Wish Corruptor

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but it gets stolen as you get it.

i wish i made better corruptions.

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted but your computer catches a virus

I wish to have black hair

 

[DeathSheik]

Granted but you turn balled in 1 year.






I wish i had a higher level.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, too bad the RPG got taken away.

I wish I had mad bow staff skills.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but with my mad Sword chuck skills, I kill both of us.

Why are Sword-Chucks so cool?

 

[AndroidFroggy]

They are buit an idiot uses them.

I wish that idiot SuperSolarDude14 would ****ing respond to our battle!

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted, but you lose since you suck

I wish to have Kingdom hearts: 2 and Final Fantasy XII

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but they're boot-leg and you can't save on the memeory cards.

i wish i could get a 1st episode preview of Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but an uber-nerd steals it.
I wish to have sex with the next FEMALE poster in this thread.

 

[Rodimus]

Granted but it turns out to be a guy...

I wish we had more emoticons

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but they all suck cuz they were made by a 5 year old who just kept hitting the computer until some crappy emoticons appeared.


I wish I had the skill to make a super computer powerful enough to calculate exactly how to make a wish that is uncorruptable.

 

[Anthony C]

The computer turns out to recieve the soul of Hitler and then it rules the world killing billions.

I wish I had a taco.

 

[Void]

Your wish is granted but the taco is radioactive.

I wish I had a sandwich. (... >_> <_< ....)

 

[Anthony C]

Your sandwich is cursed
(that's bad)
But it comes with a free frogurt
(that's good)
The Frogurt is also cursed
(that's bad)
It comes with your choice of topping
(that's good)
The topings contains Potassium Benzoate
(...)
That's bad

I wish the Simpson's season five would be released already.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but it's released in Japanese on digital cable and it's raining.

i wish i could run really fast.

 

[Anthony C]

Your wish comes true, but you go so fast that you travel back in time and you take the bullet that killed Abraham Lincoln.

I wish I had a million bucks.

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

granted but to do so you sell out your country and it is desroyed.

I wish I had all the ac/dc cd's

 

[Hoefler]

Your wish is granted but you get them translated into Spanish!

I wish Barney was still cool...

 

[Anthony C]

Barney Rubble is cool, but Fred Flinstone leaves the closet.

I hope no one understands that.

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

granted what you said is translated to jibberish but unfortunately for you so is everything else you say

I wish the cardinals would win the world series

 

[Hoefler]

THEY DO!! But in an unfortunate turn of events their plane crashes into your house.

I wish baseball would cease to exist.

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

granted but unfortunately the absence of baseball throws a hole into the space time continuim that swallows the earth whole and all you puny mortals die

I wish I could fly

 

[Anthony C]

Granted, but after 3 hours of flying your mom calls you in for dinner.

Eye wisch eye wuz entellegent.

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

granted but this causes you to become a total smart @$$ and you lose all your friends.

I wish I had one un-corruptable wish

 

[Anthony C]

Granted, this last wish is un-corruptable. But any other wish is corruptable.

I wish this was easier to explain.

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

Granted but nobody knows what you are talking about so it is useless

I wish the cardinals would kick into gear and win a game

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but they win a game of chess.

i wish that i had a DDR ring tone.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but it's monophonic.

I wish I had Paper Mario 2

 

[Hoefler]

Granted! Unfortunately, the disk is also paper... and you got it wet... loser....

I wish didn't have to go to work today. (And no one would notice).

 

[Anthony C]

Granted, but your boss finds out and fires you and now you have unlimited days off but you spend it drunk because you like to get drunk and play checkers in the nude and find out that when you lose you have to...

I wish I was cool.

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

granted but everyone else becomes cool too and then the people that were cool before get even cooler

I wish I got laid

 

[Anthony C]

Granted, but you get every STD discovered by man, and a few new ones just recently discovered.

I wish I could battle rap.

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but your gansta ways get yo head bussd.

I wish i could have built my mouse trap car in time.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but a mouse that gets trapped in it drives the car away.

i wiash i didn't have to take calculus.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but now you're back in preschool.

I wish Super Smash Bros. 3 would come out.

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but the graphics are worse that SSB64. Wow, sucks doesn't it?

I wish I had alot of money, and was corrupt and greedy.

 

[Anthony C]

Granted, but you get greedy and corrupted...that was too easy.

I wish I could finish a sent...hey a peanut.

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

granted you know have a peanut

I wish you would stop finding peanuts.

 

[Anthony C]

Granted...hey a bag of peanuts. I guess that was already corrupted right there.

I wish I could find a peanut

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but it's made of real pee.

I wish I had a real life Pokemon.