Wish Corruptor

[soroush123]

Granted, but then your lungs burn up from all the freash air.


I wish I was an Admin here. lol

 

[macho nacho]

granted, but you try to ban king kirby and are banned forever.(and lose your character)

I wish I was level 50!

 

[DarkSideMarth]

you are, but the quik level ups cause your brain to explode

I wish I had more Gil

 

[LHS_LOSER]

you do but the suden spike in your income sends your interest through the roof and after the first week you have no money home or food


I wish I could win a fight

 

[DarkSideMarth]

you do.....for once and then you lose for the rest of your life

I wish LHS_LOSER wasn't such a loser

 

[LHS_LOSER]

then he suddenly becomes cool and steals your gf ha ha ha!


I wish that everyone would stop makin fun of me

 

[DarkSideMarth]

granted. everyone stops, exept me

i wish i could stop!

 

[KoRnyIS]

you can stop..... .....FOREVER!!

i wish i had a cake

 

[link_fanboy17]

granted, but you choke on it

I wish for universal love

 

[macho nacho]

granted, but that makes the aliens outside the univers hate you, then kill you.

I wish I had a Gamecube.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but it comes to life through ancient greek voodoo and eats you.

I wish I weren't so weird.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, you become really popular due to your normalness, the hottest girl in school has sex with you, you then get Genetel Herpes from her, enjoy it, Mister Normal!

I wish for a shrubbery.

 

[macho nacho]

Granted, but it set on fire and burns down Norway.

I wish my Gamecube didn't eat me!

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, instead, you eat it, you then get a massive clogging in the arteries and have to live on life support for the rest of your life in a hospital bed next to a gay Israeli man named David.

I wish for a new computer.

 

[DarkSideMarth]

Granted you get the new computer but its a fifty year old ghetto dinosaur of a cpu and it sets your house on fire and Norway burns down

I wish I had a ghetto dinosaur computer

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but it's so old there is no place to attach a mouse, keyboard, monitor, printer, etc.

I wish Norway would stop burning down.

 

[DarkSideMarth]

it stops. but all the people in norway are still burning.

I wish climb everest.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but the lack of a preposition ("to") and the fact that you didn't specify WHICH Everest (Mount? Mister?) led me to believe you instead deserve this shiny new grammar book.

I wish I had another good computer...

 

[Byakko Shockwave]

Granted, but you get 5,492 viruses in your email.

I wish I would never get acne.

 

[LHS_LOSER]

granted but in your quest to rid yourself of acne you contract hepes and die.


I wish that I was good at playing the guitar.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, you become a master at it, however, punk teenagers start downloading all your songs on the computer, so you end up having to pay money. (For a contract, ect)

I wish for a new car.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but those same punk teenagers key the car and routinely stick potatoes in the tail-pipe.

On the subject of cars, I wish I was sittin' on dubs.

 

[LHS_LOSER]

granted but because you were sitting on them they get bent and become useless

I wish that kids would stop sending me viruses on my pc

 

[Sirus10]

your wish is granted but then they break through your door and steal your computer. I wish I was a super hero.

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted, your one of the guys from the INCRDEBLY GAY DOU

I wish I was a vampire

 

[Double Dee (Edd)]

Granted, but you go to a SSBM party and see garlic pizza, which weakens you.

I wish Master Hand was a playable character!

 

[LHS_LOSER]

granted but every time you try to beat the game you end up getting in a thumb war with the master hand and the gc controller is not equipped for that

I wish I had a cool motorcycle

 

[fluffy-sama]

granted, but the department of transportation refuses to issue you a motorcycle license so you can't ride it.

I wish KFC would give me fewer hours and more money.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but also they transfer you to the Baghdad KFC, watch out for truck bombs!



I wish for a few of these:

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but it gets converted to U.S. money.

i wish i could watch the whole Stargate Series.

 

[Double Dee (Edd)]

Granted, but the series is already canceled the second you see it.

I wish I went to the future!

 

[DarkSideMarth]

granted, but you go too far and the world has ended and your floating in space and then the vacum rips your lungs out of your chest and you die.

I wish My farm's river wouldn't have flooded and I hadn't had to make the two hour trip to go there to move stuff out of the barn so it wouldn't be destroyed.

 

[LHS_LOSER]

granted but then you wouldnt have those cool pictures!

I wish that DSM would stop complaining about his barn....

 

[Cronos_Rainbow]

Granted but he decides to convert it to a man-love p0rno studio and you're forced to direct the movies.

I wish Captain Jack would respond to my PM!

 

[Double Dee (Edd)]

Granted, but Captain Jack decides to, but right afterwards, he gets an invitation to a prom instead.

I wish I got Fairy God Parents so I can wish whatever I want!

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but you become the Fairy God Parent and you have to grand all the wishs you want to other people.

i wish i could finish my story.

 

[True_Link_Master]

granted but the characters come to life and eat you



I wish that i could do anything that neo in the matrix could

 

[Magic Jesus]

Originally posted by SakuraPichu
Granted but it gets converted to U.S. money.

Whoo hoo, $144!


Methinks you need to learn a few things about making a good response.

As for T_L_M, you can now do anything that Neo Matrix, a 44 year old plumber from Berlin can.

 

[LHS_LOSER]

I dont understand your wish but somejow it goes terribly wrong

I wish my car would start

 

[DarkSideMarth]

it does.... wait....you don't have a car

i wish i had more gil