Wish Corruptor

[CORY]

alright, ooc, LMAO!!!
back in context:
granted, but now nobody wants you.

i wish nobody wanted me.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted... o_O whats witht he sad wishes... i would have said granted you wasted a wish to uncorruptable dude

i wish this wish was actually a bag or cookies

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it's oatmeal cookies!

i wish you were back at level 1 gligar_man

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but im twice as strong...

i wish i didnt encounter that glitch/whatever where i just recentl lost 50 gil

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but now you'r back to level 1 and all your stats are halved

i wish i had cool sunglasses like Neo.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but neo spots you with his sunglasses and kills you

i wish i was neo, :D

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but smiths come and kill you

i wish i could copy myself like smith

 

[Wyld]

Granted but Neo figures out the way to kill you

I wish i had 1 trillion dollars

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's in Monopoly Money.

I wish I ruled Saturn.

 

[Big Andy]

granted but you can't stand on it

i wish i had paper for my printer

 

[The Muffin King]

Granted, but it jams your printer

I wish I had a hot girlfriend

 

[Him]

Granted, but she's constantly on fire.



I wish i had a mountain dew right now... oh wait, i do.uh...i wish i had another mountain dew right now.

 

[Big Andy]

granted but you'd wish you had a crab juice

i wish i had a crab juice

 

[The Muffin King]

Granted, but you spill it all over your keyboard

I wish I had superpowers

 

[Big Andy]

granted but your weakness is everything

i wish i could fly well

 

[TopVideoGamer]

Granted, but you will need to be fired from this canon to start.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you can't find where the money is.

I wish I had a bigger computer monitor.

 

[jet]

wish granted but then it blows up randomly

I wish i could get my drivers license

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it has the wrong picture and name on it.

I wish I did not have to grow up, for I want to be a Toys R' Us kid.

 

[Big Andy]

granted but toys r us will get bought out

i wish i were an oscar mayer weener

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you'll be eaten.

I wish I was a great baseball player.

 

[Metroid Killer]

Your wish is granted. But your become the worst pro baseball player ever and ends up with drug problems etc.

I wish I was president.

 

[uberjedimaster]

Granted, but everyon invades your life, and your practically living in ****.

I wish I could read REALLY fast.

 

[finchbonsomgomluasong]

Your wish is granted, but only in brail.

I wish a had a fresh tomato free of other organisems.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's actually an orange painted red.

I wish I had 13 oranges.

 

[CORY]

granted, but since 13's an unlucky number, when you finish eating the last one you get a seed lodged in your throat.

i wish i had a cool pair of shoes.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but their missing a sole, tounge, and laces.

I wish I was Level 99.9 on the RPG.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but now noone will fight you. So you die.

I wish that poop were made of iron

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but now it hurts so bad to go to the bathroom that nobody does it anymore and we all die from ammonia poisoning.

I wish this thread would stop growing a dozen pages every goddämned day. Seriously, post in the Caption Game or Internet Scavenger Hunt or something.

 

[Him]

Granted, but then everybody in smashboards posts in Caption Game topic exclusivly, then the president wets his pants in public, then you get eaten by a pack of rabid Bob Seger fans.



I wish something good was on tv tonight.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but someone steals your TV.

I wish that ">" and "<" looked more different.

 

[Him]

Granted, but < looks like Pac-Man and > looks like Jimmy Hoffa's corpse.



I wish i could think of a name for my left testicle.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but his name is "Imwithstupid"

I wish poop was fluffy and choclatey.

 

[Him]

Granted, but now people stop going to McDonald's due to the new taste.




I wish there was a Wendy's in my town.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you move.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you get into a coma and still dont know what you're doing.

I wish poop and pee mixed could make lucky charms.

 

[Him]

Granted, but uh... it already did, so you just wasted a wish =).



I wish Shishypants would stop making poop and pee wishes.

 

[Big Andy]

wish granted but i will make a poop wish

i wish i could blast a dukie right now

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but then you get SARS from the corpse and die.

I wish Him would get another name.

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but now everyone else in the universe is named Him.

I wish I could be the Hulk.