Wish Corruptor

[strider43]

I grant your wish but it turns out the wish you did not want to wish was wished to be that you had no wishes.

I wish i was Top 10 pally's in Ladder for D2 (currently #45 and rising)

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you rose then went back to #45 again.

I wish for the reverse of "Every time I do this to my pizzas, I take one away."

 

[Zabutur]

whoa. you didn't wish for pizzas. Tera says that's some kind of sacrilige right there, and that you have 11 pizzas to go before you beat her pies.

silly Tera... *huggles*

anyways, granted, but since that doesn't makle since, you get 140 pizzas. on your head.

I wish for a Wii remote, a slice of bacon, a raindrop, and Link's head on a golden platter.

 

[Legolastom]

You get all of them... except in one game! So everyone wins

I wish for The stupid postmen not to go on bloody strike all the time!!!one!!11shift!

 

[DainBramaged]

wish granted, but instead it will be the SMART postmen going on strike

I wish I knew how they get the caramel into Cabury caramilk bars....

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but they put in strawberry in the bars.

(muwahhahahaha! now I can wish for pizzas again!)
I wish for 141 pizzas.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but now that I know you are in competition with Tera, whom I have nothing against, you get 142 pizzas instead (run with it Tak!)

I wish TakDragon had 143 pizzas.

 

[TakDragon7]

(thanks. Now I'll beat Tera FOR SURE lol) Granted but I get a little extra with it.

I wish for 145 pizzas.

 

[Eor]

Granted, but if you ask for Pizza's again I'm giving you a spam warning for being unoriginal

I wish someone would tell me all of Tera's accounts, I'll make sure that person gets Broom access

 

[mask man]

a magic gameboy god gives you them but its a diffrent tera.

i wish tak could wish for pizzas again

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but I have to do some things in order to wish for them again.

(Ok if you guys let Tera get away with 151 pies, then why can't I get away with it? Oh darn, back to wishing)

I wish for 146 pizzas.

 

[mask man]

146 gaint instantly-kill-you-by-putting-an-eternal-flame-over-your-body-with-flesh-eating-
magots-of-death-sending-your-dead-corps-to-the-belly-of-hades-to-do-satan's-
wishes-whill-still-expeincing-the-pain-of-your-pizza-death-times-ten-for-each-pizza-
piled-ontop-of-you mushy overcooked cold pizzas fall from the sky and pile themselfs ontop of you and surround your body in a gaint pizza mountain.

i wish R Kelly would hurry up and release the rest of his pwnage urban opra with more chapters

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but he goes really slow on it and makes you wait longer.

I wish for 147 pizzas.

 

[mask man]

same thing as last time happens.but the pizzas also make amillion lightning bolts strike every inch of your body every secound in every form of harm and pain possable impossable and even unimaginable even through the bases of the minds capacity.thats infinate.
also the fact that your expeincing every kind of pain even unimaginable screws up the laws of physics and everything but that to keep the pain and everything mentioned in my last post is blown to peices sucked in a dark hole into a demention in the past the exploded making the big bang along time ago making life.


i wish i knew the secret of the universe

 

[TakDragon7]

(wow that was a lot to say XD)
granted but it would take a long time before you or anyone can know the secret.

I wish for 148 pizzas.

 

[mask man]

god gets mad and flicks you into a valcano of death filled with acid and everything from the other posts happen and all the things from every game attack you with every one of there attacks.and your suspended in mid animation dieing a painfuller death every 0.00000000001th of a secound

i wish this wish doesnt get corrupted

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but it works for a while then it does get corrupted.

I wish for 149 pizzas.

 

[mask man]

same thing as last time happens but it happens to all your freinds famely and everyone you love.besides me.and anyone i wouldnt want that to happen to.
i wish you couldnt wish for pizzas cuss you know youl just get pain so painfull in ways it screws up the universe.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but I love pizzas and I jsut can't stop wishing for them.

I wish for 150 pizzas. (Shweet!)

 

[mask man]

you know you cant even eat these pizzas due to the fact that your dieing every millasecound and dont have a chance right?
granted.but they dissapear before you even see them.
i wish you didnt love pizzas!

 

[Zarelid]

what a terrible wish

i wish you guys would stop posting so much >.< lol

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but they cant read english so they cary on posting

I wish that tak cannot wish for ANY more pizzas under any circumstances at all this wish canot be corrupted by tak himself but if anyone else try to corrupt it they have to wish for another 50 pizzas

(Thats means tak cannot wish for pizzas or corrupt this wish but other can and if they do they have to wish for 50 pizzas)

O yhea and remember... YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE WISH!

 

[mask man]

granted
i wish posts in this fourm counted towards my postcount

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but they also get multiplied by zero

I wish I could got to FC.

 

[petre]

granted, but then youd find out you have to face me, and youd commit suicide on the way there out of fear.

i wish i had one of tak's pizzas.

 

[Lord Kirby]

Your wish has been granted! You may eat it when you're dead.

I wish i knew my sis's AIM pw

 

[WFL]

granted, but you forget the screenname.

I wish I was the best smash player in the world, had 2 hands, 4 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, and those 2 hands connected to 2 arms connected to 2 shoulders etc. (having a human body).

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but your hands sweat Crisco and ruin every controller you touch

I wish I could get a copy of Brawl 3 months before everyone else

 

[h2ownage]

Your wish is granted but you lose your Wii and all your money.

I wish I lived in the world of Pokemon. Yep.

 

[d_shep04]

wish granted, but you are a pokemon and the worst one ever

i wish the first black president of the WORLD (not just america) "THE WORLD" muHAHA!!!

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but its Disney world.

I wish... to dance! (Note: lol)

 

[Pythag]

granted but you can only dance when music is not being played.
I wish for antartica to stop being so snobby.

 

[Lord Kirby]

Your Wish has been granted! Unfortunately, now you are the snobby one!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

That one was lame.

I wish I knew what else to wish for. did someone already do that one? oh well.

 

[BloodBowler]

Granted, you know what else to wish for. However, you can't wish for it.

I wish for a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru, in date, safe to drink with no harmful addatives.

 

[Lord Kirby]

Your wish has been granted! The message inside the bottle says,"Empty. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

I wish that no one mentions Disney ever again. HA! I wished for it!

 

[Pythag]

granted, now you may never speak about disney, but it's all you can think about.
I wish for a large amount of legal tender

 

[THEmSHAKE]

Granted, though I hope you're canadian because thats the form of money you with get no way to exchange it.

I wish it was december 3rd 2007 so I could play brawl.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Granted, but you are on a deserted island now

I wish could warp around the world!

 

[DainBramaged]

Wish granted, but ur also now on the deserted island, because you warped there....

I wish to become a master in the martial arts of Capoeira

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Your wish is granted, but everyone else in the world learns 5x more stuff than you.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted