Wish Corruptor

[Shy Guy]

Granted, but your computer would overload, and the mass production of heat would be it's undoing.

I wish I had a pet toad that could shapeshift into a bucket of cornflakes...

Gligar Man: I apologize for bringing up your memory...may Justin rest in peace.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

done, but someone eats it and dies.

i wish for no racial prejudice.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but there is more Gender Prejudice.

I wish my RPG character actually looked like the Witch King.

 

[jet]

Wish granted, but then i wish it was not granted which goes away.

I wish i had a potatoe

 

[Him]

Granted, but since they don't exist you get Dan Quale instead.




I wish that jet's name was capitalizeded.

 

[jet]

wish granted, JET

I wish the j in my name was capitalized

 

[SilencedViolence]

YWG, except thiswill mysteriously cause an RPG bug, getting you banned because they think you're cheating.

I wish i could level up psychotically like gligar man and everyone else.

WARNING NO SIG

 

[jet]

Wish granted but were all still be stronger than you

I wish I had 1,000,000 gil

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you get all your stats reset to zero because they think you're cheating.

I wish my dog would quit finding ways of getting out of the back yard.

 

[uberjedimaster]

Granted, but it finds ways to get out of your house.
I wish my dog could fly.

 

[krillin1986]

Your wish will be granted, but now you're dog is a bird...

I wish to be rich!

 

[Metroid Killer]

Your wish is granted... you are now rich on love!!!

I wish I would be teh l33t at html coding!

 

[CORY]

granted, but now you both type and speak 1337 speech.

i wish i had a monkey on my shoulder.

 

[Eor]

you wish is granted, but the monkey is so fat that he eats ur head.


I wish to have money. lots of money.

 

[quicky]

Wish granted but someone have rob you all your money.


I wish I could play Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life for Gamecube and Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town for GBA.

 

[uberjedimaster]

Granted, but you don't have the systems.

I wish everyone would see the light and agree that leet is for computer geeks and immigrants trying to fit in.

 

[CerbKirby]

Wish granted, but then the geeks and immigrants would get hurt feelings, and grow a powerful network to hack everybody's computer systems, even yours!

I wish that I had 50 platypuses in my creek.

 

[uberjedimaster]

Wish granted, but they take over the world.]

I wish my sister was cool.

 

[Slayer Link]

Wish granted but now you are a stupid nerd who has no friends and will never lose your virginity.

I wish all I was a mod.

 

[SilencedViolence]

Yes, but the workload causes you to comit suicide after banning as many members as possible (btw, mods can ban, right?)

I wish my school bus driver would stop forgetting the pick up time ahs been changed...

Sorry about the sig... I could've sworn I unchecked it... I guess I'll go to my options and make it auto-unchecked.

 

[jet]

Wish granted but then you start forgetting

I wish i had a cup of cappucino

 

[CORY]

wish granted, but now it's cold and stale.

i wish i had uber psychic powers.

 

[Gligar_Man]

i hope youll like the uber big head that comes along with it...

i wish i had eyes in the back of my head...

 

[quicky]

wish granted but someone poke you in the eyes.


I wish for a Ferrari.

 

[CORY]

granted, but now you get to pay out your *** for the insurance, gas, maintenence, etc...

i wish i was cool.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but nobody like you because you are "to cool for them".

I wish I knew everything.

 

[SamusZero]

Your wish will be granted but your brait will overflow with information and you go crazy and kill youself

I wish I had every videogame I ever wanted

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but all your consoles and/or computer is stolen.

I wish I had a Fax Machine.

 

[jet]

wish granted but there all fake

I wish i could watch kenshin right now.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's a re-run and in Spanish.

I wish Bold was bolder.

 

[SamusZero]

Your wish will be granted but Bold will be so bold that you wont be able to read it

I wish the batteries in my gameboy would last longer

 

[jet]

Wish granted but then your gameboy breaks

I wish i had a better computer

 

[CORY]

granted, but now the battery manufacturers will all go out of business, beginning a chain of events that will eventually destroy the world economy.

i wish for a babbling tree hugging hippy.

 

[Gligar_Man]

gba sp has rechargeable batteries... your wish shall be granted but its gonna cost you...

i wish my lighter never ran out of butane

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but now your lighter never runs out of highly flammable gas.

I wish Trigun was back on Adult Swim.

 

[Ryboflax]

Your wish is granted, but after you install MX, it infects your computer with a one-of-a-kind virus and corrupts the hard drive.

I wish that I had a hot girlfriend.

 

[Ryboflax]

Umm, really sorry about that post. I was reading on the 3 page, and I thought it was the most current... ^.^;;

Anyway, your wish is granted, but while you watch it, Vash is about to get shot on an episode you haven't seen, and your TV fries and explodes.

I wish I had a new guitar.

 

[CORY]

granted, but then a ninja jumps in, steals it, wails on it, and cuts your head off.

i wish i wasn't so spastic.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Wish granted! But it has no guitar strings, and you become a rodent for double posting

I wish I had Hillary Clinton's new book...

Note: Too late for me...

 

[Ryboflax]

Wish granted, but all you learn from her book are tips that will never help you like "Don't invest in land", "Don't invest in land in Arkansas", and my favorite, "Don't invest in land in Arkansas with the McDougals". (SNL inside joke )

I wish that I could go back in time and tell my ex-girlfriend not to break up with me.