152]

granted, plus a 1,000,000 lb weight.

I wish i had a better computer

 

[XDaDePsak]

stfu

not granted
you're stuck with that P.O.S. forever.

 

[Creature_85]

Your invisible nonexistant wish is granted. . . whatever it was.

I wish XDaDePsak would post a question.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted... but he didn't.

I wish I had a pair of rechargable AA batteries...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but they are made of Lego.

I wish the AI popup would go away.

 

[Bahful]

Granted, but your screen is quickly flooded by a million other non-AI related ads vying for your attention causing your harddrive to overload and explode killing you and everyone within a five kilometer radius.


I wish the next person who posts a long, happy and fulfilling life.

 

[GameFreaking]

Granted, but i spend 70% of that life in a coma.

I wish i had a flying monkey.

 

[rmusgrave]

Granted, but he only has one wing, and flies around in circles.

I wish there was a free international smash tournament soon.

 

[GameFreaking]

Granted, but your not invited.

I wish my one winged monkey had both wings.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but since you didn't specify which wings you wanted your monkey to have both of, your monkey gets the wings of a 747 and it gets crushed by the weight of the huge metal wings, taking you with it.

I wish for more wishes!!!