Wish Corruptor

[THE JUDGE]

granted but it kills you and becomes the worlds leading dealer in cocaine

I wish wrestling season didnt start for another week.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but now you have to wrestle naked (ew )

I wish I owned Viewtiful Joe 2.

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but you can't have any other games or ever play another one in your entire life.

I wish I had like 200 dollars or so.

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but you have to be a hooker on the dark streets of Mexcíco City to get it.

I wish i was chuckie finster.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but now you get to be beat up by Angelica every day of your life (nice choice)

I wish I had a rock 'em sock 'em robot.

 

[Helpful1]

Granted, but the robot falls apart!

I wish that Halo 2 came out! (not that it's only 3 days to wait from when this post was made)

 

[Young Roy]

Granted, but it SUX!

I wish I was 20 ft tall

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but you die within 5 minutes of getting bigger.

I wish that FG gave out gil. (*sigh* then I would have more of a reason to post often. darn, spammers)

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but the gil turns to herpies (sucks)

I wish I had a toaster:D :D

 

[Young Roy]

Granted, but it's one of thos phantom toasters (like the books and piano in Boo's big haunt on Super Mario 64.

I wish I had 1000 gil.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

EDIT: darn you Young Roy! can't you find somewhere else to post? I mean your spamming up the FG room! (lol, jk )

Granted, but your banned for spamming your way to the gil.

 

[Young Roy]

A: You have no wish in ur post.

B: If I'm banned, how am i still posting?


I wish CloudKid would Shut up!

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but you get your fingers cut off (gonna be real hard to post now).

I wish I had a "Gamecast."

 

[Young Roy]

granted, but I get my fingas back

I wish I had some food

 

[Flarefox]

granted, but it's boiled liver

I wish that a sequel to SSBM was released.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Originally posted by Young Roy
A: You have no wish in ur post.

B: If I'm banned, how am i still posting?


I wish CloudKid would Shut up!

Okay for one, I did forget to make a wish I'll give you that. It happens. I messed up. *gasps* Nice cute little noob trying to flame me. *gives noob treat* good boy! I love it. For one if you actually read before spamming it says "lol, jk" I mean really, you take more offense than I do and if you know Who Am I??? I'm offended easily.

As for the game:

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish that I will win the Great Clan Battle for 6000 gil in the Clan Grounds.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but you get banned shortly after winning.

I wish My micro fridge unit was stocked with clean, healthy, american, bottled water, which had no flaws to it whatsoever. :D

 

[Young Roy]

Granted, but everything else in your house messes up.

I wish CloudKid was dead and killed again and again and again and again and (gasp) nothing bad could happen TO ME!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Originally posted by Young Roy
Granted, but everything else in your house messes up.

I wish CloudKid was dead and killed again and again and again and again and (gasp) nothing bad could happen TO ME!

Granted, but for some odd reason I come back to life as a moderator and ban you.

I wish I could be a moderator.

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but you end up in Evangelist ****. *owned

I wish I had a couple more dollars for my new grafiks card.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but your New "grafiks" card only plays 8 bit graphics and you sold your old one.

I wish that Young Roy would quit wanting me dead and thinking disturbing thoughts about how to kill me. (it's kind of annoying and lame)

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but you're dead because his wish comes true.

I wish I could spell graphics.

 

[Young Roy]

Granted, but you can't speel anything else anymore.

I wish I wasn't banned from http://forum.hrwiki.org

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but now your banned from this site instead. (yay!)

I wish that Harry Potter WILL NOT be in the new SSB game.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but all of the other characters from the story are.

I wish that money grew on a plant that only I owned.

 

[Young Roy]

Granted, but it dies!

I wish CloudKid will shut up (about getting me banned).

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but its only because you stop spamming which means you basically aren't posting anymore.

I wish that I had a significantly faster internet.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

granted, but you can't afford it and you have to sell all of your other posessions to keep it.

I wish you could post your sig in forum games so I wouldn't have to keep turning it off.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but it significantly slows down the FG room and now since you post here often you can't post as quickly.

I wish I could know as much about computers as my friend(who knows A LOT)

 

[Young Roy]

Granted, but you lose all other knoledge:

Teacher: CloudKid, what's 3 x 3?

CloudKid: Uh, 421125312532532?


I wish they had a SSBM TV show!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but it's gay just like any other nintendo based TV show.

I wish that Mario and Luigi will be in Soul Calibur 3.

 

[Young Roy]

Granted, but everyone else of SSBM and other Nintendo game characters move in, the other ones in soul calibur (cept link) move out, and it's SSB3.

I wish I was perfect (with no flaws whatsoever.) :D

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but since you are so perfect everyone hates you and kills you.

I wish I knew how to read peoples minds.

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but you will only hear things that you wish you hadn't heard.

I wish that I could think of a better wish than this one.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but the wish still sucks.

I wish Cloudkid and Young Roy would get over their sexual feelings for each other and SHUT UP!!!

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but now they are both in love with you.

I wish that I knew 3 girls that wanted to have sex right now, and they were all 3 hot.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but they all have AIDS (sucks for you)

I wish I had a book.

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but it's boring.

I wish that those 3 girls were still hot and didn't have AIDS, or any STD, or any possible flaw. All they wanted was to have sex with me, and then leave me.

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but they steall all of your money.

I wish I had a Zubat.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but it bites you in the foot and you bleed to death.

i wish i could lose some weight.(i weigh 265 lbs.)