Wish Corruptor

[RDK]

Granted, but...meh.

I wish there were more people playing.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted and they are playing with your emotions!

I wish for... MiNdGaMeS!!!123453ORDOi^*((Whoknows! Ninjas ninjas everywhere MINDGAMED!

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you go insane when you see ninjas.

I wish for 152 pizzas.

 

[RDK]

Granted, but they're anchovi pizzas.

I wish you all were dead (not literally ).

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you are one of the (not literally) dead ones while we are still alive.

I wish for 153 pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted

I wish that was corrupted

 

[TakDragon7]

granted as you corrupted blank.

I wish for 154 pizzas.

 

[RDK]

Granted, but through some freak of nature, you are unable to wish for pizzas anymore.

I wish.........

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEE EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

I wish RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEE EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

 

[RDK]

Granted, but CRAB BATTLE.

I wish CRAB BATTLE.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but I gave you de-hyper pills.

I wish for 155 pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but Ridley ordered you on his pizza so he ate you!

I wish for a wish that would wish me a wish (6 posts ahead of u!)

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted...but 7 post ahead of Takdragon is an evil place where bad things happen...and you get AIDs

... I wish could fly somewhere on a plane made of glass

Edit...**** you for taking that last wish

 

[RDK]

Granted, but that place is a stone factory and you crash and die.

TakDragon, by the way, look at post my last post. You can no longer wish for pizzas, or you will unravel the fabric of spacetime.

I wish bananas were extinct.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but now all the existing ones turned to aids

I wish to suck your blood (Click to find out more)

 

[RDK]

Granted, but you contract AIDS from coming in contact with blood and you die alone in a foreign hospital.

I wish I suddenly knew what it was like to be God.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but seeing as there is no god you just become a mindless shell with no purpose

I wish i knew what it was like to be Joe soup

(O yhea we are on page 500 w000)

 

[RDK]

(Soon to be page 501. W00T!)

Granted, but at that very moment, I was about to connect Falco's foot with Soup's Marth's face in Melee, and you are transported into the game, causing my character to smite you into the abyss and you smack into the death wall, and you are never heard from again.

I wish ^ wasn't a run-on sentence.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but you were nothing but a mindless shell so you could be playing smash and i was still joe soup and i took over all of smash and made your body one of my Ninjas

I wish ^ was a run-on sentence

 

[RDK]

Granted, but since it is a run-on sentence, the Grammar Nazi comes and turns you into a common garden toad. You hop off and are eventually crushed by the massive tires of a semi truck speeding across the highway.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but once you find out the truth you become so enlightened that your soul leaves your body (And while your in the astral plane you forget and are stuck there!)

I wish to PWN JOO

 

[RDK]

Granted, but you can't PWN MEE, so you just end up getting your own body disintegrated by my aura of awesomeness while attmpting it, without me even touching you.

I wish ________ .

 

[TakDragon7]

granted ______.

I wish for 156 pizzas.

 

[RDK]

Dangit Tak--you can't wish for that anymore. Check one of my posts on the last page.

Granted, but NO!

I wish you would stop asking for pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but... not buts...

I wish i could... have... no buts

 

[TakDragon7]

granted then you'll be living through a lot of pain.

I wish for 157 pizzas.

@RDK
well, it just doesn't seem to work on me anymore XD

 

[Legolastom]

He he he Wish granted

I dont wish

 

[DH_Ninja]

You die of one thousand paper cuts.

*insert wish and painful consequence here *

 

[Legolastom]

Granted you do get painful consequences except... in your face

I wish for you to do the best that you can!

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but he just gave you a slap in the face.

I wish for 158 pizzas.

 

[Midna]

never mind.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted enjoy your pizzas

I wish for a slice of one of your pizza's

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you get a little piece of it.

I wish for 159 pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but they are leaning towers of pizza so you are crushed to death and so is your town and everyone in it.

I wish for one coleslaw

 

[Midna]

granted, but it's rotten.
I wish for a donut.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but homer took it. DOH!

I wish for 160 pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but alternative Mynd has taken them

I wish to own Malo mart

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you owned family dollar instead.

I wish for 161 pizzas.

 

[Lord Kirby]

Your wish has been granted! Enjoy some plastic pizzas.

I wish that everything was back to normal.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but that usually happens after every wish anyway

I wish i was.. chadling!